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  1. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #65 Still getting caught in her lies but can't afford to fix her thighs

    Look, I know that this title only had 10 reactions on it compared to others...but it just was the best one to be suggested, and I fully believe that if it had a few days to sit there and be appreciated, it would have won the thread title comp. Don't sue, sorry! Not quite sure what our Sim is...
  2. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #64 Take a random gift from my bag of cheap toys, just please don’t make me stay at home with my boys

    Truly though, who’s got the “nights/weekends away from her boys” calculations for 2026 so far? It is actually so sad how often she’s flogging them off to someone else, all to try to keep up with the ever changing group of festie friends (I’ve noticed she moves on to new single/childless friends...
  3. snarkersusie

    Simone Anderson #63 The summer of pierced nips, no kids and drug trips.

    Welcome to 2026. Still awaiting the biggest contracts of her career she announced in 2024. Simmo has new titties and she is getting her monies worth showing them off. We await to see if Tent has a new job. Maybe the annual leave won’t be as generous with this one.
  4. Butt3rfly

    Simone Anderson #62 Extreme Makeover, Fraudster Edition

    Congratulations to @WatermelonSugar22 and @Scab-on Scamderson. for the combined new title.... @WatermelonSugar22 actually tied with @Lucylemonade with But seeing as Simone is currently undergoing renovations, I thought the Extreme Makeover title was more fitting. Hope you all agree...
  5. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #61 Promotes anything that arrives in a box, ick; she can't detox what makes her toxic

    Herewith, the new thread. Apologies for the hamfisted "box, ick" rhyme scheme, it's awful, but I just really liked the last bit and nothing really rhymes with toxic. :) I'll accept 10 free days of the Benson Detox, which as far as I can tell, just involves not really eating anything and lying...
  6. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #60 Today's fashion crimes by Simone Anderson

    Thanks to our CrackerJack Queen, DimSim herself for suggesting the very special title for this, the 60th Simone thread! Simmo, your prize is some FILTHY BK Chicken burgers left over from CreatorCon and a whole weekend of time with your own children. Collect from Nana Wendz when you're willing...
  7. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #59 Pie clits and fake tits

    Congratulations goes to @theaudacityofthesepeople for the new thread name, your prize is of course a year's supply of pie clits, direct from Simmo's dust-free pantry full of Simplify My Home storage containers that she can no longer tag because of hatred. (For those who weren't around at the...
  8. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #58 No kids allowed at festies so replace them both with drugs and besties

    Congratulations to me for the new thread name...I'll accept a prize of a day of Tent's handyman work, where he'll half-heartedly screw up my outdoor surfaces so I'll never be able to show my deck in full sunlight online ever again. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are...
  9. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #57 Dumps her kids in someone else’s care so her and Trent can get on the gear.

    Congrats to @snarkersusie for the thread name. Your prize is getting to wear Simmo’s third hand Temu camo jumpsuit after Candle Bestie has finished with it. Any white powder or tabs you find in the cargo pockets are also yours to keep. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you...
  10. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #56 SpillingTheTea in 2024, please sir…give us some more!

    Well, the last thread gave us a lot of excitement, and more than a few questions. Thanks to Butt3rfly for the very popular new name, and hopefully our friend SpillingTheTea2024 can return when they are good and ready. Until then, we have questions from the last few months. Like: - What...
  11. snarkersusie

    Simone Anderson #55 Simone runs a filthy scam and Trent bloody loves a Ram.

    Congrats to @#freshsheetfriday for this threads title. Your prize is the use of a Dodge Ram for a weekend and free babysitting courtesy of Wendy. Big welcome to @Spillingthetea2024 who is coming in hot with gossip to share. Ask away!!! I’ll go first - are the rumours about Trent true? What’s...
  12. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #54 Simone goes skiing to have some fun, leaves her toddler with a brand new mum

    Look, I know the rules state that the highest votes determine the new title, but a) the winning voted title was way too long to fit and b) this title was just far and away the best one...it was just suggested way too late for people to see it and vote for it. Congratulations to @BondJamesBond...
  13. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #53 Faking the high life, the brands are fleein’, kids wearing Gucci she sweats in SHEIN

    Kia ora koutou e te whānau, and welcome to another accountability session for our favourite fraud. Thanks to me for the new title, not hard to win a competition when you’re the only entrant! Almost as easy as being the friend of an influencer doing a massive giveaway! You can find Simone’s...
  14. snarkersusie

    Simone Anderson #52 Trent having fun at poker night with the boys, tonight Simmy will be using her toys.

    Congratulations to @NotaAD you win the thread title for number 52. Your prize is a heavily used butt plug. To recap the last thread Simone continues to steal recipes and pass them off as her own. She has taken to wearing god awful onsies out in public. Her Shein and DHgate purchases are so...
  15. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #51 Asher Roo is about to turn 3, so Simone is seeing what she can get gifted for free

    WELLLLLCOME one and all to the death spiral of Simone Anderson's influencing career. Congratulations @snarkersusie for another wonderful thread title, your prize is an invitation to Adver's third birthday party. Good luck figuring out the dress code. You can find Simone’s wiki here, please...
  16. I

    Simone Anderson #50 Simone’s bot buying won’t cut the mustard, all her brand deals are turning to custard

    The thread naming honours of lucky thread number 50 go to @WatermelonSugar22 Name your prize xx
  17. snarkersusie

    Simone Anderson #49 Her Thermomix meals, look quite the fright, palms off her kids to go out every night

    Congratulations to @trentstillworksfromhome you win this coveted thread title. Apologies as I did need to adjust it a smidge to fit it all in. Your prize was going to be hundreds of old embrace crops, however Simone kindly donated them to Visionwest on your behalf. I couldn’t see any poll...
  18. YouveAllBeenAsking

    Simone Anderson #48 Incapable of original thought, her following continues to be bought

    Thank you to @trentstillworksfromhome for our new thread name AND for being the MVP of the last thread for your "epic" investigation of all our girl's besties! Your prize is a pack of expired anti-hangover tablets, another weekend away where you're on house arrest to the accommodation, 2 pairs...
  19. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #47 Simone has found the perfect stool, still spending stolen money like a fool

    Haere mai Hobsonville Housewife, so good to have you back naming threads like the boss babe that you are. Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss kween! Here we all are, thread #47 of marveling at just how utterly thin the veneer of one woman's "perfect" life can be. In the last thread we enjoyed...
  20. snarkersusie

    Simone Anderson #46 Simone said she paid the rent, where the bloody hell is Trent?

    New thread time. Congratulations to @BondJamesBond for the thread title. You win the New Years extravaganza prize!!!!!! You can expect it to contain the following, although some of these haven’t been seen in a while so we can’t guarantee delivery. 1 x black washing basket 1 x indoor herb garden...
  21. YouveAllBeenAsking

    Simone Anderson #45 women's refuge money thief

    Stop the bus! Thread #45 is here! As @thermominx rightfully stated, NO TIME FOR RHYMES, THERE'S BEEN A CRIME! and we aren't just talking about Simmo's crimes against fashion and Photoshop fails. Thank you to @#gifted# for the thread name. Simple like our girl, but effective, unlike her efforts...
  22. trentstillworksfromhome

    Simone Anderson #44 Christmas card features poor Ryder’s bruises, Forsyths continue to be massive losers

    Congratulations to @snarkersusie for another cracker title, sorry I had to shorten it to fit. Your prize is a bucket of slop (in the colour of your choosing!) straight from Simmo’s spare Thermomix. Pickup from Ote Boathouse or whatever that mansion in the middle of nowhere was called. Honestly...
  23. snarkersusie

    Simone Anderson #43 overseas again without their tots, the only ones impressed are the purchased bots

    Congratulations to @HelloFreshDiscountCode you win the coveted thread title name for number 43. Your prize is a 12 month subscription to Simone’s new Subscribers* feature on Insta. You can look forward to many many shots of her children and finding out why Asher was given a pot plant. Riveting...
  24. HelloFreshDiscountCode

    Simone Anderson #42 Simone kissed another man called Cam. Continues to lose followers on the gram

    Winning thread title goes to @snarkersusie Your prize is a no expenses paid trip to Hobsonville for a one-on-one spelling lesson with Simone, congratulations! Just devine 🙌🏼
  25. K

    Simone Anderson #41 Doxxing tattlers to make time pass until Tent is ready to play with her ass

    Congratulation @trentstillworksfromhome, you win your very own peach butt plug!