Hello and WELCOME to thread 14! I am sober and alive this time. I feel the need to share one of my new favourite pics. THE STUBBLE makes me wanna do stuff I can’t even explain.
Thread title by @jflurker93 🤍
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
What is your preference on facial hair?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread:
Disappointingly I was part of only 12.3% who like the sweater vest. Or are they called sleeveless jumpers? Or tank tops? I’m an elder I don’t know.
We had hangovers, positive covid tests and Weston Super Mares.
More blue hearts for Charlotte on Facebook the witch.
Mason may or may not be quitting social media due to being over sexualised (according to the TikTok teens). Sorry I can’t help wanting his dick.
DCL HAS MASSIVE SOCKS.
Paddy Long Dong looks like Pat Sharp and I just cannot unsee it.
We received a very sexy training pic of Mason’s legs.
Apparently Mason is dating every girl he follows on Instagram. Waiting patiently for my request to come through.
Craig is a pure fairy
The Cobham College Stalker struck again. Mase was not impressed. Neither were the other players. Have we finally discovered Salty Nips’ true identity?
Apparently Mase is getting a new contract and pay rise to £150,000 a week.
We discussed what we’d like him to buy us when he’s our sugar daddy: handbags, clothes, cars, shoes, puppies, holiday homes, sex dungeons, socks and some new boobs.
Mason unfollowed she-who-must-not-be-named band’s insta account.
Mason started in the Chelsea match.
He needs to buy a bigger rucksack and stop carrying his stupidly expensive bloody toiletry bag around.
An iconic quote from @jflurker93 “I’d rather gobble on Chilly’s willy than eat jelly.”
A very disturbing TikTok of Craig wiggling his fingers was posted.
WE HAD THE WETTEST WEDNESDAY ON RECORD.
New England video with Mase being an excellent photographer.
Match Attax video.
Colouring IN THE LINES and concentrating SO hard.
AND AN INSTA POST WITH 10 PICS/VIDS
THE STUBBLE
I REPEAT THE STUBBLE.
I drowned in my own basement.
This is peak FBC.
@PunkRocker IS GETTING MARRIED.
Mase wore some very questionable jeans.
Spicy scored a goal and looked very sexy.
Some lass called Livvy spent the whole day at Cobham. Give us a shout if you’re here Livvy.
Mini @Scuffed is a bloody FBC LEGEND
Thread title by @jflurker93 🤍
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? What is your preference on facial hair?List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - MasonSPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle WalkerGnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick BamfordRecap of previous thread:
Disappointingly I was part of only 12.3% who like the sweater vest. Or are they called sleeveless jumpers? Or tank tops? I’m an elder I don’t know. We had hangovers, positive covid tests and Weston Super Mares. More blue hearts for Charlotte on Facebook the witch. Mason may or may not be quitting social media due to being over sexualised (according to the TikTok teens). Sorry I can’t help wanting his dick. DCL HAS MASSIVE SOCKS. Paddy Long Dong looks like Pat Sharp and I just cannot unsee it. We received a very sexy training pic of Mason’s legs. Apparently Mason is dating every girl he follows on Instagram. Waiting patiently for my request to come through. Craig is a pure fairy The Cobham College Stalker struck again. Mase was not impressed. Neither were the other players. Have we finally discovered Salty Nips’ true identity?
Apparently Mase is getting a new contract and pay rise to £150,000 a week. We discussed what we’d like him to buy us when he’s our sugar daddy: handbags, clothes, cars, shoes, puppies, holiday homes, sex dungeons, socks and some new boobs. Mason unfollowed she-who-must-not-be-named band’s insta account. Mason started in the Chelsea match. He needs to buy a bigger rucksack and stop carrying his stupidly expensive bloody toiletry bag around. An iconic quote from @jflurker93 “I’d rather gobble on Chilly’s willy than eat jelly.” A very disturbing TikTok of Craig wiggling his fingers was posted. WE HAD THE WETTEST WEDNESDAY ON RECORD. New England video with Mase being an excellent photographer. Match Attax video. Colouring IN THE LINES and concentrating SO hard. AND AN INSTA POST WITH 10 PICS/VIDS THE STUBBLE I REPEAT THE STUBBLE. I drowned in my own basement. This is peak FBC. @PunkRocker IS GETTING MARRIED. Mase wore some very questionable jeans. Spicy scored a goal and looked very sexy. Some lass called Livvy spent the whole day at Cobham. Give us a shout if you’re here Livvy. Mini @Scuffed is a bloody FBC LEGEND
Epic! Thank you as always for doing these - very much appreciated 
but it does look like he’s in a showroom or a personal shoppers store. Hopefully he put them on for a photo as a favour for a friend 
