Lauren Goodger #19 I’m LG with many fake fans, a basic pram and a gay for pay man.

[liar liar]

I love Nana's so would happily pay for pies, knitting and steamed puddings to support weekly bingo and brandy habbits!

I could knit the Shreddies

 

[Sasha Sinclair]

Didn’t mean to derail with FaceApp (although it is a lot of fun seeing other people’s “faces”) but honestly she is irritating me and boring me in equal measure. She is awful at social media, posting a photo of pineapple she’s picked off a begged Papa John’s pizza to say it gives her “anixtey”. She literally has nothing else to do - use spellcheck!

Her social media is terrible , considering this is, I'm assuming her job! Everything from a blagged pizza to a babygrow is slapped with a filter. She literally has no personality and cannot see beyond herself. It's like a car crash you can't look away from though

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Also I googled her net worth out of curiosity and it says she’s worth 2.1 million, that can’t be true can it?

I think she’s openly admitted she made bad business decisions so that could be old earnings she’s wasted away. I mean why hasn’t she bought? If she had that much cash you would think half or a big chunk of it would go on a house. She said recently in some interview she wished she had bought a house when the money was rolling in. Didn’t someone rip her off with her tanning business or something.

 

[MunHun]

I think she’s openly admitted she made bad business decisions so that could be old earnings she’s wasted away. I mean why hasn’t she bought? If she had that much cash you would think half or a big chunk of it would go on a house. She said recently in some interview she wished she had bought a house when the money was rolling in. Didn’t someone rip her off with her tanning business or something.

She’s as dim as a 40 watt bulb so that wouldn’t surprise me. I’d say she has bankrolled her relationships too.

 

[liar liar]

I think she’s openly admitted she made bad business decisions so that could be old earnings she’s wasted away. I mean why hasn’t she bought? If she had that much cash you would think half or a big chunk of it would go on a house. She said recently in some interview she wished she had bought a house when the money was rolling in. Didn’t someone rip her off with her tanning business or something.

Have you checked Companies House to see what happened to her company(ies)?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Great tip. I’ll have a look

Lauren’s Way dissolved in 2018. Was her and one other guy who’s partnership was terminated. That was her tanning business I think.

Lauren’s Gold - partnership with her mate Jodie Wheeler. Dissolved 2019 “sale of cosmetics and toilet articles

LRG marketing Ltd. Dissolved 2019. Business: performing arts . Another one with that Jodie but Jodie resigned earlier on.

And two others same sort of thing. All dissolved. Couldn’t see any current ones. This last dissolved in 2019

And then I found this

Lauren Goodger threatens legal action against business partner after claiming she has been duped

LAUREN Goodger is threatening legal action against a business partner over her tanning brand. The Towie star launched Lauren’s Way four years ago and it is now stocked in a number of retailer…

www.google.co.uk

 

[Bibijoya]

What’s ‘anixtey’?

I work in a mental health place and told someone I felt 'amphitatious' one day. He looked the word up in a medical dictionary and was annoyed when it wasn't there

 

[Blowup80]

Great tip. I’ll have a look

Lauren’s Way dissolved in 2018. Was her and one other guy who’s partnership was terminated. That was her tanning business I think.

Lauren’s Gold - partnership with her mate Jodie Wheeler. Dissolved 2019 “sale of cosmetics and toilet articles

LRG marketing Ltd. Dissolved 2019. Business: performing arts . Another one with that Jodie but Jodie resigned earlier on.

And two others same sort of thing. All dissolved. Couldn’t see any current ones. This last dissolved in 2019

And then I found this

Lauren Goodger threatens legal action against business partner after claiming she has been duped

LAUREN Goodger is threatening legal action against a business partner over her tanning brand. The Towie star launched Lauren’s Way four years ago and it is now stocked in a number of retailer…

www.google.co.uk

Performing arts?? Performing porn more like

 

[Pom Bear]

One more pic of Chaz's catalogue modelling xx.

 

[Clickbait]

And then I found this

Lauren Goodger threatens legal action against business partner after claiming she has been duped

LAUREN Goodger is threatening legal action against a business partner over her tanning brand. The Towie star launched Lauren’s Way four years ago and it is now stocked in a number of retailer…

www.google.co.uk

This is her all over: she can’t be bothered to take an interest in the detail of the business so just relies on someone else to do the work which leaves her susceptible to fraud.

Also, locked out of the social media accounts They saw the tit show that is her own IG and thought nope!

 

[Blowup80]

One more pic of Chaz's catalogue modelling xx.

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Ooh fish net. Our Lozza loves a good tight bit of netting. Bet she screenshots this one for later Pom

 

[geordiegirl]

The corn is back! Notice she’s covered her own pic up with scan photo...

I fear it’s a cottage pie she’s attempting

 

[Facehugger]

One more pic of Chaz's catalogue modelling xx.

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Oh god, he's been rummaging in @265's underwear drawer.

I googled it I was scared of what would come up but it's actually quite wholesome

I'm in. I'll get my sewing machine out and show them all how to make face masks using their old brassieres

 

[Sunnydaze101]

The corn is back! Notice she’s covered her own pic up with scan photo...

I fear it’s a cottage pie she’s attempting

Let’s see her attempt at deep frying the cottage pie.

This is her all over: she can’t be bothered to take an interest in the detail of the business so just relies on someone else to do the work which leaves her susceptible to fraud.

Also, locked out of the social media accounts They saw the tit show that is her own IG and thought nope!

Exactly. It’s just laziness. Lazy Lozza.

 

[Chi4]

Anyone else think how bizarre odd bod looked plonked in front of the tv spinning on his bike whilst his mummy cooks his dinner

 

[lalalanded]

Brace yourselves ladies and gents, she's cooking.

 

[Emmie81]

What the duck is he riding ? It’s like a bike from the 60s

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

The corn is back! Notice she’s covered her own pic up with scan photo...

I fear it’s a cottage pie she’s attempting

Was starting to sweat a bit there, teasing us with a nonchalantly placed can of JGG at the start then having to wait until the end to see it in all its nuggety glory in the finished slop dish. Such a minx she is

 

[Laurst]

Ooooooh the suspense of a cottage pie she's like a little girl playing grown ups. It's quite sad really.

 

[lalalanded]

Ooooooh the suspense of a cottage pie she's like a little girl playing grown ups. It's quite sad really.

It really is! She cooks the most basic of recipes and thinks it warrants an instagram story.