WELCOME TO THREAD 16! Title by our resident @PunkRocker 
POLL - TWO VOTES, NO CHANGES!
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
What is your preference on facial hair?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread:
Who is best in bed? Poll results!
Daddy won by a landslide 48.1%
Followed by Jack with 22.2%
And then Pebbles in third with 16%
The first few pages of the thread were just us arguing between ourselves and getting upset when the poll wasn’t going the way we wanted.
There is a new curfew on pics… 6pm and earlier, no later or nightmares will be had.
@keylimepie flirted with the sky expert.
Emetophilia is not for us.
@jflurker93 had us all on the floor with her foot fetish story.
We are all still Chelsea sluts.
Mason was benched but got a game! #FreeThePianoMan
The match wasn’t on TV which is a bleeping joke and I’m putting a formal complaint in to Sky Sports.
Mase came on as captain, scored a penalty and gave us the full on DADDY I KNOW IM SEXY face.
Poor Craig missed.
New FBC initiative… MM beach towels, bath towels, hand towels, face towels.. you get the drift. Proceeds go towards a day trip to Cobham.
We got another sexy video of Mason in full daddy mode yet again wearing a Prada jacket. Thankyou Carlotta.
More proof that Mase reads this thread… getting rid of the kitty tickler after we said we didn’t like it. Now after we ripped him for the washbag he somehow managed to cram it into his rucksack instead of carrying it.
Next we want NO LONG SLEEVES. Or a dick pic. But I’m not sexualising.
Mase went out for dinner with his siblings and somehow made eating ants look sexy.
For some reason Mason was wearing a hoodie under his kit?! Like… why?
HAPPY MOVING DAY TO @Isanythingrealanymore !! 
A minor injury for our boy 
he was injured but still stepped forward and did his pen what a guy.
Does Mase actually have a Bentley? Is he a Ford Fiesta kinda bloke? Maybe a Mini. Or a push bike. Butternips come and tell us the truth please.
The BLOODY washbag is back again!
The Cobham College Stalker has returned and honestly needs a restraining order.
@User name taken is in the box for the foreseeable. Dennis is a no.
Mason is going to be live on Twitch on Monday!
is now banned before 6pm.
This was really hard to write a recap for because I felt like nothing happened 
so enjoy a sexy pic.
POLL - TWO VOTES, NO CHANGES!
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? What is your preference on facial hair?List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - MasonSPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle WalkerGnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad/Light - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick BamfordRecap of previous thread:
Who is best in bed? Poll results! Daddy won by a landslide 48.1%
Followed by Jack with 22.2%
And then Pebbles in third with 16%
The first few pages of the thread were just us arguing between ourselves and getting upset when the poll wasn’t going the way we wanted. There is a new curfew on pics… 6pm and earlier, no later or nightmares will be had. @keylimepie flirted with the sky expert. Emetophilia is not for us. @jflurker93 had us all on the floor with her foot fetish story. We are all still Chelsea sluts. Mason was benched but got a game! #FreeThePianoMan The match wasn’t on TV which is a bleeping joke and I’m putting a formal complaint in to Sky Sports. Mase came on as captain, scored a penalty and gave us the full on DADDY I KNOW IM SEXY face. Poor Craig missed. New FBC initiative… MM beach towels, bath towels, hand towels, face towels.. you get the drift. Proceeds go towards a day trip to Cobham. We got another sexy video of Mason in full daddy mode yet again wearing a Prada jacket. Thankyou Carlotta. More proof that Mase reads this thread… getting rid of the kitty tickler after we said we didn’t like it. Now after we ripped him for the washbag he somehow managed to cram it into his rucksack instead of carrying it. Next we want NO LONG SLEEVES. Or a dick pic. But I’m not sexualising. Mase went out for dinner with his siblings and somehow made eating ants look sexy. For some reason Mason was wearing a hoodie under his kit?! Like… why? HAPPY MOVING DAY TO @Isanythingrealanymore !! A minor injury for our boy he was injured but still stepped forward and did his pen what a guy. Does Mase actually have a Bentley? Is he a Ford Fiesta kinda bloke? Maybe a Mini. Or a push bike. Butternips come and tell us the truth please. The BLOODY washbag is back again! The Cobham College Stalker has returned and honestly needs a restraining order. @User name taken is in the box for the foreseeable. Dennis is a no. Mason is going to be live on Twitch on Monday! is now banned before 6pm. This was really hard to write a recap for because I felt like nothing happened so enjoy a sexy pic.
