Thank to @tete for the magnificent title!!
Quick roundup:
Still no bunkbeds
Our Salvador booked herself on a party boat in Egypt but made out she was invited to a birthday bash; she proceeded to be on her own most of the time, wear clothes that were inappropriate and made our day by shouting 'arrrrriiiiiibaaaaa' to the poor DJ on the boat
She 'missed' her flight and booked herself on a trip the 'pyrmids' (her spelling of them, not mine!)
Sal then was filmed by a bloke shouting at her to 'look sexy', 'turn' whilst walking on a wall
She then filmed herself at the airport in a wheelchair claiming she'd broken ribs, etc and will tell us when the time is right... we're still waiting. She was also allowed to fly home which is very bizarre as an airline probably wouldn't let you
Couple of days later her and her mate had bikins on, Val's upside down but her mate's was on correctly; her mate was then shown with her bikini upside down so must have to succumbed to Val's expertise on that area
We still don't know how the camel attacked her but good on it!
She wore her stinky gym kit to a restaurant straight after the gym
She still looks like a choc ice
As you were peeps!
Prev thread here:
Quick roundup:
Still no bunkbeds
Our Salvador booked herself on a party boat in Egypt but made out she was invited to a birthday bash; she proceeded to be on her own most of the time, wear clothes that were inappropriate and made our day by shouting 'arrrrriiiiiibaaaaa' to the poor DJ on the boat
She 'missed' her flight and booked herself on a trip the 'pyrmids' (her spelling of them, not mine!)
Sal then was filmed by a bloke shouting at her to 'look sexy', 'turn' whilst walking on a wall
She then filmed herself at the airport in a wheelchair claiming she'd broken ribs, etc and will tell us when the time is right... we're still waiting. She was also allowed to fly home which is very bizarre as an airline probably wouldn't let you
Couple of days later her and her mate had bikins on, Val's upside down but her mate's was on correctly; her mate was then shown with her bikini upside down so must have to succumbed to Val's expertise on that area
We still don't know how the camel attacked her but good on it!
She wore her stinky gym kit to a restaurant straight after the gym
She still looks like a choc ice
As you were peeps!
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Sallie Axl #47 Tuebrook Trotter and the tale of the 12 holidays
Thanks to @Lyla001 for the new thread title! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/sallie-axl-46-zero-hour-contract-mum-in-london-again-to-take-it-up-the.28944/ Round up: We think she’s off to Egypt but duck knows 🤷🏻♀️ As you were!
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Jesus christ 
I’m devastated 
