Lauren Goodger #18 Sheesh shock! New dad on the block?

[Clickbait]

Congratulations to @liar liar for the thread title, an early contender that never got toppled.

A Daily Mail account is trying to create some drama and intrigue over who the father of Big Loz’s baby can be. We’ve heard that he is a waiter from Sheesh, a friend of Stephen Bear, and even a rich Arab!

Her likeness to the late Pete Burns was flagged again, matching hair, lips and clothing.

Everyone pregnant or not is absolutely fascinated by her ‘pregacy’. She is such a knowledgeable yungel that other fake accounts pregnant mothers are reaching out to her for her advice.

But my goodness this pregnancy is taking it out of our poor yungel. She has pains in her front bone
and now needs to resume bed rest after she hoovered the carpet and went to Home Bargains for some biscuits.

Some more ‘cooking’ took place - corn (obvs), 22 pieces of chicken coated in some sauce ((“that’s mine” says Big Loz “get your own!”), and underwhelming Sunday roast, and erm, some spring onions...

But things aren’t going so well with Oddbod’s cooking tutor (Dadthedish(cloth)) who has decided to respond to social media engagement by criticising people’s appearance. So #bekind but don’t? He’ll also be ragin’ that Oddbod has flaked out on session 2 making some nutritious fried food.

@Dollylovesshoes had a theory about how Big Loz can wipe her ginormous arse.

Oddbod is just very proud of himself that he can get out of bed and go to work after Big Loz told him that the bed and sofa keep her hostage. He wants you to know he’s not a life coach though in case you wondered, but if there’s money in it no doubt he’ll turn up for some motivational speaking (in his white y-fronts with his hard hat on for an extra fee).

We eagerly awaited the next set up set of pics which see our yungel out of the car park and randomly wandering in a field. @Fifthavenue called it with the new shoes (will the orthopaedic old lady trainers be put on her Depop? We’d all be gagging to get our hands on them for the Scrunchie gathering).

The photos led @Whatstheteasis to make the startling discovery that Big Loz has the Benjamin Button of baby bumps.

@Pom Bear made some more excellent art work, some examples of which are attached.

 

[Katie8ee]

Congratulations to @liar liar for the thread title, an early contender that never got toppled.

A Daily Mail account is trying to create some drama and intrigue over who the father of Big Loz’s baby can be. We’ve heard that he is a waiter from Sheesh, a friend of Stephen Bear, and even a rich Arab!

Her likeness to the late Pete Burns was flagged again, matching hair, lips and clothing.

Everyone pregnant or not is absolutely fascinated by her ‘pregacy’. She is such a knowledgeable yungel that other fake accounts pregnant mothers are reaching out to her for her advice.

But my goodness this pregnancy is taking it out of our poor yungel. She has pains in her front bone
and now needs to resume bed rest after she hoovered the carpet and went to Home Bargains for some biscuits.

Some more ‘cooking’ took place - corn (obvs), 22 pieces of chicken coated in some sauce ((“that’s mine” says Big Loz “get your own!”), and underwhelming Sunday roast, and erm, some spring onions...

But things aren’t going so well with Oddbod’s cooking tutor (Dadthedish(cloth)) who has decided to respond to social media engagement by criticising people’s appearance. So #bekind but don’t? He’ll also be ragin’ that Oddbod has flaked out on session 2 making some nutritious fried food.

@Dollylovesshoes had a theory about how Big Loz can wipe her ginormous arse.

Oddbod is just very proud of himself that he can get out of bed and go to work after Big Loz told him that the bed and sofa keep her hostage. He wants you to know he’s not a life coach though in case you wondered, but if there’s money in it no doubt he’ll turn up for some motivational speaking (in his white y-fronts with his hard hat on for an extra fee).

We eagerly awaited the next set up set of pics which see our yungel out of the car park and randomly wandering in a field. @Fifthavenue called it with the new shoes (will the orthopaedic old lady trainers be put on her Depop? We’d all be gagging to get our hands on them for the Scrunchie gathering).

The photos led @Whatstheteasis to make the startling discovery that Big Loz has the Benjamin Button of baby bumps.

@Pom Bear made some more excellent art work, some examples of which are attached.

@Clickbait I love this your recap is a work of art, I laughed solidly and did an oh the happy memories sigh congrats @liar liar on the thread title it's a belter!

We have also just got a new post from Big Loz selling some sort of leggings when she was "very early pregnant". I'm sure you all remember that time she broke lockdown to go get her hair done, at a salon, that should be closed, while not wearing a mask so yeh that.

 

[geordiegirl]

@Clickbait I love this your recap is a work of art, I laughed solidly and did an oh the happy memories sigh congrats @liar liar on the thread title it's a belter!

We have also just got a new post from Big Loz selling some sort of leggings when she was "very early pregnant". I'm sure you all remember that time she broke lockdown to go get her hair done, at a salon, that should be closed, while not wearing a mask so yeh that.

Had a giggle the way she’s wrote that ‘very early pregnant’ but hey she’s awake before 10am guys! Wonder what Chazs conflicting appointment was last night then...

 

[Katie8ee]

Lads, I'm going to show you something now. I just found this while looking for the date of the above leggings shot and for a minute I considered burying it like a dodgy News Of The World editor in 1997. I then thought hey we are big people we can admit we may have the facts skewered.

So *deep breath* she wasn't lying, they have been flirting etc since last June. It would therefore make sense that they did in fact start seeing each other when we had that part of Summer when everyone could do whatever the duck they wanted and pretended there was no pandemic.

It's still super quick for baybeh, move in etc etc but the headline is for once she wasn't lying.

Lauren Goodger flirts with Katie Price’s ex following ‘cruel’ kiss and tell

TOWIE star Lauren Goodger and Katie Price's ex Charle Drury flirt on Instagram following his 'cruel' tabloid kiss and tell. Read more on Closer...

closeronline.co.uk

 

[jarv]

Charlie was with KP?! Blimey that's news to me.

 

[Katie8ee]

Charlie was with KP?! Blimey that's news to me.

Oh yeh Google that story it was savage. He did a very brutal kiss and tell, called her a druggie and all that jazz.

 

[liar liar]

Congratulations to @liar liar for the thread title, an early contender that never got toppled.

A Daily Mail account is trying to create some drama and intrigue over who the father of Big Loz’s baby can be. We’ve heard that he is a waiter from Sheesh, a friend of Stephen Bear, and even a rich Arab!

Her likeness to the late Pete Burns was flagged again, matching hair, lips and clothing.

Everyone pregnant or not is absolutely fascinated by her ‘pregacy’. She is such a knowledgeable yungel that other fake accounts pregnant mothers are reaching out to her for her advice.

But my goodness this pregnancy is taking it out of our poor yungel. She has pains in her front bone
and now needs to resume bed rest after she hoovered the carpet and went to Home Bargains for some biscuits.

Some more ‘cooking’ took place - corn (obvs), 22 pieces of chicken coated in some sauce ((“that’s mine” says Big Loz “get your own!”), and underwhelming Sunday roast, and erm, some spring onions...

But things aren’t going so well with Oddbod’s cooking tutor (Dadthedish(cloth)) who has decided to respond to social media engagement by criticising people’s appearance. So #bekind but don’t? He’ll also be ragin’ that Oddbod has flaked out on session 2 making some nutritious fried food.

@Dollylovesshoes had a theory about how Big Loz can wipe her ginormous arse.

Oddbod is just very proud of himself that he can get out of bed and go to work after Big Loz told him that the bed and sofa keep her hostage. He wants you to know he’s not a life coach though in case you wondered, but if there’s money in it no doubt he’ll turn up for some motivational speaking (in his white y-fronts with his hard hat on for an extra fee).

We eagerly awaited the next set up set of pics which see our yungel out of the car park and randomly wandering in a field. @Fifthavenue called it with the new shoes (will the orthopaedic old lady trainers be put on her Depop? We’d all be gagging to get our hands on them for the Scrunchie gathering).

The photos led @Whatstheteasis to make the startling discovery that Big Loz has the Benjamin Button of baby bumps.

@Pom Bear made some more excellent art work, some examples of which are attached.

I am flabbergasted! That was just a throw away line and here it is my first thread title! Thank you . Autoraphed pics are available for 1 family-sized tin of sweetcorn

Thanks @Clickbait for getting thread up and running --->>>

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Charlie was with KP?! Blimey that's news to me.

Everybody's been with Skanky Flaps . She cheated on Boyson with him.

 

[mandypandy99]

For anyone who wants to watch his ‘tell all on KP’

Katie Price's ex Charles reveals all on 'coke-fuelled' fling & gives sex 1/10

KATIE Price’s ex toyboy Charles Drury has sensationally revealed they had a “cocaine-fuelled romp” and admitted he was left “disappointed” in the bedroom. Speaking exc…

www.google.co.uk

 

[jarv]

Oh yeh Google that story it was savage. He did a very brutal kiss and tell, called her a druggie and all that jazz.

Just read the article. What a vile young man. Not saying KP is an angel but what he's said about her is disgusting. Bragging about ripping her stitches from her boob job? Lozza has absolute worms for brains going with him! I don't know much about her, I just find this thread really amusing

 

[geordiegirl]

https://closeronline.co.uk/diet-body/diet-recipes/lauren-goodger-food-diet-fridge/

found another ‘what’s in Lozzas fridge’ and quite humorous as it mentions she’s been getting ‘Turkish deliveries’... so maybe the daddy’s not a waiter but a delivery guy!

Just read the article. What a vile young man. Not saying KP is an angel but what he's said about her is disgusting. Bragging about ripping her stitches from her boob job? Lozza has absolute worms for brains going with him! I don't know much about her, I just find this thread really amusing

Yeah he’s just a sperm donor really as ‘it’s her time to be a mummy’ as she keeps on bleating on about

Stick with us as the threads are so good and entertaining!

 

[Blowup80]

Ooh new thread came quick.. Surprise, surprise.
Love the new thread title and the recap. Could of shortened it thought to "still a CGI fanny" .
Some great points have been made and no doubt mole man and Alves will read here and try another tactic to try get one over on us. Not gonna work, we are too clever, intelligent and hilarious, all the things they are not! We will keep exposing her for her lies and editing as there are just a few, just a few mind that are influenced by this bleeping car crash life and it needs to stop right now as it's damaging.
So Alves and Mole Man, keep trying because all you do is cause more of a laughing stock you idiots!

 

[80hs]

@Clickbait hahahha brilliant catch up, made me smile a lot .

so guys if u do complain, it’s pretty easy as I have done it. Why should she be able to get away with this? Young girls/boys are under so much pressure with looking a certain way now a days, it’s unfair that they are creating a look that’s not achievable. I agree that Lauren is in a tit place, but she’s also an adult that has options. She has a horrible attitude, which we have all seen in her earlier years on towie, but also still has, as our good friend @Fifthavenue has witnessed first hand!

Complain

How to make a complaint to IPSO

www.ipso.co.uk

 

[lalalanded]

Congratulations to @liar liar for the thread title, an early contender that never got toppled.

A Daily Mail account is trying to create some drama and intrigue over who the father of Big Loz’s baby can be. We’ve heard that he is a waiter from Sheesh, a friend of Stephen Bear, and even a rich Arab!

Her likeness to the late Pete Burns was flagged again, matching hair, lips and clothing.

Everyone pregnant or not is absolutely fascinated by her ‘pregacy’. She is such a knowledgeable yungel that other fake accounts pregnant mothers are reaching out to her for her advice.

But my goodness this pregnancy is taking it out of our poor yungel. She has pains in her front bone
and now needs to resume bed rest after she hoovered the carpet and went to Home Bargains for some biscuits.

Some more ‘cooking’ took place - corn (obvs), 22 pieces of chicken coated in some sauce ((“that’s mine” says Big Loz “get your own!”), and underwhelming Sunday roast, and erm, some spring onions...

But things aren’t going so well with Oddbod’s cooking tutor (Dadthedish(cloth)) who has decided to respond to social media engagement by criticising people’s appearance. So #bekind but don’t? He’ll also be ragin’ that Oddbod has flaked out on session 2 making some nutritious fried food.

@Dollylovesshoes had a theory about how Big Loz can wipe her ginormous arse.

Oddbod is just very proud of himself that he can get out of bed and go to work after Big Loz told him that the bed and sofa keep her hostage. He wants you to know he’s not a life coach though in case you wondered, but if there’s money in it no doubt he’ll turn up for some motivational speaking (in his white y-fronts with his hard hat on for an extra fee).

We eagerly awaited the next set up set of pics which see our yungel out of the car park and randomly wandering in a field. @Fifthavenue called it with the new shoes (will the orthopaedic old lady trainers be put on her Depop? We’d all be gagging to get our hands on them for the Scrunchie gathering).

The photos led @Whatstheteasis to make the startling discovery that Big Loz has the Benjamin Button of baby bumps.

@Pom Bear made some more excellent art work, some examples of which are attached.

Amazing job!!

 

[JakeM]

This comment on the DM made me laugh so I decided to do it and.....yikes!

 

[lalalanded]

Do you think she reads teh DM comments? I have no sympathy whatsoever for her but that must be painful!

 

[JakeM]

Do you think she reads teh DM comments? I have no sympathy whatsoever for her but that must be painful!

Apparently she does. I don’t have sympathy for her either. Didn’t she call a few women ugly and tell them that they need surgery?

 

[liar liar]

https://closeronline.co.uk/diet-body/diet-recipes/lauren-goodger-food-diet-fridge/

found another ‘what’s in Lozzas fridge’ and quite humorous as it mentions she’s been getting ‘Turkish deliveries’... so maybe the daddy’s not a waiter but a delivery guy!


Yeah he’s just a sperm donor really as ‘it’s her time to be a mummy’ as she keeps on bleating on about

Stick with us as the threads are so good and entertaining!

Turkish delight?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Congratulations to @liar liar for the thread title, an early contender that never got toppled.

A Daily Mail account is trying to create some drama and intrigue over who the father of Big Loz’s baby can be. We’ve heard that he is a waiter from Sheesh, a friend of Stephen Bear, and even a rich Arab!

Her likeness to the late Pete Burns was flagged again, matching hair, lips and clothing.

Everyone pregnant or not is absolutely fascinated by her ‘pregacy’. She is such a knowledgeable yungel that other fake accounts pregnant mothers are reaching out to her for her advice.

But my goodness this pregnancy is taking it out of our poor yungel. She has pains in her front bone
and now needs to resume bed rest after she hoovered the carpet and went to Home Bargains for some biscuits.

Some more ‘cooking’ took place - corn (obvs), 22 pieces of chicken coated in some sauce ((“that’s mine” says Big Loz “get your own!”), and underwhelming Sunday roast, and erm, some spring onions...

But things aren’t going so well with Oddbod’s cooking tutor (Dadthedish(cloth)) who has decided to respond to social media engagement by criticising people’s appearance. So #bekind but don’t? He’ll also be ragin’ that Oddbod has flaked out on session 2 making some nutritious fried food.

@Dollylovesshoes had a theory about how Big Loz can wipe her ginormous arse.

Oddbod is just very proud of himself that he can get out of bed and go to work after Big Loz told him that the bed and sofa keep her hostage. He wants you to know he’s not a life coach though in case you wondered, but if there’s money in it no doubt he’ll turn up for some motivational speaking (in his white y-fronts with his hard hat on for an extra fee).

We eagerly awaited the next set up set of pics which see our yungel out of the car park and randomly wandering in a field. @Fifthavenue called it with the new shoes (will the orthopaedic old lady trainers be put on her Depop? We’d all be gagging to get our hands on them for the Scrunchie gathering).

The photos led @Whatstheteasis to make the startling discovery that Big Loz has the Benjamin Button of baby bumps.

@Pom Bear made some more excellent art work, some examples of which are attached.

Amazing summary

 

[Blowup80]

This comment on the DM made me laugh so I decided to do it and.....yikes!

I've often thought they look alike, especially the brows..... Maybe he is actually her son and is now pretending she is pregnant then be like tadah! Here he is, big isn't he?