Well, it’s that time of year again. Just call me JustHereForTheJingles
To be sang to the tune of Fairytale of New York (a place the Minghams will never see again)
Special credit to
@Porkiepies for a certain line/inspiration (I mean, not as much of an inspiration as Sarah obviously)
They’ve got fake marble floors,
They’ve got pylons galore,
But their voice goes right through you
And their vlogs are a bore
When they first opened gifts on that one Christmas Day,
Who knew of the shit storm a coming their way?
He was greasy,
She was grubby,
Free cake down the pubby.
When the #gifted trips came in they grabbed out for more.
Brand deals on the daily.
Quick Snapchat to Hayley,
But the views kept on coming and fans did adore
Then the creep of the Ingham Family brand said ‘drop that towel’ young lass,
And the brands and sponsors dropped them on their ass.
They lost deals,
They lost ads,
No more ‘skates’ with the ‘lads’.
And they doxxed and they groomed while Steve read the chat rooms.
The scum bag the maggot in her cheap lousy jacket
Put the perv and the vids
Above saving her kids.
Now the unwashed Inghams travel round in a cramped old van
We still can’t believe no victim was a man.
Have a lovely Christmas everyone. Thanks for the laughs. Here’s to more to come