Thread 27 already?! The devil works hard but the FBC work harder! I can only imagine what number thread we would be on if we had some actual non match related content!
Thread title a collab from @Eden246 and @nellyloz123
A mishap in the previous title led us to ‘Tommy Tit’ not to be confused with the original Tommy T of Cobham!
CCS enraged us all! Charging Conning people out of £150 for a shirt! The FBC bus is needed for a trip to Cobham to end her scamming ways. Mason, do not sign another number one!!
Chelsea played Brentford where Mase made the bench. The fluffy hair looks as if it’s returning much to the delight of many FBC members.
Tink scored taking him to 3 in 3 (goals, not women for a change). We were happy for him, the deviants offered him many blozzers. What is wrong with you people?!
Mase thought the CCS had found him at the community stadium. Turns out he was just looking for his FBC blow job under his chair, I’ll sort you out later babes x
Mason came on in the 65th minute and Chelsea saw out the win. Not much action but Getty/@nellyloz123 provided the sock goods in the aftermath.
We all agreed that today was a new ‘peak Mason’. He looked divine, chefs kiss to you Mason Mount. Whatever you are doing right now, the FBC approves.
The FBC shared some pretty epic drunken tales. A night out with us would actually be WYLD but Mama @Scuffed promised to get us all home safely!
@MrsGrealish introduced us to her love calculator; we scored fairly highly with our respective love interests. This time next year we will all have those sacred blue ticks.
Angry Mase pictures were provided. We’d wind him up on purpose to be looked at like that!
Thanks to @keylimepie we have all bought a copy of Mason’s ‘Champions Journal’. We feel for the poor packing person who had Sunday’s flurry of orders to sort on Monday morning!
Mase went to the NFL game at Tottenham’s stadium looking as good as the previous day. His jacket divided the FBC. But we see you Mase, you like it rough and we know it.
Cl Hoe was continually mentioned and ‘tiktok’ dropped. Mason’s finger was continually flipped. Girl, bye.
Our GIF game remains strong 
if the bus comes out one more time, I may spontaneously combust with laughter.
Non Plant based went live again. Mason may have had words and asked her to stop using him for clout. Don’t use him honey, it’s not nice and he deserves better than that from his ‘friends’.
Saucy Sunday night concluded in the FBC admitting they would be all turn into nymphomaniac’s for Mason. The words ‘I have a headache’ would never leave our lips again. Poor Mase would be knackered and his on pitch performance likely to dip from all the shagging.
We finally got our wiki thanks to @keylimepie excellent job!
@jflurker93 provided even more smutty goodness for us all and her memes continue to be top tier. You are FBC gold!
Love to those that we’ve not seen for a little while. The FBC misses you and hope you’re all okay. And anyone else that needs a bit of love 
Poll - you get one vote! Dispose of your rubbish wisely!
I really hope this recap is okay and brought maybe half a smile to at least one person
Thread title a collab from @Eden246 and @nellyloz123
A mishap in the previous title led us to ‘Tommy Tit’ not to be confused with the original Tommy T of Cobham! CCS enraged us all!
Chelsea played Brentford where Mase made the bench. The fluffy hair looks as if it’s returning much to the delight of many FBC members. Tink scored taking him to 3 in 3 (goals, not women for a change). We were happy for him, the deviants offered him many blozzers. What is wrong with you people?! Mase thought the CCS had found him at the community stadium. Turns out he was just looking for his FBC blow job under his chair, I’ll sort you out later babes x Mason came on in the 65th minute and Chelsea saw out the win. Not much action but Getty/@nellyloz123 provided the sock goods in the aftermath. We all agreed that today was a new ‘peak Mason’. He looked divine, chefs kiss to you Mason Mount. Whatever you are doing right now, the FBC approves.
The FBC shared some pretty epic drunken tales. A night out with us would actually be WYLD but Mama @Scuffed promised to get us all home safely! @MrsGrealish introduced us to her love calculator; we scored fairly highly with our respective love interests. This time next year we will all have those sacred blue ticks. Angry Mase pictures were provided. We’d wind him up on purpose to be looked at like that! Thanks to @keylimepie we have all bought a copy of Mason’s ‘Champions Journal’. We feel for the poor packing person who had Sunday’s flurry of orders to sort on Monday morning! Mase went to the NFL game at Tottenham’s stadium looking as good as the previous day. His jacket divided the FBC. But we see you Mase, you like it rough and we know it. Cl Hoe was continually mentioned and ‘tiktok’ dropped. Mason’s finger was continually flipped. Girl, bye. Our GIF game remains strong if the bus comes out one more time, I may spontaneously combust with laughter. Saucy Sunday night concluded in the FBC admitting they would be all turn into nymphomaniac’s for Mason. The words ‘I have a headache’ would never leave our lips again. Poor Mase would be knackered and his on pitch performance likely to dip from all the shagging. We finally got our wiki thanks to @keylimepie excellent job! @jflurker93 provided even more smutty goodness for us all and her memes continue to be top tier. You are FBC gold! Love to those that we’ve not seen for a little while. The FBC misses you and hope you’re all okay. And anyone else that needs a bit of love Poll - you get one vote! Dispose of your rubbish wisely!
I really hope this recap is okay and brought maybe half a smile to at least one person
my nemesis 
I'm still furious about her money-grabbing antics!
