Jack Monroe #171 Just discovered her and think she’s horrid

[Pocahontas]

Congratulations to @HBF1991 for the words (I adapted them slightly so as not to be tooooo negative) and @Fruitjack for the nomination your joint prize: this. A vegan version can be rustled up, fear not.

Recap of last thread

1. She was fleetingly angry about school lunches again.
2. She was fleetingly angry about David Walliams again.
3. Her cat may be thinking some thoughts.
4. She tagged some ‘genuinely lovely’ Twitter accounts (but briefly forgot smol robots man. Awkward.) He thanked her for the mention.
5. She never changes.
6. Spoiler: Housekeeping

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[Emmapism]

 

[Toffee finger]

Great thread title you’re a better person than I would be making it slightly nicer @Pocahontas
Hope there’s a lovely slop chaos this week as I’ve got some time off work!

 

[kachoochoo]

oh god, I've just had a react (hiya @drusy!)
to a pic of a slop from February that seems to have involved black spaghetti again!

feels like years ago, but nothing ever changes in jack world!

 

[kirkvanhouten]

LET THERE BE JUSTICE FOR THE FREEZER FISH!!!!

 

[StringyMango]

@Pocahontas Thank you for the new thread. Looking forward to the Worm Moon weekend

 

[Anonymous One]

Has she gone viral yet?

 

[_blank_]

Has she gone viral yet?

Not yet, but the pineapple upside down chicken did.
Sorry, couldn’t help myself,

 

[Vanelope]

Not yet, but the pineapple upside down chicken did.
Sorry, couldn’t help myself,

Bacterial at least

 

[kachoochoo]

anyway, I'm not sure if these other tweets have been preserved for posterity. other "wholesome" accounts that jack has, of course, completed mate

 

[Vroo]

Thank you @Pocahontas
Looking forward to the incoming worm moon chaos

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

anyway, I'm not sure if these other tweets have been preserved for posterity. other "wholesome" accounts that jack has, of course, completed mate

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"A very good human, her partner and their most excellent family of characterful sled dogs. they've just had puppies too." Who wrote this? Fuckin MUSH the duck off, you saccharine gobshite.

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Gosh you fraus inappropriate books are almost wholesome to me, considering the ones passed around in my first year at secondary were the Exorcist and Deep Throat by Linda Lovelace (covered in wallpaper as I recall). My mate got caught with that one as she had hidden it down the side of her bed & her mum was changing the sheets! This was 1976 though, we'd all seen the Joy of Sex with the black & white drawings of the beardy guy & his wife's hairy muff

I did try to spoiler that, awfully sorry!

 

[kachoochoo]

gardeners' world time. I hope horticulture jack has got herself nicely settled on one of the katie hopkins financed sofas with a big mug of slow cooker tea for some good old fashioned wholesome viewing

 

[Shawads]

anyway, I'm not sure if these other tweets have been preserved for posterity. other "wholesome" accounts that jack has, of course, completed mate

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She literally knows EVERYONE on twitter. No wonder she gets nothing done

 

[Orphan_Black]

She literally knows EVERYONE on twitter. No wonder she gets nothing done

You'll actually find she is the master of everything, she can do everything, be anyone, we can only bask in her emerald glowing aura.

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

"A very good human, her partner and their most excellent family of characterful sled dogs. they've just had puppies too." Who wrote this? Fuckin MUSH the duck off, you saccharine gobshite.

That literally sounds like Jack herself wrote it, she’s found her soul Squig there

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Definitely seems like she might actually, for once, be BUSY with something. But what? Bring on the slop! (Shouted that to myself like bring on the wall). Typical 'engagement' type tweets incase Twitter forgets about her existence.

 

[Orphan_Black]

That literally sounds like Jack herself wrote it, she’s found her soul Squig there

If you look at the discussion pages made by the wiki contributors, a lot of their criticism on JM's page was about how she had filled it originally with self quotes and life stories. It then descends into confusion on her gender identity.

(I've been having a few sleepless nights, yes, I've filled some of that time snooping about )

 

[Flibbertigibbet]

That literally sounds like Jack herself wrote it, she’s found her soul Squig there

"most excellent" and "characterful" - is Jack going American again? Mom Jack was not a great success the last time.