Jack Monroe #161 Jack Monroe is away, yo

[Pocahontas]

Congratulations to @Anonymous One for the words and @waffle maker @PoorPatrol @Lanie and possibly others for the nomination! your prize: a bowl of condensed milk carbonara. Mmm.

Recap of last thread

1. It’s just cats, mate. Lots of cattos, doggos, rattos, bunnos, duckos and still living gloves happened on this thread in Jack’s absence.
2. Jack Monroe is away.
3. Her agent’s details disappeared from her Twitter bio.
4. It appeared she and her agent stopped following each other on Twitter.
5. Stand down, they still do.
6. Her agent’s details reappeared on her Twitter bio. Feel a bit discombobulated.
7. @Anonymous One was bored enough to listen to the Owen Jones podcast and provided excellent notes.
8. Spoiler: Useful

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[CabalofBolorneaise]

It was actually Instagram we thought Jack and her agent had unfollowed each other on I think - and her agent still doesn’t seem to be in the list of followers on there. Screenshot as I don’t think you can quote cross thread.

I think wires got crossed re: Twitter as Jack had removed her agent from her bio.

 

[Thank(space)you]

I feel I owe you an apology dear heart @Pocahontas as I was going to create a new thread, but I was too hungover BUSY

 

[Orphan_Black]

Maybe Jack is preparing herself for own Oprah tell all interview?! She'll have all her scraps of paper stapled up again, all detailing her life story, all the twists and turns and times she overcame adversity, how plucky she is? Her great fashion choices? Her animal welfare causes? Her self diagnosis? The eminent release of the amazing new book?

(Please read my comment like Stewie Griffin winding up Brian about his book)

 

[bladiesla]

Regarding the Meghan and Harry thing...every time I see it mentioned somewhere and wonder what it''s about I quickly remember I don't give a toss about the Royals or her, so I can remain blissfully ignorant . I won't do any active campaigning against the monarchy, but if I could push a button to get rid of that nonsense, I would not hesitate ( I don't mean I would kill them, just the idea that you can be born into such a role. The obsession with celebrities is bad enough as it is without a hereditary part).

I probably should get some lunch as it seems I am in grumpy b mode, haha

 

[StringyMango]

Thank you @Pocahontas . Have been doing a bit of research. Thread #26 Among the sideboards some damn fine film chat. Would love to see Midsommar. Thought Hereditary was outstanding. Wicker Man I watched some scenes being filmed when I was on holiday in Scotland aged 11 (Yes I'm old)

 

[PoorPatrol]

I feel I owe you an apology dear heart @Pocahontas as I was going to create a new thread, but I was too hungover BUSY

Oh god I’m so hungover as well help me!!

 

[Dustye]

Canal, Vlad is up to his old tricks. Had a browse on Instagram just now, and what should come up but a post from one of my fave coffee places featuring a pic of their cafe in the 80s. Who should be sat in that cafe but...Jimmy Nail.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Oh god I’m so hungover as well help me!!

Feel for the students on my street. They were up until 7am.

I have a really really good remedy for a hangover.

But I feel it may get me a ban if I divulge it.

Soz. Xoxo.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Oh god I’m so hungover as well help me!!

Me, yesterday:

Thoughts and prayers at this difficut time @PoorPatrol & @Thank(space)you.

 

[Pocahontas]

It was actually Instagram we thought Jack and her agent had unfollowed each other on I think - and her agent still doesn’t seem to be in the list of followers on there. Screenshot as I don’t think you can quote cross thread.

I think wires got crossed re: Twitter as Jack had removed her agent from her bio.

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Oh whoops. My mistake! All the twists and turns of a Jacobean drama

 

[Hollaaa]

Regarding the Meghan and Harry thing...every time I see it mentioned somewhere and wonder what it''s about I quickly remember I don't give a toss about the Royals or her, so I can remain blissfully ignorant . I won't do any active campaigning against the monarchy, but if I could push a button to get rid of that nonsense, I would not hesitate ( I don't mean I would kill them, just the idea that you can be born into such a role. The obsession with celebrities is bad enough as it is without a hereditary part).

I probably should get some lunch as it seems I am in grumpy b mode, haha

Hereditary non-Royal celebrities, too. It should have to skip a generation.
Although I'll allow Victoria Coren Mitchell as an exception. And Jordan's eldest for dropping the c-bomb on live TV.

Mackie claims Harry gave her Wagatha Christie style info on how to tell who's leaking your nudes, or some such bollocks. Someone will have receipts.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Oh whoops. My mistake! All the twists and turns of a Jacobean drama

Jack’o’rinsed bean drama.

Sorry.

 

[Pocahontas]

Thank you @Pocahontas . Have been doing a bit of research. Thread #26 Among the sideboards some damn fine film chat. Would love to see Midsommar. Thought Hereditary was outstanding. Wicker Man I watched some scenes being filmed when I was on holiday in Scotland aged 11 (Yes I'm old)

Midsommar is . Wow that’s so cool you saw the Wicker man being filmed!

 

[Flash123]

Hereditary non-Royal celebrities, too. It should have to skip a generation.
Although I'll allow Victoria Coren Mitchell as an exception. And Jordan's eldest for dropping the c-bomb on live TV.

Mackie claims Harry gave her Wagatha Christie style info on how to tell who's leaking your nudes, or some such bollocks. Someone will have receipts.

The Harvey price C-Bomb was epic!

 

[Hollaaa]

The Harvey price C-Bomb was epic!

I use THAT greeting in my head now when anyone I don't like approaches me at work (profesh) and it always cheers me up. Top man, Harvey.
On topic, Jack is a c-bomb.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

It was actually Instagram we thought Jack and her agent had unfollowed each other on I think - and her agent still doesn’t seem to be in the list of followers on there. Screenshot as I don’t think you can quote cross thread.

I think wires got crossed re: Twitter as Jack had removed her agent from her bio.

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Maybe they were never following each other and I was mixing RS up with CT, her publisher Either way, clearly not important now

 

[Emmapism]

Thanks for new thread @Pocahontas

Fraus, I had my memories pop up on Facebook this morning and saw to my dismay that I had shared a post from Jack Monroe's Facebook page 6 years ago re: donating tins to foodbanks.

Obviously the message was well intentioned but it did make me cringe. It was the one where she had donated 60 crates of food with her name all over them

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Congratulations to @Anonymous One for the words and @waffle maker @PoorPatrol @Lanie and possibly others for the nomination! your prize: a bowl of condensed milk carbonara. Mmm.

Recap of last thread

1. It’s just cats, mate. Lots of cattos, doggos, rattos, bunnos, duckos and still living gloves happened on this thread in Jack’s absence.
2. Jack Monroe is away.
3. Her agent’s details disappeared from her Twitter bio.
4. It appeared she and her agent stopped following each other on Twitter.
5. Stand down, they still do.
6. Her agent’s details reappeared on her Twitter bio. Feel a bit discombobulated.
7. @Anonymous One was bored enough to listen to the Owen Jones podcast and provided excellent notes.
8. Spoiler: Useful

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   Please use the words ‘thread title’ (two separate words) when making a bid for one as it makes it easier to search.
   
   New to Jack? Have a look at the wiki.
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Thank you for starting the new thread @Pocahontas ! @Anonymous One @waffle maker @PoorPatrol and @Lanie brilliant title!

Anyone else waiting for Carole Malone to cover Jack’s Twitter for her while she is AWAY?

 

[Bombastic]

Right folks. I have spent 2.5 hours in a bath and I'm trying to redeem myself by cooking the fam roast, seeing it's Sunday and all. Hit me up with your best tricks. Serious propositions only