“No Vida. I saw you this morning for an hour to do presents. Mumma has dance class today. This morning was about you. The rest of the day is for Mumma.” That’s how I imagine it went. @SnarkyTart does it better though
Emmylou Loves #32 Wax your flaps and strap on in while we watch Emmy convince us she's thin
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Who does this???Dear Lord
Make it stop…
Dirty Martini for a dirty witch…
I wanna know if the tinder profile has been updated if anyone has access.
Steven Spielberg themselves drinking a cocktail??
There were 5 comments but when I went to read, only 1
Next time I go up to Buckleys, East GTown for Parmi night I’m getting Snarky and Crusty to film me downing my Expresso (I know
) Martini. #staytuned
I can’t look away. Great to see she took the advice and had a Q&A for the Bali retreat experience. Poor Vida, imagine having such a self absorbed pig dog of a mother. Spends a minute amount of time with her in the morning and then drops it like it’s hot into Saturday night.
She looks like she’s going to a dress up party. Actually, she looks like tertaay from tiktok/Instagram who squeezes into tiny outfits to take the piss out of herself
She looks like she’s going to a dress up party. Actually, she looks like tertaay from tiktok/Instagram who squeezes into tiny outfits to take the piss out of herself
Yeh she’s playing shrekWhen I tell you I SPRINTED over here when I saw the stories
She looks like she’s appearing in Disney on ice tonight. I can’t.
If anything was going to cure my addiction to burgers it’s this!
It's so sad, she does the minimum viable amount of being a parent. Going to watch the latest update now
From the comments on her dirty martini post:
Same, Katie, same.
Same, Katie, same.
If anyone feels the need in the future to express concern for her well-being please use today antics as a reminder that the only person she cares about is herself, whilst her antics give me an enormous amount of joy, her selfishness is next level and infuriates me. There is a little girl going to bed tonight probably wondering why her Mum did not spend the day with her for her birthday, that type of absence will be with her forever no matter how much fun she might have had with her Dad and siblings her Mum was not there.
You can’t even make this tit up
Sis over here thinking she’s the main character.
Sorry vida mumma can’t come out to dinner for your birthday, she’s gotta find a man to have a dip in the honey pot
Sis over here thinking she’s the main character.
Sorry vida mumma can’t come out to dinner for your birthday, she’s gotta find a man to have a dip in the honey pot
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EL#33 sucking olives on her Insta story, aimed for seductress but served blades of glory
I am speechless. Truly. Gobsmacked!
Mumma is on the prowl tonight 
Imagine going out to a nice bar and this your view as you film EL eye fucks herself.
Her boobs aren’t even on the same planetGiving me what I ordered vs what I got type vibes....
It's still on their website. Called the In Tulum Mini Dress.
@Broken Veneers she will never make sense.She purchased this "dress" a while ago? When it didn't fit since she's lost020 kilos since January. She walked into a shop and purchased a dress she couldn't wearand has spent the last month trying to sell all the clothes that no longer fit her. I wish this made sense.
Getting there…
she’s lost over 20 followers in the last couple of hours by the looks of it
she’s lost over 20 followers in the last couple of hours by the looks of it
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Moulin Lou with fungal flaps to make you spew,
I actually feel soooooo embarassed for her. People are legit going to think she's left the newborn at home. That dress is not supposed to be screaming let the girls out for a quick pump but it totally is on her. Oh, Moulin Lou, you have lost the plot girl!
Finally, I have found an avatar-worthy photo.
Dear lord… what is happening with her this week?!?
I don’t think it’s her confidence that is contagious…
I don’t think it’s her confidence that is contagious…
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