Welcome to thread 30 
The Poll Results Are In: Nathan had a clear win with 60% of the vote, i’ll let him know he has a bride to be @keylimepie 👰🏼♀️
Thread 29 Recap: Get comfy, grab a brew and even some snacks as this is a LONG one!
We’ve worked out if you write RESPECTFULLY before saying you want Daddy to rearrange your guts, the teens will be fine about it. Followed by #NotSexualising 
Scammer Stevie has Mount shirts back in stock… she must have had her Chinese delivery turn up and her mum’s ironing those 1’s on like a sweatshop. #CCSNotPermitted
I went on a Wyld night out and woke up on my friends sofa to some geezer joking about a hand job. I told him to get fucked politely declined as he’s not one of Tuchel’s Chelsea boys and it was absolutely NOT necessary.
@nellyloz123 got her hair done, not by sweeney todd thankfully, she is now a blondie but that does mean she’s not Mason’s type now.
There’s another Scammer Stevie on the loose, instead of a gold Ali Express chain they wear a bandana! Stop signing things Mason they’re thieves!
It was @Smca53 birthday !!! 
23.10.21 will go down in history as Super Soaker Saturday 
Mason bagged his first goal in 25 games, 8 minutes into the match against Norwich.
We got THIS tongue celebration!
@Tabbytiger told Mr TT “I’d open up my body beautifully for Mason Mount”.
He wasn’t impressed, but the FBC support it.
Daddy swore on camera after his goal the filthy little potty mouth ‘About bleeping Time’ 
Tink & Mason did a very cute chest pumping celebration together, we love them.
@GGina man Reece James scored, Daddy with the assist.
Chilly scored making it 4 goals in 4 games for the piano man. He clearly took his time on the bench personally.
Ross Barkley has ENORMOUS hands.
We went on a penalty rollercoaster with Mase. The first one was saved, but had to be retaken… then he scored, making it his second goal of the match in the 85th minute
The penalty also provided close up footage of Daddy with an attitude and we all want this side of him when we’re being spoilt brats
90+1 minutes and Daddy scored again, making it a hat-trick and the FBC officially flooded & drowned 
Daddy was announced as Man of the Match. Well deserved of course, but he’s ours every time he plays anyway!
Mason kept the ball from the match and the whole team signed it! Jorgi even called him Papai. #HeKnows
We got TWO post match interviews. One with the daddy cut and a sweaty head and the second with some fluffy hair in his puffer. He really is delicious.
Chilly is loved by us all for providing THIS photo. I think I speak for us all when I say we needed a lie down after it was posted. Tink deserves the world… and a blozzer, but only from someone that loves him. #IVolunteerAsTribute
Disclaimer: The tumblr teens edited the text out out of the original. Now please, edit my face as the ball.
Timo was unhappy about getting an orange winegum. What a mood.
The Chelsea team went for a team dinner to celebrate the 7-0 win, Silva had to go home and quarantine though. Too bad Tiago.
Apparently it’s kicked off at Norwich because Billy G aka Happy Gilmour aka Zara’s side piece was seen celebrating with his Chelsea friends in the tunnel. #SoreLosers
I’m cooking the FBC a roast dinner when we meet up, complete with all the trimmings.
We all want to be this ball. He really does give off golden retriever vibes. I personally love the pun captions too Mase!
Mason & Dec looked like Gail & David Platt when they were younger.
Daddy wore an extremely long coat with socks & sliders, not his best look but we’re choosing to believe he was naked underneath it. #Flasher
A lot of us love wearing socks & sliders too.
@nellyloz123 found the perfect FBC jumper dress in H&M, complete with flood reference.
@UsernameTaken has been given the ultimate daddy ick as her 19 year old sk8er boi son has had his hair cut and now looks like Mason. Please stick around for Spicy & Chilly content because we love you
@MrsGrealish wrote some 5 star smut based on Daddy’s three goals and we finally ditched the velvet sofas in the process!
Thiago Silver is 37! Who knew? Not me!
Getty images is a licensed smut website.
JG sent a birthday message to a 28 year old, this is a sign that Mason will send us one and not just do them for kids.
@Isanythingrealanymore could possibly be Jorginho… the investigation on this is still ongoing.
We reconfirmed our dislike for voldewhore as the sparkler video resurfaced. GRADE A twit.
@Suder34 is on the platform for the Chilly train, she’s not yet bought a ticket but she’s there. Don’t fight it, welcome on board 
United got a thrashing off Liverpool. My poor Lukey will need lots of love and attention tonight.
And remember…
Blozzers are only for people you love x
The Poll Results Are In: Nathan had a clear win with 60% of the vote, i’ll let him know he has a bride to be @keylimepie 👰🏼♀️Thread 29 Recap: Get comfy, grab a brew and even some snacks as this is a LONG one!
We’ve worked out if you write RESPECTFULLY before saying you want Daddy to rearrange your guts, the teens will be fine about it. Followed by #NotSexualising Scammer Stevie has Mount shirts back in stock… she must have had her Chinese delivery turn up and her mum’s ironing those 1’s on like a sweatshop. #CCSNotPermitted I went on a Wyld night out and woke up on my friends sofa to some geezer joking about a hand job. I @nellyloz123 got her hair done, not by sweeney todd thankfully, she is now a blondie but that does mean she’s not Mason’s type now. There’s another Scammer Stevie on the loose, instead of a gold Ali Express chain they wear a bandana! Stop signing things Mason they’re thieves! It was @Smca53 birthday !!!
23.10.21 will go down in history as Super Soaker Saturday Mason bagged his first goal in 25 games, 8 minutes into the match against Norwich. We got THIS tongue celebration!
@Tabbytiger told Mr TT “I’d open up my body beautifully for Mason Mount”. He wasn’t impressed, but the FBC support it.
Daddy swore on camera after his goal the filthy little potty mouth ‘About bleeping Time’ Tink & Mason did a very cute chest pumping celebration together, we love them.
@GGina man Reece James scored, Daddy with the assist. Chilly scored making it 4 goals in 4 games for the piano man. He clearly took his time on the bench personally. Ross Barkley has ENORMOUS hands. We went on a penalty rollercoaster with Mase. The first one was saved, but had to be retaken… then he scored, making it his second goal of the match in the 85th minute The penalty also provided close up footage of Daddy with an attitude and we all want this side of him when we’re being spoilt brats
90+1 minutes and Daddy scored again, making it a hat-trick and the FBC officially flooded & drowned
Daddy was announced as Man of the Match. Well deserved of course, but he’s ours every time he plays anyway!
Mason kept the ball from the match and the whole team signed it! Jorgi even called him Papai. #HeKnows We got TWO post match interviews. One with the daddy cut and a sweaty head and the second with some fluffy hair in his puffer. He really is delicious.
Chilly is loved by us all for providing THIS photo. I think I speak for us all when I say we needed a lie down after it was posted. Tink deserves the world… and a blozzer, but only from someone that loves him. #IVolunteerAsTribute
Disclaimer: The tumblr teens edited the text out out of the original. Now please, edit my face as the ball.
Timo was unhappy about getting an orange winegum. What a mood.
The Chelsea team went for a team dinner to celebrate the 7-0 win, Silva had to go home and quarantine though. Too bad Tiago. Apparently it’s kicked off at Norwich because Billy G aka Happy Gilmour aka Zara’s side piece was seen celebrating with his Chelsea friends in the tunnel. #SoreLosers I’m cooking the FBC a roast dinner when we meet up, complete with all the trimmings. We all want to be this ball. He really does give off golden retriever vibes. I personally love the pun captions too Mase!
Mason & Dec looked like Gail & David Platt when they were younger. Daddy wore an extremely long coat with socks & sliders, not his best look but we’re choosing to believe he was naked underneath it. #Flasher
A lot of us love wearing socks & sliders too. @nellyloz123 found the perfect FBC jumper dress in H&M, complete with flood reference. @UsernameTaken has been given the ultimate daddy ick as her 19 year old sk8er boi son has had his hair cut and now looks like Mason. Please stick around for Spicy & Chilly content because we love you @MrsGrealish wrote some 5 star smut based on Daddy’s three goals and we finally ditched the velvet sofas in the process! Thiago Silver is 37! Who knew? Not me! Getty images is a licensed smut website.
JG sent a birthday message to a 28 year old, this is a sign that Mason will send us one and not just do them for kids. @Isanythingrealanymore could possibly be Jorginho… the investigation on this is still ongoing. We reconfirmed our dislike for voldewhore as the sparkler video resurfaced. GRADE A twit. @Suder34 is on the platform for the Chilly train, she’s not yet bought a ticket but she’s there. Don’t fight it, welcome on board
United got a thrashing off Liverpool. My poor Lukey will need lots of love and attention tonight.And remember…
Blozzers are only for people you love x
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Cutting out the handprint on the ass cheek line - you're a tease Mase 
I didn't peak in high school, I'm still out here gettin' cuter 
