Putting the pressure on for the insomniacs so early in the morning? I haven’t seen Brad to get my coffee yet. It’s hard to write a good recrap when our star remains such a parody whilst giving us the same old colon clogging content.
Inspired by Old Mate Cachia Shaw, EmmyLou McMuffintop reverted to her maiden name and came back after a week off. Like the phoenix from the ashes, she rose forth in her newly invented form like never before.
Her brand new, never before seen content included failed cooking demos, squeezing in to clothes not suited to the weather or her shape, the ensemble cast of locals from the market, endless clothes, poorly thought out #ads and a bunghole beauty routine. So unique. We didn’t see it coming. Also hope to never again.
Borrowing her sisters bathroom to film the Garnier shampoo commercial, it all went wrong when she when she discovered it was banana flavour. Let’s just say that lead on to an unfortunate waffle stomping incident and never speak of that again.
Like very other Grama with a clothing line and upcoming trip to Bali, she showed us her misinterpretation of a Kmart plate. Nadia offered to show her how it’s done, but out of fear of being filmed again has put a call out to the other fembots to see who can help. Either way, EL is looking like a new person these days. Must be the journal.
She finished off the week with a romantic date with hubris which, like most solo dates, ended in great fashion. Like love making, some things are better done by yourself if you want it done properly. Power to the sistahood.