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Pocahontas

Pocahontas

Congratulations to @spirals for the words and @cheapwetham @fauxpoor and @LeftToMyOwnDevices for the nomination - you all share thread title credit 🎉 I have a feeling someone aged 33-and-a-day ain’t gonna like it. Your prize: this bowl of ... pot pourri? to share.

Recap of last thread

  1. If you missed her live for Del Monte, here it is. Looks like a fairly large percentage of the audience came from here. Del Monte says the cheque’s in the post.
  2. Her next period of cookery will explore her Greek Cypriot Norn Irish hybrid roots.
  3. Also, look at her present pile. Look AT IT.
  4. Baby Jack was a maverick from her first breath, of course.
  5. Being endorsed by Mary Poppins warrants a twitter bio update.
  6. Don’t forget her BBC Big Book Weekend appearance this Sunday.
  7. ‘If you’re not using your leggings to dry your thick wild hair, you should be.’ Haha. Sure.
  8. Another book on the running list.
  9. She was proud of her reduced maple syrup.
  10. She got biffed in the snozz, just in case you were wondering about her nose. Karate Jack was a literal lethal weapon back in the day (all deleted).
  11. Oh, Jack. Cringe.
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Funsizes

Funsizes

Woof that was an embarrassing one Jack.

Perfect new thread title! Well done all!
 
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MarmiteExtract

MarmiteExtract

@Pocahontas just because you’re a mod, must you spoil my fun of watching the thread trickle over past page 53? I wanted it to hit that page 55 sweet spot!

Who wants my slice of veg roll?
 
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girolle

girolle

I've had a great time doing a mini-grunk tonight. Sorry for a bit of a me-rail but I've been feeling really down from jobseeking at the moment (trying to find my first post-university job and having a rotten time of it!) Reading all of your hilarious comments here has helped so much. It's like a form of mindfulness to me because it makes me realise that, as important as certain things are, you shouldn't have to beat yourself up over them. At the very least, it's been fab to not have to think about writing covering letters and just realise that at least I'm not in the position where I have to tell people to dry their hair with leggings on Twitter. Love to the cabal xx
 
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sioc

sioc

Norn iron I could get over, it's not too uncommon. But the rest of it is just increasing madness to the point where it cycles into offensiveness then back out again into pure absurdity.
 
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Cack Slumrow

Cack Slumrow

Wait what...was I right?

Just caught up with last few posts on previous thread ref pics!

Absolutely loving the new thread title!
 
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