Lauren Goodger #18 Sheesh shock! New dad on the block?

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It’s like an old episode of EastEnders when Roxy Mitchell was pregnant and she didn’t know if the father was Shaun Slater or Jack Branning as she’d slept with both of them In a matter of days (dirty mare) Loz may have slept with Oddbod on the Tuesday and then SheeshMan on the Wednesday (as she was gagging for a kebab) and now they’ve both convinced themselves its Oddbods! It’s the hormones ain’t it🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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It’s like an old episode of EastEnders when Roxy Mitchell was pregnant and she didn’t know if the father was Shaun Slater or Jack Branning as she’d slept with both of them In a matter of days (dirty mare) Loz may have slept with Oddbod on the Tuesday and then SheeshMan on the Wednesday (as she was gagging for a kebab) and now they’ve both convinced themselves its Oddbods! It’s the hormones ain’t it🤷🏻‍♀️
Next she’ll be saying she’s like the Virgin Mary and the father is ‘the universe’. She’s such a famous yung gell, I wouldn’t be surprised x
 
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It’s like an old episode of EastEnders when Roxy Mitchell was pregnant and she didn’t know if the father was Shaun Slater or Jack Branning as she’d slept with both of them In a matter of days (dirty mare) Loz may have slept with Oddbod on the Tuesday and then SheeshMan on the Wednesday (as she was gagging for a kebab) and now they’ve both convinced themselves its Oddbods! It’s the hormones ain’t it🤷🏻‍♀️
Well someone may have been gagging for Lozza's kebab... 🥙

I think 'Theres a hole in my bucket, dear Lozza, dear Lozza' will do! 🤣
No it was Chazzer's song with his hard mate on the Beemer pointing a lot!

Well someone may have been gagging for Lozza's kebab... 🥙


No it was Chazzer's song with his hard mate on the Beemer pointing a lot!
'Feelings' - sorry it was a Merc and he sings about KP Nuts haha.
 
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It’s like an old episode of EastEnders when Roxy Mitchell was pregnant and she didn’t know if the father was Shaun Slater or Jack Branning as she’d slept with both of them In a matter of days (dirty mare) Loz may have slept with Oddbod on the Tuesday and then SheeshMan on the Wednesday (as she was gagging for a kebab) and now they’ve both convinced themselves its Oddbods! It’s the hormones ain’t it🤷🏻‍♀️
To be fair when I'm pissed i'd sell my soul for a kebab so can't blame her really🤣

Hellsbells! 😱😄 xx.


Is that Colonel Sanders? 😄

I'm never eating KFC again 😄 xx

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Ohhh it looks like Colonel has a small snack ready for Loz 😄
Omg imagine that Rolferoo oldie asking if he can put his drumstick in your bucket 🤢
 
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Well someone may have been gagging for Lozza's kebab... 🥙

I think that’s the most vomit inducing mental image I’ve ever had

can you imagine the desperation of someone wanting to poke their pork sword into that Essex black hole?
 
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I think that’s the most vomit inducing mental image I’ve ever had

can you imagine the desperation of someone wanting to poke their pork sword into that Essex black hole?
Where did you get that vid of me?
 
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So to re-cap Oddbod put his drumstick/pork sword into Lozza's wizards sleeve and down the Black Hole of Essex?
Sounds like a porn version of Scooby Doo!
 
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So to re-cap Oddbod put his drumstick/pork sword into Lozza's wizards sleeve and down the Black Hole of Essex?
Sounds like a porn version of Scooby Doo!
Then Shaggy had some Scooby snacks and unmasked the real baby Daddy as Moleman ( it's always normally the caretaker or janitor, but as she has neither of those quite obviously, Moley is in the frame). Lozza was last seen shaking her arse in temper as Shaggy drove off in his workvan rapping 'It wasn't me'. 👍
 
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Then Shaggy had some Scooby snacks and unmasked the real baby Daddy as Moleman ( it's always normally the caretaker or janitor, but as she has neither of those quite obviously, Moley is in the frame). Lozza was last seen shaking her arse in temper as Shaggy drove off in his workvan rapping 'It wasn't me'. 👍
Well Mole man already lives in a dark hole so he won't mind going head first in to Lozza's! 🤣
 
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She bought 1800 earlier this week. You can always tell as it's always a nice random number and obviously is a massive difference from her normal uptake. Anytime it falls below 778k there is a bump of bought followers.
losing or deleting 1,587 - was that from the cheesy pasta live where she was busy deleting comments ?
 
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