Congratulations 
to @Facehugger for the thread title!
Well first things first! I got my very own award from @Pom Bear courtesy of my nomination from @Facehugger: I was thrilled.
Am very happy to do a little recap for my fellow Scrunchies as this is easily the best thread on Tattle. The recap is not as needed as some of the other faster moving threads mostly because Big Loz is essentially a sloth who hurts her front bone if she exerts any energy, but some of us Scrunchies can only dip in and out (like Oddbod in a sink) when their time allows.
We had some very funny detective work
from @Pixie7 who like me has not watched Love Island before, but us Scrunchies appreciated the effort.
The gender reveal was delayed which gave us more time to consider names and @roseturntupnose made me belly laugh with her suggestions.
It finally arrived today and unsurprisingly she’s having a girl which was spotted by eagle-eyed Tattlers on Valentine’s Day. You had one job Lauren!
Photos of the reveal that she’s not been able to edit show that the Papa John’s are not her friend, particularly not when dressed in shiny fabric wearing an ill-fitting bra.
It seems Big Loz’s dreams of more TV stardom might of been crushed by her foray into Only Fans so she’ll need her beg list even more. She may use the robot vacuum cleaner to pose on.
We did think the Amazon beg list was pretty low until @Glortard discovered she’s going to sell her used undercrackers to the saddos from Only Fans. Baybeh Cantaffordwaitrose will be so proud. At least Moleman can get a workout trying to prise her thong out of that cavernous arse crack, make him work for his commission Big Loz! I feel a bit cockly just thinking about it
We all despaired at her spelling (it’s a bizarre skill to be able to not spell correctly a word that is in the photo you are captioning) particularly when describing her new masterpiece - a cottage pie (sized to feed a small army) that we would have made better in a year 7 home economics lesson and not felt the need to add bleeping sweetcorn to - @Blair-Waldorf had very strong feelings about this addition (totally warranted).
The pie was so very dry and needed ‘gravEy’. The spelling on the ingredients list was truly appalling, it killed off @lalalanded
Thanks to @fluffyglitterbug for sharing the step by step photos taken of the process.
She also *drum roll* made her first ever roast dinner at the age of 34
. Of course she doesn’t follow a recipe because no one in their right mind would want their roast potatoes floating in oil and doused in vinegar. Her portion size was off the scale (as per usual) and she ate a sharing size bag of Doritos and dip as a starter.
Surely it’s only a matter of time until she’s on the beg for a reinforced bed frame “for a friend”
She is still totally exhausted from doing sweet FA so needs multiple #nightsoffcooking to bombard the baybeh with more saturated fat, salt and sugar. Greasy pizza possibly eaten with her clacker out with a side order of something turd shaped (and no doubt deep-fried), a giant cookie, and of course a new face.
@Katewinsletsknee perfectly summarised Big Loz’s diet.
The very basic flaw in her plan to have a water birth was spotted by @Sunnydaze101.
@xyzcba discovered her new ‘asfetics’ branding and it’s given me nightmares ever since.
@MrFMercury may have found us out very own group sponsor!
@Silly-old-Slapper summarised what you need to do to officially join the cult of Big Loz.
I was mightily impressed by the poetic talents of the Scrunchies @Blowup80 here and @Noelc here. This led to a brilliant pun.
@pombear did us proud unearthing Oddbod’s catalogue modelling days. Suits you sir! How he may look if Lozza gives him her spaniel’s ears (the tongue out just makes these pictures perfection) and Big Loz does Demi.
Finally, my favourite pic of the thread and yours too
to @Facehugger for the thread title!Well first things first! I got my very own award from @Pom Bear courtesy of my nomination from @Facehugger: I was thrilled.
Am very happy to do a little recap for my fellow Scrunchies as this is easily the best thread on Tattle. The recap is not as needed as some of the other faster moving threads mostly because Big Loz is essentially a sloth who hurts her front bone if she exerts any energy, but some of us Scrunchies can only dip in and out (like Oddbod in a sink) when their time allows.
We had some very funny detective work
from @Pixie7 who like me has not watched Love Island before, but us Scrunchies appreciated the effort.The gender reveal was delayed which gave us more time to consider names and @roseturntupnose made me belly laugh with her suggestions.
It finally arrived today and unsurprisingly she’s having a girl which was spotted by eagle-eyed Tattlers on Valentine’s Day. You had one job Lauren!
Photos of the reveal that she’s not been able to edit show that the Papa John’s are not her friend, particularly not when dressed in shiny fabric wearing an ill-fitting bra.
It seems Big Loz’s dreams of more TV stardom might of been crushed by her foray into Only Fans so she’ll need her beg list even more. She may use the robot vacuum cleaner to pose on.
We did think the Amazon beg list was pretty low until @Glortard discovered she’s going to sell her used undercrackers to the saddos from Only Fans. Baybeh Cantaffordwaitrose will be so proud. At least Moleman can get a workout trying to prise her thong out of that cavernous arse crack, make him work for his commission Big Loz! I feel a bit cockly just thinking about it
We all despaired at her spelling (it’s a bizarre skill to be able to not spell correctly a word that is in the photo you are captioning) particularly when describing her new masterpiece - a cottage pie (sized to feed a small army) that we would have made better in a year 7 home economics lesson and not felt the need to add bleeping sweetcorn to - @Blair-Waldorf had very strong feelings about this addition (totally warranted).
The pie was so very dry and needed ‘gravEy’. The spelling on the ingredients list was truly appalling, it killed off @lalalanded
Thanks to @fluffyglitterbug for sharing the step by step photos taken of the process.She also *drum roll* made her first ever roast dinner at the age of 34
. Of course she doesn’t follow a recipe because no one in their right mind would want their roast potatoes floating in oil and doused in vinegar. Her portion size was off the scale (as per usual) and she ate a sharing size bag of Doritos and dip as a starter.Surely it’s only a matter of time until she’s on the beg for a reinforced bed frame “for a friend”
She is still totally exhausted from doing sweet FA so needs multiple #nightsoffcooking to bombard the baybeh with more saturated fat, salt and sugar. Greasy pizza possibly eaten with her clacker out with a side order of something turd shaped (and no doubt deep-fried), a giant cookie, and of course a new face.
@Katewinsletsknee perfectly summarised Big Loz’s diet.
The very basic flaw in her plan to have a water birth was spotted by @Sunnydaze101.
@xyzcba discovered her new ‘asfetics’ branding and it’s given me nightmares ever since.
@MrFMercury may have found us out very own group sponsor!
@Silly-old-Slapper summarised what you need to do to officially join the cult of Big Loz.
I was mightily impressed by the poetic talents of the Scrunchies @Blowup80 here and @Noelc here. This led to a brilliant pun.
@pombear did us proud unearthing Oddbod’s catalogue modelling days. Suits you sir! How he may look if Lozza gives him her spaniel’s ears (the tongue out just makes these pictures perfection) and Big Loz does Demi.
Finally, my favourite pic of the thread and yours too
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..Is she trying to cover her tracks for when the BayBeh comes out mixed raced coloured 
