But she's eating for the bewful baybeh too!!!!
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That poor poor child will be dehydrated after that dinner
That child would probably know how to make a better meal than that swill.
It’s a F#cking cottage pie ffs
One of the easiest things to make , they really have the mentality of a 12 year old the pair of them !
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It’s going to slide out covered in mince and corn
The baby is going to slide out with such a bloody thirst !
Did someone say gravy
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Can you imagine what goes on in that flat 
odd bod cycles and plays his play station , lozza editing pictures x 4. Lozza laying in bed most of the time 
. They are in for a shock when the bayyyybeeeeee is due
odd bod cycles and plays his play station , lozza editing pictures x 4. Lozza laying in bed most of the time . They are in for a shock when the bayyyybeeeeee is dueAnd if u want to recreate this masterchefs creation. Here are her ingredients
OH.MY.GOD the spelling!!!!!
There was about a quarter that they didn’t serve. That dish was massive. The portion sizes served were massive.
I pop in and out of this thread as I can’t keep up but you’re all fuckin hilarious gels
sweet corn in cottage pie
ELECTRIC CHAIR
sweet corn in cottage pie
ELECTRIC CHAIR
Oh FFS, that looks disgusting. You've got to cook the mince in a bit of gravy, there's no juice in it! Kay's Cooking makes better looking slop than that fucker 
< Shifts arse to get her red marking pen >
Jesus I used to make this when I was in secondary school when my parents where at work. Here's Lozza acting like she's made a Michelin star dish.
What is GravEy?
What is GravEy?
Maybe she’s still hoping for a spot on celebrity Masterchef. Did mole man not give her the memo that BBC aren’t putting on Only Fans people anymore.
Potatoe
gravey
Worster
my phone wouldn’t even let me try lozza’s version of Worcester until attempt 3
gravey
Worster
my phone wouldn’t even let me try lozza’s version of Worcester until attempt 3
But scrunchies what are they eating AFTER this dish of delight? Biscuits, tinned rice pudding? Whisper bars? Crisps? Share bag of bleeping anything each? You just know this can't be it!
Is she ok ?? why’s the scan picture on the bleeping kitchen bench ??? The stupid bleep !! Oh a forgot !! Lauren’s the first woman to have a baybehhhh!!! 
chop ya broccoli and ya onion and bore off Lauren 
🥱🥱 NO ONE CARES WHAT YA COOKING
why’s the scan picture on the bleeping kitchen bench ??? The stupid bleep !! Oh a forgot !! Lauren’s the first woman to have a baybehhhh!!! chop ya broccoli and ya onion and bore off Lauren 🥱🥱 NO ONE CARES WHAT YA COOKINGAttachments
Pizza. Duh!!!
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