THREAD 15 BABY!!!!
Title by @MrsGrealish I just changed the wording slightly.
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
What is your preference on facial hair?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread:
The lip jeans won the ugliest fashion choice by a landslide 61.1%.
The “how many shots” TikToks caused much controversy.
Pebbles might look like Jonathan from KUWTK.
4 shots for and 11 for my boy Pickford?! No I’m not having it.
The basements flooded after a Lycra vid.
A certain gif made us all identity as a yellow flower.
Colin the Caterpillar too.
We’re all applying to work with the men’s senior team. Two women currently do. WHO ARE THEY AND WHERE DO I FIND THEM?
@irishgal2013 dropped herself in it good and proper on the wags thread and I’m still laughing now.
Tyrone Mings is a bleeping god.
There was a long discussion about which player would be the best shag and apparently the answer is NOT Phil Foden 
I quote “quick, disappointing and basic. Like a microwaveable hamburger.” Thanks @Bloody orange Hell.
@User name taken had a flooded pizza.
Natasha has a man in Lebanon and it’s NOT Mason.
We all bid on Mase. I think @Isanythingrealanymore won because she is completing on her house on Friday yay!
Mase can have a bit of all of our Haribo cherries.
@keylimepie found Matalan Mase and we eagerly await the pics.
Cl hoe “modelled” some jeans.
Ronaldo is a big NO for 99% of us. I’m looking at you @PunkRocker.
TT was being a troll and surprised us all by starting Mase in yesterday’s match.
Poor Craig #FreeChilwell
Mason carried that bloody washbag around again.
It’s official - The FBC are all sluts for the Chelsea team.
Mason got subbed to our disappointment.
Bartosz called us all hoebags and I’m here for it.
@jflurker93 did god’s work and scoured the football bulge Twitter. The Big Chilly Willy one changed some people’s opinions but he still gives me the ick. Special recognition award for @Smca53 for her true dedication to him since day 1.
Sending much FBC love to @Scuffed and anyone else whi
Can we also put forward the following suggestions (demands) for the next SGP camp:
- Light coloured lycra pants for everybody in training
- Underwater cameras in the swimming pool
- Extra yoga sessions
- More leg squeezing / fiery groin challenges
- More sprinkler action
- Absolutely no under layer / skin things
- More footage of the suit fittings
- Assign a camera to follow Daddy 24/7 with a livestream for the FBC
- The kit man can only order in size XS shorts so we get some good thigh and sock action
- During goal scoring celebrations, only FBC members are allowed to lie on top of the goal scorer creating a big thirsty mound of bodies.
- More face spraying action.
AND FINALLY…. IT’S BEEN A WHILE MY OLD FRIEND….
Title by @MrsGrealish I just changed the wording slightly.
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? What is your preference on facial hair?List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - MasonSPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle WalkerGnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick BamfordRecap of previous thread:
The lip jeans won the ugliest fashion choice by a landslide 61.1%. The “how many shots” TikToks caused much controversy. Pebbles might look like Jonathan from KUWTK.
4 shots for and 11 for my boy Pickford?! No I’m not having it. The basements flooded after a Lycra vid. A certain gif made us all identity as a yellow flower. Colin the Caterpillar too. We’re all applying to work with the men’s senior team. Two women currently do. WHO ARE THEY AND WHERE DO I FIND THEM? @irishgal2013 dropped herself in it good and proper on the wags thread and I’m still laughing now. Tyrone Mings is a bleeping god. There was a long discussion about which player would be the best shag and apparently the answer is NOT Phil Foden I quote “quick, disappointing and basic. Like a microwaveable hamburger.” Thanks @Bloody orange Hell. @User name taken had a flooded pizza. Natasha has a man in Lebanon and it’s NOT Mason. We all bid on Mase. I think @Isanythingrealanymore won because she is completing on her house on Friday yay! Mase can have a bit of all of our Haribo cherries. @keylimepie found Matalan Mase and we eagerly await the pics. Cl hoe “modelled” some jeans. Ronaldo is a big NO for 99% of us. I’m looking at you @PunkRocker. TT was being a troll and surprised us all by starting Mase in yesterday’s match. Poor Craig #FreeChilwell Mason carried that bloody washbag around again. It’s official - The FBC are all sluts for the Chelsea team. Mason got subbed to our disappointment. Bartosz called us all hoebags and I’m here for it. @jflurker93 did god’s work and scoured the football bulge Twitter. The Big Chilly Willy one changed some people’s opinions but he still gives me the ick. Special recognition award for @Smca53 for her true dedication to him since day 1. Sending much FBC love to @Scuffed and anyone else whiCan we also put forward the following suggestions (demands) for the next SGP camp:
- Light coloured lycra pants for everybody in training
- Underwater cameras in the swimming pool
- Extra yoga sessions
- More leg squeezing / fiery groin challenges
- More sprinkler action
- Absolutely no under layer / skin things
- More footage of the suit fittings
- Assign a camera to follow Daddy 24/7 with a livestream for the FBC
- The kit man can only order in size XS shorts so we get some good thigh and sock action
- During goal scoring celebrations, only FBC members are allowed to lie on top of the goal scorer creating a big thirsty mound of bodies.
- More face spraying action.
AND FINALLY…. IT’S BEEN A WHILE MY OLD FRIEND….
One day my loyalty will be rewarded….
Haters gonna hate
