Sallie Axl #59 please come back sallie, we love you, warts and all

[Stripper Vicar]

So our Sal went awol for a few days and had us worried sick but fear not she is back baby

Thread title winner was @WhatasadlifeJane, well done a crate of crab sticks are on the way

So where in the world is our favourite porta potty ???

 

[observerisshe]

Welcome Baxl Axl

 

[BerlinILoveYou]

I'd come up with a mad conspiracy theory that her new fixer/pimp Ariana (ay ay) had said that to be on her books she her to delete all socials, dissolve her lips etc, get the tattle thread shut down etc etc

Guess that theory is shot to sh1t haha

 

[Stripper Vicar]

There is no way that Ariana would associate with her unless there was money involved. Look at the people at her “parties” not one of them are as rough as Sal

 

[Stripper Vicar]

New pimp service incoming ???

 

[geordiegirl]

New pimp service incoming ???

Ah still can’t spell business can she

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

Ah still can’t spell business can she

she got an A in her English GCSE according to her. I doubt she can spell GCSE.

 

[Lonewolf]

So our Sal went awol for a few days and had us worried sick but fear not she is back baby

Thread title winner was @WhatasadlifeJane, well done a crate of crab sticks are on the way

So where in the world is our favourite porta potty ???

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My thread suggestion had 50

Yous are all bleeps

Hate it when people are sly behind ya back, not doing nothing for no1 no more, putting myself first from now on, don't trust any1



Nah well done @whatasadlittlelifejane_ yours was way funnier and I love you all really

 

[dottynotty]

she got an A in her English GCSE according to her. I doubt she can spell GCSE.

Gonorrhoea
Chlamydia
Syphillis
Extra warts

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Sorry @Lonewolf i totally missed yours when i was looking

Lets raise some scissors for what would have been a great title

 

[Lonewolf]

Sorry @Lonewolf i totally missed yours when i was looking

Lets raise some scissors for what would have been a great title

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It's ok strip I've been consoling myself by snorting lines of aromat and necking bottles of red all the while denying my children exist

 

[dottynotty]

It's ok strip I've been consoling myself by snorting lines of aromat and necking bottles of red all the while denying my children exist

At least you have Rickets in your cornerum x

 

[Stripper Vicar]

The ag has landed in Bali

 

[laughing]

So two glasses of drink, whom is paying for her time

 

[Stripper Vicar]

So two glasses of drink, whom is paying for her time

A bunch of lads clubbed together to get their virgin mate laid

 

[BerlinILoveYou]

I almost got jealous for a second and then remembered that to fly Emirates business class she's probably got to do something unmentionable.

My big question is, why was she watching a documentary on the flight which featured someone from an International Potato Centre? (Check the first screen grab in Stripper vicars post!)

 

[pussygolightly]

Anyone else wishing she’d fall off like she did the camel in Egypt

 

[Stripper Vicar]

I’m sure she’s been to Bali before so why is she counting it again?

I bet during her social media silence she must have been waiting for her UC so she could pay her phone bill

 

[Anna Delvey]

Sorry Sal, I know you read here regularly

List all 60 countries pls cause I don’t believe you
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You can’t count the same country twice btw

 

[laughing]

She jumped from 42 to 56 the other month.

Is that her mate on holiday with her? As it ain't our Sal