Welcome to thread 28, which after my quick maths calculation I’ve worked out represents 2+8 = 10 which is Daddy’s birthday 
It’s also our Chelsea Captains number, Viva La Azpi
Thread title courtesy of @nellyloz123
The Poll Results Are In:
Not Plant Based won by a nose with 28.8%
Scammer Stevie was a very close second at 27.1%.
There was literally one vote in it.
Both of them deserve a big get fucked anyway
Thread 27 Recap:
Not Plant Based insinuated to her 43 viewers on an IG that her ‘friend’ picked the colour of her nails, but we’re inclined to believe her friend may be Benjamin Mendy as they’re a City blue and not Chelsea Blue. If this offends you, sorry xx
The Arsenal team are unattractive
@Rodney2208 joined the thirst team and dropped in that her grandparent-in-laws live near Sweeney Todd and her dog is the new Rafa Rice #instapup
Speaking of Rice, Lauren got a nice porking off Spicy in the Corinthia for their anniversary and the FBC are jealous 
We all took a euros match maker quiz which I am lead to believe was rigged as the majority got Mason whilst the rest of us got Rashy. I think I’ll stick with my hubby Lukey if I have to date a Utd player 
The quiz also confirmed that Harry Kane is destined to be with @MensaBarbie1985 
@nellyloz123 upgraded to VIP. Congrats bish
Carpool Chloeoke was flagged as dangerous footage on TikTok 
#ElonMusk
TT may or may not deem hand jobs for the Chelsea squad absolutely necessary, let’s hope @GGina is right! He has confirmed in a press conference that he likes quality over quantity though.
Ben could be gay.. again? According to the WAGS thread but, who knows
Kyle Walker is a secret tattler and a fan of @keylimepie UNO dream.
Our champs journals arrived for the perfect bedtime reading. It’s now the official FBC bible and if you haven’t already purchased one, you can here: https://www.champions-journal.com/issue/issue-07 It’s £12 well invested, make sure you choose daddy’s cover unless you like Mbappe
@Smca53 returned after being hit with the lurg, please don’t lurk we love you long time!
The Chelsea media team provided us with this snap of Mason socks at Tuesday’s training 
We’re already planning our summer 2022 holidays, we’ll split into two groups, one going to Mykonos and the other to Dubai to make sure we have a good chance of spotting Daddy.
There’s more speculation of Daddy’s pay rise. 150k a week should be enough to split between the whole FBC for child maintenance right? We’ll let him keep the change 
Monkey Mase provided us with this cheeky photo and he flashed his abs at us in a video of him slam dunking a football, blink and you’ll miss the flesh! 
@keylimepie had her BBQ Hula Hoops stolen at work, she is yet to find the culprit but has narrowed it down to 4 suspects.
We revealed that some of you animals have strange eating habits, crisps in the fridge, cold custard, hot cornflakes, uncooked frozen chips… I thoughts Ants & Rice was bad 
My dad confirmed he would rather me stay single than marry me off to Mason or Luke, but if a gun was held to his head he would choose Mase. I won’t repeat what he called both of them because it is absolute slander!
Somebody needs to sabotage Craig’s stash of hair gel quickly!
Chelsea vs Malmo ended with a 4-0 win for our boys. Well done Tuchel, hand jobs for everyone to celebrate? @PunkRocker will give you yours!
FLUFFY HAIR IS BACK 
The camera man at Stamford Bridge loves Chelsea’s number 19 just as much as us
Daddy has reached yet another peak, making it two in one week, they say all good things come in three’s… I’m waiting! 
Mason slide tackled into a steward and we all want to be the poor sod, how do I apply for his job?
Mark your calendars
15.09.2021 : Wet wednesday part 1
20.10.2021 : Wet wednesday part 2
10.01.2022 : Masons 23rd Birthday
The new poll :
Wettest wednesday, which one flooded you the most?
1.0 : 15th Sep: Match Attax Video, Portsmouth Pics etc
2.0 : 20th Oct: Fluffy hair comeback, Malmo Match etc
It’s also our Chelsea Captains number, Viva La Azpi
Thread title courtesy of @nellyloz123
The Poll Results Are In: Scammer Stevie was a very close second at 27.1%.
There was literally one vote in it.
Both of them deserve a big get fucked anyway
Thread 27 Recap:
The Arsenal team are unattractive @Rodney2208 joined the thirst team and dropped in that her grandparent-in-laws live near Sweeney Todd and her dog is the new Rafa Rice #instapup Speaking of Rice, Lauren got a nice porking off Spicy in the Corinthia for their anniversary and the FBC are jealous We all took a euros match maker quiz which I am lead to believe was rigged as the majority got Mason whilst the rest of us got Rashy. I think I’ll stick with my hubby Lukey if I have to date a Utd player The quiz also confirmed that Harry Kane is destined to be with @MensaBarbie1985 @nellyloz123 upgraded to VIP. Congrats bish Carpool Chloeoke was flagged as dangerous footage on TikTok #ElonMusk TT may or may not deem hand jobs for the Chelsea squad absolutely necessary, let’s hope @GGina is right! He has confirmed in a press conference that he likes quality over quantity though. Ben could be gay.. again? According to the WAGS thread but, who knows Kyle Walker is a secret tattler and a fan of @keylimepie UNO dream. Our champs journals arrived for the perfect bedtime reading. It’s now the official FBC bible and if you haven’t already purchased one, you can here: https://www.champions-journal.com/issue/issue-07 It’s £12 well invested, make sure you choose daddy’s cover unless you like Mbappe @Smca53 returned after being hit with the lurg, please don’t lurk we love you long time! The Chelsea media team provided us with this snap of Mason socks at Tuesday’s training
We’re already planning our summer 2022 holidays, we’ll split into two groups, one going to Mykonos and the other to Dubai to make sure we have a good chance of spotting Daddy. There’s more speculation of Daddy’s pay rise. 150k a week should be enough to split between the whole FBC for child maintenance right? We’ll let him keep the change Monkey Mase provided us with this cheeky photo and he flashed his abs at us in a video of him slam dunking a football, blink and you’ll miss the flesh!
@keylimepie had her BBQ Hula Hoops stolen at work, she is yet to find the culprit but has narrowed it down to 4 suspects. We revealed that some of you animals have strange eating habits, crisps in the fridge, cold custard, hot cornflakes, uncooked frozen chips… I thoughts Ants & Rice was bad My dad confirmed he would rather me stay single than marry me off to Mason or Luke, but if a gun was held to his head he would choose Mase. I won’t repeat what he called both of them because it is absolute slander! Somebody needs to sabotage Craig’s stash of hair gel quickly! Chelsea vs Malmo ended with a 4-0 win for our boys. Well done Tuchel, hand jobs for everyone to celebrate? @PunkRocker will give you yours!
FLUFFY HAIR IS BACK The camera man at Stamford Bridge loves Chelsea’s number 19 just as much as us Daddy has reached yet another peak, making it two in one week, they say all good things come in three’s… I’m waiting!
Mason slide tackled into a steward and we all want to be the poor sod, how do I apply for his job?
Mark your calendars
15.09.2021 : Wet wednesday part 1
20.10.2021 : Wet wednesday part 2
10.01.2022 : Masons 23rd Birthday
The new poll :Wettest wednesday, which one flooded you the most?
1.0 : 15th Sep: Match Attax Video, Portsmouth Pics etc
2.0 : 20th Oct: Fluffy hair comeback, Malmo Match etc
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