So our Sal went awol for a few days and had us worried sick but fear not she is back baby 🥳
Thread title winner was @WhatasadlifeJane, well done a crate of crab sticks are on the way 🦀
So where in the world is our favourite porta potty ???
Well done @KittyKat1988 for the new title 🥳 A 23andme test is on its way so you can also find out if you are part Scandinavian part cunt 🤣
Can someone do a quick recap plz
Thanks to @BirkenheadTranny for the shiny new thread title!
Prev thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-56-stuck-in-bed-still-rough-as-a-dog-its-never-her-fault-lets-blame-the-frog.37529/
Sadly Donkey Punch didn't make it into the title this time but keep voting for another one...
New thread in time for the inevitable TULUM comedown.
Thanks to @RuEvenReal for the title and special thanks to @TheInformant for Ghislane Axl. You both get a VIP trip to a shit rave 💫🧿
GO HOME SAVILLE...
(Wasn’t sure if ‘tits’ were allowed so changed to boobs just in case😂)
Thanks to @Halfbaked for the new thread title!
Prev thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-53-flying-business-class-like-shes-high-class-totty-when-sals-actually-in-dubai-to-be-a-porta.35163/
Our Val is...
Thanks to @RattyBumBum for the suggestion!
Would anyone like to recap??
Val has touched down in Dubia and it would appear after a quick STI check,has filled her load, done what is needed and is now out on the town, sashaying around on her own in her silver boots.
Val has also been to...
Buckle up rat gerlz, Val is in Dubia to shag punters celebrate her birthday. Actually she spent her birthday in the bogs taking pictures of herself. Wow happy memories. Can't wait to bring the girls there can ya Sal, better make sure Lisa the Enabler books the time off work to chaperone.
She's...
Just when we thought things were quietening down, Sal has graced us with this absolutely beaut dress. Think it actually has outdone the Cleopatra get up from her Nile cruise 🤭
Aside from that it's the same old shit, still not going ahead with holidays and lying, still on UC and claiming a 17k...
Thanks to @IamMyaJ for the new title!
Prev thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-49-sal-thinks-shes-mum-of-the-year-but-a-supervised-visit-to-wembley-shes-on-the-gear.30953/
Roundup:
Our Val is in Mykonos after catching a flight (and god knows what else) and hooking up with...
Thanks to @observerisshe for the new the thread title!
Prev thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-48-the-camel-that-broke-the-axls-back.30250/
Roundup:
Still no bunk beds
Still no evidence kids are ever at hers
Was let down by a limo service (always being let down eh Val?)...
Thank to @tete for the magnificent title!!
Quick roundup:
Still no bunkbeds
Our Salvador booked herself on a party boat in Egypt but made out she was invited to a birthday bash; she proceeded to be on her own most of the time, wear clothes that were inappropriate and made our day by shouting...
Thanks to @Lyla001 for the new thread title!
Prev thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-46-zero-hour-contract-mum-in-london-again-to-take-it-up-the.28944/
Round up:
We think she’s off to Egypt but fuck knows 🤷🏻♀️
As you were!
Shout out to @Cantbebotheredtomove for the title!
So what has Val been up to lately?
In London brassing it up
Still waiting for the fabled podcast, gErL tAlK with Sallie Axl
Face tattoo still hasn't been removed, probably because no one was willing to do it for free
Can't get into America coz...
Thanks to @Stripper Vicar for the new thread title! Boarders was spelt incorrectly intentionally for the way our Sal spells things
Roundup:
She’s off to Vegas for Burning Man alledgedly
She’s sick yet again coming back from holiday 🤔
Still no bunk beds
And she seems to be trolling us by...
Thanks to @Platformcrocs for a potential book title but for now our new thread!
Prev thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-43-dubia-miami-teleeeve-where-next-for-sal-and-her-wizards-sleeve.26591/
As you were!
Thanks to @Phil Anne Throw Pee for the new thread title!!!
Prev thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-42-shes-travelled-the-world-but-spent-nye-at-saga-fake-af-valenciaga.26178/
As you were peeps!!
Well done to @Queenie Pop for thread title!!!
NatWest Val is back!!
Prev thread here:
https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-41-mulger-jeans-loubs-galore-shes-still-an-absent-mum-bore.25341/
As you were peeps!
Shout out to @HmmmReally for the title - had to change "whore" to something more PG :ROFLMAO:
Few highlights from the last thread:
The "sugar daddy" Paul
Sausage lips are still fit to burst
None of her holidays went ahead
Still driving the Rent a Range
She's started a podcast which I'm very...
Well done @Tobodee on the winning thread title!
Link to the wiki here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-18-hates-the-tattle-wiki-but-will-stop-at-asda-for-a-nude-piccy.14344/post-3690505
Will our dream come true? WIll Axl hook up with the Amish gnome and create the next best gruesome...
Well done @Noseycow2020 with the title 🐴🐎
Not sure a recap is required given how boring AF Val has been but if anyone can be arsed the mosey on down…
Live soon Valerie please 🙏
Wiki soon mods please 🙏