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Thechubbymoaner
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Not a tear in sight, her eyes are drier than my fanny at the thought of shagging keet
brandambassador
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Only too happy to share but don’t want to piss anyone off
Meds are started by the surrogate for round 1, we are 3-4 days away from transfer of embryo no 1 round 1. All scans and bloods ok the last week, surrogate responding well to meds no OHSS or issues. We are in regular chats on WhatsApp etc. a scan Wednesday will decide transfer either Thursday Friday or Monday if any issues. Lads it is nerve wrecking every day afraid of a message to say ‘cancelled round’ etc. once transferred we would have a 2 week wait to test/bloods so you’re talking early-mid Dec before we know and even if it’s a yes/positive we would have to get to a safe 12-14 weeks before we would tell family/friends- it’s just so risky but precious that I wouldn’t do a burp and tell everyone the minute our surrogate has pissed on the stick. But so far all going well, praying every day and holding on to hope that even if this round isn’t the one, we have our surrogate, clinic and plan so someday a round will work. Thank you for asking xxx
Get off my chest
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You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better watch out I'm tellin you why...
Sarah Burke is comin to town.
We see the shite she's eating.
We know she is a fake.
She wants us to buy Dylan yokes.
And 'just be' for goodness sake.
Oh! You better watch out.
Here she comes with a cry.
Not a tear in sight , I'm tellin you why....
Sarah Burkes a pain in the hole.
Merry Christmas everybody
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Dear diary,
It's been a while but I have so much news to tell you. After building a one womanbodadoe empire I have decided to step down from Slimming world. I have done and achieved so much and I am so proud of myself for becoming such an inspiring momtrepreneur. I am leaving with my head held high even though HQ gave me a bollocking and said "Sarah Burke you have been off plan more times than you have been on it and for the love of Jesus woman bodadoes are not free" but not in a nasty way xoxo
I said to Keet there now , well I didn't cos he is not here and is staying with Majella . I think it was the bodice that made him go back. Anyway, we are taking some time to just be .....single andthats absofuckinglutly not what I want and have some date days. I treated him to a spa day cos I am a strong co-dependant independent woman and women can organise date days too. It was beadifuuuulll and we were so relaxed after it. Keet said to me there now , he said "Sarah , it would be better for you if you got in and did a few laps of the pool and shifting a few lbs than sitting on your arse" but not in a nasty way and then we laughed and laughed . Didn't we ? We did 
I have been back recorded ads and talking to the camera. I lost the run of myself and was flat out with ads and forgot I was supposed to be sad. I came on a did a few sniffing crying videos and pouted my lip. I have seen my nieces and nephews do it and they alway get what they want so I am hoping it will make Keet come back
Going to get up there now and sort out my Rapunzel, 2 euro shop, hair , stick on my Penny's waffle pj's and put a power blazer on over it and be 100% off plan for the day.
Chat soon diary xoxo
It's been a while but I have so much news to tell you. After building a one woman
I said to Keet there now , well I didn't cos he is not here and is staying with Majella . I think it was the bodice that made him go back. Anyway, we are taking some time to just be .....single and
I have been back recorded ads and talking to the camera. I lost the run of myself and was flat out with ads and forgot I was supposed to be sad. I came on a did a few sniffing crying videos and pouted my lip. I have seen my nieces and nephews do it and they alway get what they want so I am hoping it will make Keet come back
Going to get up there now and sort out my Rapunzel, 2 euro shop, hair , stick on my Penny's waffle pj's and put a power blazer on over it and be 100% off plan for the day.
Chat soon diary xoxo
brandambassador
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A lot of lies
first she was voice noting a friend, then the friend was actually there as she was showing her a dress…
Then a random woman who knew she was pregnant (assuming from online) asked her when was she due? No woman in this day and age carries on like that and if that woman knew you enough to know you were pregnant Sarah then she (along with the rest of the world) knows the update too.
Also- you’re waiting on a CT? Ok and you postponed it because you were pregnant? And you’re telling us Luke is also due a hospital appointment and the DOCTOR rang you? Read YOUR notes before calling you about an appointment for Luke and congratulated you on your pregnancy? This guy has no secretary he just makes the calls? Funny cos it’s usually a radiologist that does CTs. So is Luke due a CT because we would have heard all about this from you Dr Burke. Why would they read your file when ringing you about Luke and unprofessionally bring up your private medical info??? Sounds like the 99 cysts story
SOMEONE is home alone in the evenings and trying to cry into the phone to lure Keith back to the house.
LegallyBlonde1
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Jeez that Dr is some man for one man, he deals with CT Scans, Paediatric Appointments and also works in the Hospital Booking Section, ringing patients about appointments.....he's almost as hardworking as Burps herself
Wheretonext
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Maybe the dr seen her stories about her generous gifts to Drs and Nurses and fancied a pair of cufflinks!!
I am still here, I am just so embarrassed for her with her antics I cannot comment!
The whole area is disgusted with her
ChrisInghamsBeanie
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Sonic takes your weight at the scales whilst Keet live tweets at you that you're a "fat fucker"
bananasplit88
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I thought she looked familiar.
Nodramaqueen
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Sarah suffers from a rare condition its called "NOTION SICKNESS 
She boils my blood!!! Me and my partner recently split up and tonight is the first night that our daughter is spending with him at his new place, the first night that I'm home alone. I've cried all day, the silence in the house is defeaning and my heart physically aches. At no point in the day did I think to reach for my phone and record myself to prove that I'm sad, fuck right off Sarah! I'm heartbroken because I actually love my child and spend time with her unlike her who pawns Luke off on everyone else. How is she OK with not being a good mother to him? I don't know why Keith even wanted to procreate with her when she doesn't take care of the one child that she has!
I got up at 5am
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Bigot shouldn’t even have been on his own in the room with Luke in the early stages let alone minding him and taking his dummy off him. The level of irresponsibility surrounding Luke makes me sick
I got up at 5am
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I cannot wait for the break up. The fall out is going to be insane. Putin & all will be running for cover 