Lauren Goodger #18 Sheesh shock! New dad on the block?

[Facehugger]

Just for @265:

Thread title suggestion: #19 ungrateful for your 'basic' pram? Then stop being such a beggy woman.

Happy now poppet?

 

[doc84]

And she had the nerve to say ‘basic but practical’ yeah cos that’s probs all they were going to give you

Hey Big Loz/Mole Man. Thanks for reading.
Just so you know, you’ve reached a new low today. A £1300 pram gifted to you during your ‘pregnancy’ is generous, and you call it basic. Just so you know, my NHS colleagues and I have been working flat out for the last year in effectively a war zone. As have many other key workers, and those who have needed to find new work because their roles became redundant during the pandemic. Because we all declare our earnings, many of us don’t take home much more than £1300 to live on unless we sacrifice more weekends and evenings working, to contribute to items that can be considered as a luxury.
So while you’re resting that ‘natural’ bottom in your gifted bed, you might want to think about how fortunate you are for your ‘basic’ gifts that would take many of us months to save for. But then, I suppose our child will never have to know that we used and manipulated a pregnancy for men to masturbate over.
Have some grace and humility Lauren.

 

[Noelc]

Thread title:- #19 Lozza gets rattled and throws her toys out the freebie "basic" pram ! Unhappy Slappy and her chicken chokin chappy!

 

[Facehugger]

Hey Big Loz/Mole Man. Thanks for reading.
Just so you know, you’ve reached a new low today. A £1300 pram gifted to you during your ‘pregnancy’ is generous, and you call it basic. Just so you know, my NHS colleagues and I have been working flat out for the last year in effectively a war zone. As have many other key workers, and those who have needed to find new work because their roles became redundant during the pandemic. Because we all declare our earnings, many of us don’t take home much more than £1300 to live on unless we sacrifice more weekends and evenings working, to contribute to items that can be considered as a luxury.
So while you’re resting that ‘natural’ bottom in your gifted bed, you might want to think about how fortunate you are for your ‘basic’ gifts that would take many of us months to save for. But then, I suppose our child will never have to know that we used and manipulated a pregnancy for men to masturbate over.
Have some grace and humility Lauren.

Thank you for posting that and for all you do. I agree with every word. I'm a keyworker too, and earn that much a month just about. She's an utter ungrateful cow, she really is. Xx

 

[265]

What the duck?? a £1300 pram was gifted?? in what way was that "Basic"?

 

[Facehugger]

What the duck?? a £1300 pram was gifted?? in what way was that "Basic"?

That's what we were saying yesterday, the silver cross pram was given to her and she complained it was basic. My son's buggy was less than £100, I couldn't have a pram cos I lived in a upstairs flat, she wants to think herself bloody lucky she was gifted one at all.

 

[265]

That's what we were saying yesterday, the silver cross pram was given to her and she complained it was basic. My son's buggy was less than £100, I couldn't have a pram cos I lived in a upstairs flat, she wants to think herself bloody lucky she was gifted one at all.

What a complete idiot that woman.

 

[geordiegirl]

That's what we were saying yesterday, the silver cross pram was given to her and she complained it was basic. My son's buggy was less than £100, I couldn't have a pram cos I lived in a upstairs flat, she wants to think herself bloody lucky she was gifted one at all.

Do we know if it’s ground floor or upstairs flat she has? Just her hauling a buggy up the stairs will be comical

 

[Pixie7]

Oh dear Loz... to be a good liar you need a good memory so let's just recap shall we?

Lauren Goodger Plastic Surgery: What Work Has The Celebs Go Dating Star Had?

I think this is why Loz loves car parks so much, they remind her of Mark.

It wouldn't surprise me if it's psychological with her. Being in a car park brings that memory back to her.

Oddbod, you know what you have to do to make her happy...get down on bended knee in a car park wearing a Mark mask and promise to provide corn for the family for the rest of your life.

 

[Pixie7]

Re my earlier post about vag lips...

Happy Mothers Day everyone, a little gift to you all!

Thread title suggestion

Loz, less of the lips, and the arse and the tits.
Also less of the corn and the seedy pregnancy porn.

 

[nomorefakers]

I’m LG with many fake fans, a basic pram and a gay for pay man.

next thread title

Still going with the water birth.

Pregnant Lauren Goodger is considering a water birth to welcome her first child

Lauren Goodger asked her fans to share their water birth stories as she considers how she’s going to welcome her first child.

www.ok.co.uk

there she blows!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Wouldn’t surprise if she gets scared to death before the Birth and wants a C section.

 

[Blowup80]

I’m LG with many fake fans, a basic pram and a gay for pay man.

This is the next thread title. Already scooped the votes!

 

[Blue1989]

Thread title suggestion #19: Silver cross for Lozz the doss. Gender reveal in bargain mag deal.

 

[Chi4]

Lozzas going to be 1st time Mum, but what’s really in that Bum.

 

[Katie8ee]

I have a genuine question as she's already started with the Mother's Day memes. Is it a thing that when pregnant people celebrate Mother's Day like people who already have kids? My best friend has lost two babies far on and even before that this sort of thing always makes me nervous, I'm trying to think of the right words it's like tempting fate. I understand it's excitement and enthusiasm but it's also so very very public.

I understand it's all about the money and if you don't do these things as a reality rat then you don't get the money but I always think their must be a moment where the real you kicks in and you think na this is just for me..

 

[Blowup80]

I have a genuine question as she's already started with the Mother's Day memes. Is it a thing that when pregnant people celebrate Mother's Day like people who already have kids? My best friend has lost two babies far on and even before that this sort of thing always makes me nervous, I'm trying to think of the right words it's like tempting fate. I understand it's excitement and enthusiasm but it's also so very very public.

I understand it's all about the money and if you don't do these things as a reality rat then you don't get the money but I always think their must be a moment where the real you kicks in and you think na this is just for me..

It is very exciting but it's also a daunting, strange and heading in to the unknown. I never celebrated as a mam to be just when she came along but if others wish then go ahead but anything can happen at any time. I had a friend who had a stillborn, it was 8 years ago and it's still traumatic for her now. It changed her as a person, to be fair it changed me too. I never wanted another of my own after supporting her through that and I love babies. Most women wait til later on in their pregnancy to buy things such as prams, well at least they buy them,( even second hand ones are just as good because some use the car as much and they are still in good knick! ) not gave them gifted then slag them off! My in laws bought mine and it was 500 for a travel system then and I was so grateful!

 

[MunHun]

This is the next thread title. Already scooped the votes!

I would be so honoured to win my first thread title ever on Tattle. It would make my Mother’s Day as the kids don’t seem to have got the memo and have been little moaning piglets these last 3 hours

Happy Mothers Day to all who celebrate today and all who will celebrate it in years to come or years gone past

 

[WordSalad]

Thread title suggestion #19
Big Loz got a basic pram but Chas would rather have a man.

 

[liar liar]

Hey Big Loz/Mole Man. Thanks for reading.
Just so you know, you’ve reached a new low today. A £1300 pram gifted to you during your ‘pregnancy’ is generous, and you call it basic. Just so you know, my NHS colleagues and I have been working flat out for the last year in effectively a war zone. As have many other key workers, and those who have needed to find new work because their roles became redundant during the pandemic. Because we all declare our earnings, many of us don’t take home much more than £1300 to live on unless we sacrifice more weekends and evenings working, to contribute to items that can be considered as a luxury.
So while you’re resting that ‘natural’ bottom in your gifted bed, you might want to think about how fortunate you are for your ‘basic’ gifts that would take many of us months to save for. But then, I suppose our child will never have to know that we used and manipulated a pregnancy for men to masturbate over.
Have some grace and humility Lauren.

Love it and thank you from me and mine from the bottom of my heart for your courage .

She doesn't even know how lucky she was not to have been got rid of. Entitled piece of tit. I hope her pram falls to pieces and all the other gifted nonsense #gifted to an excuse for a soon-to-be-mother. Learn some humility. Your family may owe you something but be sure the rest of us owe you jack diddly .