A thread recap:
Obviously as
@Blowup80 pointed out at the start of the last thread she is
still a CGI fanny. She also did us our very own thread
dictionary for any newcomers who wanted to pick up on the lingo.
Some of the Scrunchies tried to make complaints to the
Independent Press Standards Organisation for the fact publications are allowing her heavily photoshopped and FaceApp’d photos to be used in online articles - misrepresenting her actual appearance and normalising unattainable and untrue images - but apparently as they
describe what she is wearing and the colour of her hair accurately, they are doing nothing wrong
She has spent more time lying around her gaff contorting herself to get her best angle as
@Bee kind pointed out - I would say it’s behind her but as we know she has that monstrous arse so clearly not.
More food posts - she made a
sandwich, some
tuna pasta with sweetcorn obvs, and some Spag Bol a la Loz featuring
broccoli and a block of cheese to keep it nice and healthy. They begged another free curry swimming in grease. Understandably she’s been spending a lot of time
on the toilet.
She also got very upset when she realised
the true amount of “baked oven” crisps she should be eating after Oddbod must have taken her usual sharing-size bag to work for his lunch and left her with a multipack-sized packet. No doubt she ate the lot.
She’s been
buying gaining new followers as evidenced by
@Katie8ee keeping an eye on her
IG stats.
She’s done a photo shoot for the
gender reveal/ had an illegal baby shower which will be in New magazine next week.
We also got to see
a revolting new outfit that made her look like a Greggs sausage roll and we rightly had
questions
Big Loz opened her
grotesque mouth and put her tiny foot in it by slagging off the younger cast of TOWIE, ironically on a
mental health podcast and moaning about how she had to do her own makeup back in the day (they didn’t have enough money in the budget for you Loz) and when it was
picked up by the press (courtesy no doubt of Moleman who is still desperately trying to keep her relevant). Some people took offence to her comments which led to her filming a series of boo-hoo’ing videos exposing her chest and saying it was all taken “out of contents”
If you’d like to know more about the podcast without having to listen to her lip smacking then
@xyzcba took one for the team and listed
what was said.
She’s also been on the beg again for baby stuff, was #gifted a
lovely new pram but apparently it was too basic for her. This led to
@Dollylovesshoes pointing out that she is a “
fucking botoxedlipfillercunt” which is poetic in its simplicity.
@Pom Bear brightened our days with some more excellent art works. Big Loz aka Velozzaraptor with her bag and biscuit being my personal favourite.
Her
award; and
BAFTA; Oddbod
with his ‘mates’; Loz as a
quality street toffee penny being chivvied along by Nora Batty; and the
Essex Princess Fiona.