Hello thread eleven! Thread title by our @PunkRocker
Some fluffy haired goodness for you all:
Disclaimer by @MrsGrealish :
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples?
Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth?
Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both?
Fluffy hair or Daddy cut?
Do you know the password?
Who would you have first - Deccers or Mase?
List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - Mason
SPICY Rice - Declan
- Kyle Walker
Gnasher - Foden
Dennis the Menace - Maguire
Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly
Tytan - Mings
🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish
Mr Angry - Pickford
Spank me Hendo - Henderson
Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL
Grandad - Kane
P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick Bamford
Recap of previous thread:
Some of us were torn between voting for Daddy or Spicy first. We ended the thread on 59 votes to Mase and 19 to Dec. Not bad.
A video appeared of Tink and Mason in Christmas outfits which made me feel a bit ill.
We all had a sentimental moment and shared the FBC love.
The so gentle yet so daddy TikTok was deleted and broken all our hearts.
@jflurker93 met up with her FWB and asked him to pretend to be Mason. What an ICON.
Olly Murs and Aitch were on Soccer Aid and one of them has good socks, but I’m not sure which.
We reminisced A LOT about fluffy hair Mase.
Mr Rita was sick everywhere. Mason would NEVER.
Some more people found us by searching for Electrolux washing machines.
It was @PunkRocker ’s birthday!!!! As well as Paddy Long Dong and Saka. Happy birthday to you 
@MrsGrealish turned all the players into women and traumatised us all.
We all picked one player from the squad and @User name taken went for Tommy Orpington.
Mason is now to be referred to as Mason Trout when he doesn’t do what we want.
Lots of our FBC members attended the Wembley match! Mason didn’t start but got brought on as a sub later on.
Paper planes were thrown… we see you ladies sending the non-PG contact to them direct.
We got a delicious video of Mason drinking and touching his waistband.
Mason got fouled and won a penalty.
Turns out we’re all Team J Lingz… YO NEY, SUNNY INNIT?
We got a slight hint of nipple in some post-match pics.
Mason is now an onion due to his many layers of clothing and the fact he keeps making us cry.
@Scuffed would like it noted that she has burnt her box and has added JG, DR and JL to her list. Bye bye
We have learnt that Mason has a fiery groin. You’re not the only one hun.
Congrats to @Qee on her promotion 
Mason might have had another haircut, he might not… but either way the fluffy hair needs to come back.
And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
P.S. I’m still at work doing this so I hope I haven’t fucked up.
Some fluffy haired goodness for you all:
Disclaimer by @MrsGrealish :
We aren’t responsible for any offence, psychological trauma or rampant horniness, so don’t be sending us your court summons/therapy bills/childcare bills. They will be used to dry our flooded basements.
Initiation checklist:
Do you like nipples? Are you down with Mason spitting in your mouth? Gentle Mase, Daddy Mase or both? Fluffy hair or Daddy cut? Do you know the password? Who would you have first - Deccers or Mase?List of nicknames for footballers commonly discussed:
Daddy - MasonSPICY Rice - Declan - Kyle WalkerGnasher - Foden Dennis the Menace - Maguire Craig from BB8/Tink- Chilly Tytan - Mings🪨 Pebbles - Stones
Grealush/Jack the Lad - Grealish Mr Angry - Pickford Spank me Hendo - Henderson Curly/Cute Curls - Dom CL Grandad - Kane P Diddly/Paddy Long Dong - Patrick BamfordRecap of previous thread:
Some of us were torn between voting for Daddy or Spicy first. We ended the thread on 59 votes to Mase and 19 to Dec. Not bad. A video appeared of Tink and Mason in Christmas outfits which made me feel a bit ill. We all had a sentimental moment and shared the FBC love. The so gentle yet so daddy TikTok was deleted and broken all our hearts. @jflurker93 met up with her FWB and asked him to pretend to be Mason. What an ICON. Olly Murs and Aitch were on Soccer Aid and one of them has good socks, but I’m not sure which. We reminisced A LOT about fluffy hair Mase. Mr Rita was sick everywhere. Mason would NEVER. Some more people found us by searching for Electrolux washing machines. It was @PunkRocker ’s birthday!!!! As well as Paddy Long Dong and Saka. Happy birthday to you @MrsGrealish turned all the players into women and traumatised us all. We all picked one player from the squad and @User name taken went for Tommy Orpington. Mason is now to be referred to as Mason Trout when he doesn’t do what we want. Lots of our FBC members attended the Wembley match! Mason didn’t start but got brought on as a sub later on. Paper planes were thrown… we see you ladies sending the non-PG contact to them direct. We got a delicious video of Mason drinking and touching his waistband. Mason got fouled and won a penalty. Turns out we’re all Team J Lingz… YO NEY, SUNNY INNIT? We got a slight hint of nipple in some post-match pics. Mason is now an onion due to his many layers of clothing and the fact he keeps making us cry. @Scuffed would like it noted that she has burnt her box and has added JG, DR and JL to her list. Bye bye We have learnt that Mason has a fiery groin. You’re not the only one hun. Congrats to @Qee on her promotion Mason might have had another haircut, he might not… but either way the fluffy hair needs to come back.And finally… the uniform response to fuckwits/haters/trolls….
P.S. I’m still at work doing this so I hope I haven’t fucked up.
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