Welcome to thread 30 💃🏻💙
📊 The Poll Results Are In: Nathan had a clear win with 60% of the vote, i’ll let him know he has a bride to be @keylimepie 👰🏼♀️
Thread 29 Recap: Get comfy, grab a brew and even some snacks as this is a LONG one!
⚽ We’ve worked out if you write RESPECTFULLY before...
Welcome to thread 29.
Thank you to @MrsGrealish for the title.
Firstly we were coming down from another magnificent wet Wednesday. It gave us everything. A teal/black puffa, return of fluffy hair and beard. Everyone was soaked, including Mason.
The content from wet Wednesday kept us going all...
Welcome to thread 28, which after my quick maths calculation I’ve worked out represents 2+8 = 10 which is Daddy’s birthday 🥳
It’s also our Chelsea Captains number, Viva La Azpi 💙
Thread title courtesy of @nellyloz123
📊 The Poll Results Are In:
Not Plant Based won by a nose with 28.8%
Scammer...
Thread 27 already?! The devil works hard but the FBC work harder! I can only imagine what number thread we would be on if we had some actual non match related content!
Thread title a collab from @Eden246 and @nellyloz123 😘
⚽ A mishap in the previous title led us to ‘Tommy Tit’ not to be...
Welcome to thread #26. I have no idea how we got here but I love it.
Credits to @PunkRocker for the thread title! ❤️
Recap of thread #25 (sorry it’s a long one!)
⚽️ World War Tumblr Teens ended and they apologised for calling us “Middle-Aged”
⚽️ We can confirm, the FBC members are all up to...
Thread title by the lovely @keylimepie
Recap:
⚽ We started the thread talking about our babies. Boys, girls, dogs, cats, ...we love them but we also call them colourful names sometimes.
⚽ Our beloved mascot Dickboy scored 2 goals!! Glückwunsch, Timo. We hope @PunkRocker treated you well.
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#24 title from a mixture of suggestions
quick recap
⚽The poll results show chillys train is surprisingly popular- who knew 🤷🏻♀️
⚽It was @Scuffed birthday and Mr Scuffed came through like a ledgend with his presents
⚽ @keylimepie tramadol induced dreams are something else. But she’s still...
This is a rave thread despite the title.
Welcome to thread 22! We made it to Mason’s age 🥳 Thread title by @Smca53 - original was Mason Trout strikes again, wears too many layers and has dickhead friends! But we can’t swear in them 😞
I can’t stop staring at this beautiful picture:
Recap of...
Sorry I have no idea who suggested this title… but thank you whoever you were 🤍🤍
Welcome 👋
Recap of previous thread:
⚽️ Poll results! Best non England player shag. As predicted Kepa in the lead with 60.9%
Second is Pulisic with 43.5 and in third is our favourite donkey lover Kai with 42%...
Welcome to the first thread of the twenties! Thread title by @nellyloz123
Recap of previous thread:
⚽️ Poll results! KFC side choices 🤔
I’m disappointed and appalled to say that gravy won with 41.9% 🤢
⚽️ Butternips returned to vote coleslaw.
⚽️ Some deviants want to smear gravy all over...
WELCOME TO LUCKY NUMBER 19 specially in honour of our man. Thread title by @PunkRocker (I think?)
Recap of previous thread:
⚽️ Poll results! Best fashion choice… our closest one yet!
Blue tracksuit in the lead with 38.2%
Black prada outfit second with 35.3%
Third to the grey hoodie and...
Wow! Another new thread already! You thirsty bunch! Title by @keylimepie
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation...
WELCOME TO THREAD 16! Title by our resident @PunkRocker ❤️
POLL - TWO VOTES, NO CHANGES!
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements...
THREAD 15 BABY!!!!
Title by @MrsGrealish I just changed the wording slightly.
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation...
Hello and WELCOME to thread 14! I am sober and alive this time. I feel the need to share one of my new favourite pics. THE STUBBLE makes me wanna do stuff I can’t even explain.
Thread title by @jflurker93 🤍
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so...
[I'm starting this thread for @calmyourritas because she got so thoroughly fucked the night before and the lovely @Isanythingrealanymore is providing the recap below.
The title comes from the Cranberries song, Linger. I think it describes the FBC's relationship with Daddy Mase.]
It's thread...
HELLO welcome to thread 12, take a pew and join us 🥰🥰
Disclaimer:
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t besending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation...
Hello thread eleven! Thread title by our @PunkRocker
Some fluffy haired goodness for you all:
Disclaimer by @MrsGrealish :
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be...
Somehow we have made it all the way to thread number TEN! Thread title by @Bloody orange Hell (I just changed ‘do’ to ‘have’ as thought it was slightly more appropriate for a title… which seems silly thinking about what we post in here 😁)
This seemed like a fitting pic to use!
Initiation...
Welcome to the FBC (Flooded Basement Club) and thread number NINE! Thread title by the lovely @MrsGrealish 🤍
Firstly, our initiation checklist:
🍆 Do you like nipples?
🍆 Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
🍆 Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
🍆 Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
🍆 Do you know...
Welcome to thread number 8! 👏👏👏👏
Thread title by @Eden246 in homage of @MrsGrealish
We also had “All work and no thirst makes thirsters nasty bitches.” by @MrsGrealish but don’t think we can use that word in titles 😬
Firstly, our initiation checklist, as suggested by @Eden246:
🍆 Do you like...
A new thread already! Thread title by @Scuffed 😁
Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/mason-mount-6-salty-pas-and-missing-car-keys-can-mase-have-his-insta-password-back-please.22363/
Considering we have rambled on about nothing for 50 pages, there’s a few things to recap:
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