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  1. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #47 Simone has found the perfect stool, still spending stolen money like a fool

    Haere mai Hobsonville Housewife, so good to have you back naming threads like the boss babe that you are. Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss kween! Here we all are, thread #47 of marveling at just how utterly thin the veneer of one woman's "perfect" life can be. In the last thread we enjoyed...
  2. snarkersusie

    Simone Anderson #46 Simone said she paid the rent, where the bloody hell is Trent?

    New thread time. Congratulations to @BondJamesBond for the thread title. You win the New Years extravaganza prize!!!!!! You can expect it to contain the following, although some of these haven’t been seen in a while so we can’t guarantee delivery. 1 x black washing basket 1 x indoor herb garden...
  3. YouveAllBeenAsking

    Simone Anderson #45 women's refuge money thief

    Stop the bus! Thread #45 is here! As @thermominx rightfully stated, NO TIME FOR RHYMES, THERE'S BEEN A CRIME! and we aren't just talking about Simmo's crimes against fashion and Photoshop fails. Thank you to @#gifted# for the thread name. Simple like our girl, but effective, unlike her efforts...
  4. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #44 Christmas card features poor Ryder’s bruises, Forsyths continue to be massive losers

    Congratulations to @snarkersusie for another cracker title, sorry I had to shorten it to fit. Your prize is a bucket of slop (in the colour of your choosing!) straight from Simmo’s spare Thermomix. Pickup from Ote Boathouse or whatever that mansion in the middle of nowhere was called. Honestly...
  5. snarkersusie

    Simone Anderson #43 overseas again without their tots, the only ones impressed are the purchased bots

    Congratulations to @HelloFreshDiscountCode you win the coveted thread title name for number 43. Your prize is a 12 month subscription to Simone’s new Subscribers* feature on Insta. You can look forward to many many shots of her children and finding out why Asher was given a pot plant. Riveting...
  6. HelloFreshDiscountCode

    Simone Anderson #42 Simone kissed another man called Cam. Continues to lose followers on the gram

    Winning thread title goes to @snarkersusie Your prize is a no expenses paid trip to Hobsonville for a one-on-one spelling lesson with Simone, congratulations! Just devine 🙌🏼
  7. kiwigal258

    Simone Anderson #41 Doxxing tattlers to make time pass until Tent is ready to play with her ass

    Congratulation @trentstillworksfromhome, you win your very own peach butt plug!
  8. YouveAllBeenAsking

    Simone Anderson #40 Caught up the mountain having a tanty, now selling ski gear worn without panties

    Happy Saturday, thick cunts! Hope we're all enjoying our weekend-only coffee made on our Thermomixes #ad in our most devine #assthetic #anaesthetic #aesthetic kitchens. A big thank you to @NotaAD for the thread title. Unfortunately it had to be slightly shortened to fit in the title. An even...
  9. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #39 A sterile house is not impressive, cleaning at 5? It's giving obsessive

    Congratulations to me for the new thread title, as a reward I'll send my kids to a few more hours of daycare so I can have a massage, a manicure and sit around reading Tattle threads and writing fake instagram messages to myself telling me what an incredible mother and human I am. For new...
  10. kiwigal258

    Simone Anderson #38 Asher Roo is about to be two. Will the party be the colour of poo?

    Congratulations to @#nofiller for this great title, you win a gift card to get your fillers topped up! You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ The highlight of the last thread was when someone came and claimed that they were...
  11. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #37 Trent water-blasted the car at dawn, their trip to Fiji looked a friggin yawn

    As usual, @hobsonville_housewife coming in hot with the most popular thread name...at this point I think there's a steady stream of Bambini Fashions flowing to your storage unit...try to get in there soon to stop Tent from wearing them please. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this...
  12. YouveAllBeenAsking

    Simone Anderson #36 Simone and Trent have gone abroad, she still hasn’t addressed her charity fraud

    You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ --- Congratulations to @snarkersusie on naming this thread. You have won a miniature washing machine, a ceviche plate, free leaf wall decal removal and a lobotomy to remove the...
  13. YouveAllBeenAsking

    Simone Anderson #35 Legal fees making her fret, she’s buried herself in a mountain of debt

    You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ --- Congratulations to @trentstillworksfromhome on naming this thread. Your prize is a marked down bow chair, 12 boxes of newborn Cute & Co nappies and leaf decals for your walls that...
  14. kiwigal258

    Simone Anderson #34 Being Confident In Your Own Skin, photoshops her double chin

    Congratulations to @hobsonville_house. You win an F45 Membership, set your alarm clock for 5am! You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Big news in the last thread, Simone conceded her legal battle against Pebbles.
  15. hobsonville_housewife

    Simone Anderson #33 Family weekend away off grid, missing charity donations and a kid

    Credit to me for the thread title. Can someone please make me a red curry for my prize? You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/
  16. hobsonville_housewife

    Simone Anderson #32 Frozen grapes was just a joke, James goes from troll to top bloke

    Thanks to @#freshsheetfriday for the thread name. Your prize is obviously some frozen grapes (cook book not included, you’ll have to buy that to get the recipe). You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Following on from the...
  17. hobsonville_housewife

    Simone Anderson #31 Went to church, no confession for sins, got “divine intervention” lost multiple chins

    Thanks @trentstillworksfromhome for the stunning thread name, I had to shorten it a little. Sorry no prize, saving money for legal fees. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/
  18. hobsonville_housewife

    Simone Anderson #30 Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, she’s as grotty as her camel toes

    Thanks @Couldntcomeupwithaname for the thread name, your prize is some Nada products. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/
  19. Simone15

    Simone Anderson #29 Ass sagging as low as her morals

    Thanks to @YouveAllBeenAsking for the thread name You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ ****************************************************** Credit @LadyChat There was a vain influencer, Simone, Whose veneers were...
  20. hobsonville_housewife

    Simone Anderson #28 Still proves she has zero shame. Needs embroidered clothing to remember kids names

    Thanks to @snarkersusie for the thread name, I had to shorten it to fit. Your prize is a pair of the new embrace shorts, contact Wendy and she will get them sent out. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/...
  21. hobsonville_housewife

    Simone Anderson #27 Now she has two under two, shares photo of child on the loo

    Thread title thanks to yours truly. You can find Simone’s wiki here: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Just a reminder to any new visitors, that Simone scammed her fans by selling her PR, clothes etc, saying profits were being donated to the women's refuge, and keeping the money for...
  22. Simone15

    Simone Anderson #26 Simone’s running from the truth, getting lawyers to hide the proof

    In response to claims that she had not donated prior to June 2020, on the 13th of June 2020 Simone wrote that she had donated previously! Yes, Simone, you had donated previously!! A week prior to making that statement Simone donated to multiple charities, in her maiden name Pretscherer. It’s...
  23. hobsonville_housewife

    Simone Anderson #25 Baby Ryder is finally here, the women's refuge receipts are yet to appear.

    Thanks to @lyingliarwholies for the thread name - your prize is a giant feather made of wood, you can contact Trent to arrange this. After an 11 month long pregnancy, baby Ryder is here. Simone had the most perfect birth and everything at home is just devine. Auckland is in a state of emergency...
  24. hobsonville_housewife

    Simone Anderson #24 drops $3900 on a feather made of wood, won't spend $800 to make her iron good

    Thanks @ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan for the thread name. Your prize is a lifetime supply of My New Tums, please make contact with the ASA to arrange delivery. You can find Simone’s wiki here: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Just a reminder to any new visitors, that Simone scammed her...
  25. Simone15

    Simone Anderson #23 Must stand out, dress my child in a sack, please no photos from the side or the back

    Thanks @trentstillworksfromhome for the winning thread title. You can find Simone’s wiki here: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Just a reminder to any new visitors, that Simone scammed her fans by selling her PR, clothes etc, saying profits were being donated to the women's refuge...