Simone Anderson Gossip Forum

The thread naming honours of lucky thread number 50 go to @WatermelonSugar22 Name your prize xx

Congratulations to @trentstillworksfromhome you win this coveted thread title. Apologies as I did need to adjust it a smidge to fit it all in. Your prize was going to be hundreds of old embrace crops, however Simone kindly donated them to Visionwest on your behalf. I couldn’t see any poll...

Thank you to @trentstillworksfromhome for our new thread name AND for being the MVP of the last thread for your "epic" investigation of all our girl's besties! Your prize is a pack of expired anti-hangover tablets, another weekend away where you're on house arrest to the accommodation, 2 pairs...

Haere mai Hobsonville Housewife, so good to have you back naming threads like the boss babe that you are. Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss kween! Here we all are, thread #47 of marveling at just how utterly thin the veneer of one woman's "perfect" life can be. In the last thread we enjoyed...

New thread time. Congratulations to @BondJamesBond for the thread title. You win the New Years extravaganza prize!!!!!! You can expect it to contain the following, although some of these haven’t been seen in a while so we can’t guarantee delivery. 1 x black washing basket 1 x indoor herb garden...

Stop the bus! Thread #45 is here! As @thermominx rightfully stated, NO TIME FOR RHYMES, THERE'S BEEN A CRIME! and we aren't just talking about Simmo's crimes against fashion and Photoshop fails. Thank you to @#gifted# for the thread name. Simple like our girl, but effective, unlike her efforts...

Congratulations to @snarkersusie for another cracker title, sorry I had to shorten it to fit. Your prize is a bucket of slop (in the colour of your choosing!) straight from Simmo’s spare Thermomix. Pickup from Ote Boathouse or whatever that mansion in the middle of nowhere was called. Honestly...

Congratulations to @HelloFreshDiscountCode you win the coveted thread title name for number 43. Your prize is a 12 month subscription to Simone’s new Subscribers* feature on Insta. You can look forward to many many shots of her children and finding out why Asher was given a pot plant. Riveting...

Winning thread title goes to @snarkersusie Your prize is a no expenses paid trip to Hobsonville for a one-on-one spelling lesson with Simone, congratulations! Just devine 🙌🏼

Congratulation @trentstillworksfromhome, you win your very own peach butt plug!

Happy Saturday, thick cunts! Hope we're all enjoying our weekend-only coffee made on our Thermomixes #ad in our most devine #assthetic #anaesthetic #aesthetic kitchens. A big thank you to @NotaAD for the thread title. Unfortunately it had to be slightly shortened to fit in the title. An even...

Congratulations to me for the new thread title, as a reward I'll send my kids to a few more hours of daycare so I can have a massage, a manicure and sit around reading Tattle threads and writing fake instagram messages to myself telling me what an incredible mother and human I am. For new...

Congratulations to @#nofiller for this great title, you win a gift card to get your fillers topped up! You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ The highlight of the last thread was when someone came and claimed that they were...

As usual, @hobsonville_housewife coming in hot with the most popular thread name...at this point I think there's a steady stream of Bambini Fashions flowing to your storage unit...try to get in there soon to stop Tent from wearing them please. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this...

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ --- Congratulations to @snarkersusie on naming this thread. You have won a miniature washing machine, a ceviche plate, free leaf wall decal removal and a lobotomy to remove the...

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ --- Congratulations to @trentstillworksfromhome on naming this thread. Your prize is a marked down bow chair, 12 boxes of newborn Cute & Co nappies and leaf decals for your walls that...

Congratulations to @hobsonville_house. You win an F45 Membership, set your alarm clock for 5am! You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Big news in the last thread, Simone conceded her legal battle against Pebbles.

Credit to me for the thread title. Can someone please make me a red curry for my prize? You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

Thanks to @#freshsheetfriday for the thread name. Your prize is obviously some frozen grapes (cook book not included, you’ll have to buy that to get the recipe). You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Following on from the...

Thanks @trentstillworksfromhome for the stunning thread name, I had to shorten it a little. Sorry no prize, saving money for legal fees. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

Thanks @Couldntcomeupwithaname for the thread name, your prize is some Nada products. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

Thanks to @YouveAllBeenAsking for the thread name You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ ****************************************************** Credit @LadyChat There was a vain influencer, Simone, Whose veneers were...

Thanks to @snarkersusie for the thread name, I had to shorten it to fit. Your prize is a pair of the new embrace shorts, contact Wendy and she will get them sent out. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/...

Thread title thanks to yours truly. You can find Simone’s wiki here: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/ Just a reminder to any new visitors, that Simone scammed her fans by selling her PR, clothes etc, saying profits were being donated to the women's refuge, and keeping the money for...

In response to claims that she had not donated prior to June 2020, on the 13th of June 2020 Simone wrote that she had donated previously! Yes, Simone, you had donated previously!! A week prior to making that statement Simone donated to multiple charities, in her maiden name Pretscherer. It’s...