Lily Pebbles #36 Lily Pebbles and the Sad Kidnapper's Cupboard

[zalk24]

 

[Helmi]

I decided to give her vlog a go, but I had to turn it off after 2 minutes when she said that she cannot go anywhere because Rich has the car that they share.

Seriously – f**k you, Lily. Can you imagine how many families would be happy to own a car, a Tesla no less? She lives in London, for Christ's sake! She could take the tube and go anywhere in the city. It's not like she lives in the middle of nowhere with no public transport.

There's also a personal reason why I was so disgusted with that comment. I was diagnosed with epilepsy this year and had to hand in my driver's license to the police until my neurologist agrees that I am fit to drive again – which could take years. Luckily, I live in a relatively big city so I rely on public transport, cycling and walking. So hearing someone living in one of the biggest cities in Europe complain that she cannot go anywhere without a car makes me sick to my stomach.

P.S. Again she makes it sound like she and Rich are roommates or a separated couple going through a divorce, lmao.

 

[goldenblueberry]

Favourite comments of the flog so far

 

[dreamybutterfly]

Lily going to a beginner's tennis class when she is clearly not a beginner so she can be the best in the group, is probably the most Lily thing to do.

 

[Starttheline]

Gotta say, Grey's hair doesn't even look curly. Kind of wavy, at the most.

 

[Eileen_2019]

A comment on her vlog:
"Constructive Feedback: Don't slag off your husband on YouTube. Rich doesn't do this to you, if anything painting him in a bad light will only exasperate the situation."

Soooooo true! Hate how she always slags him off or humiliates him. So unpleasant.

 

[OrangeDuvet]

The real question is; did she FaceTime herself so she had two missed calls to include in her photo of her oh so busy schedule?

That was Rich calling from downstairs for some help with the kids, cooking, cleaning, etc..

 

[call.me.coco]

All I see is the girl from The Ring…yes a horror movie.

 

[PineappleQueen19]

Rich these days

 

[Foxyrin]

Nah she bought the peloton because all the insta huns we’re buying it. Now is too 2020, so she has given up

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this is Rich, you know after bed time lol.

This has given me a vision of Rich, furiously peddling away his torment and frustration by the light of the moon. Tears streaming down his tired little face.

 

[OrangeDuvet]

Actually agree with her on this. I've been using Instagram less and less lately and I've realised it's because I'm bored with all the random crap I'm not interested in that it throws at me every time I open it. I want to see what my friends are up to, not dozens and dozens of crafty reels.

However, I am enjoying Lily moaning about it, because I know what bothers her the most is that she's getting less exposure and engagement from her followers.

 

[Helmi]

I don't use toaster tongs, I just use my fingers. However, I usually bring the plate right next to the toaster so I do not have to run across the kitchen with a burning hot toast in my hand. How clever!

 

[Ugholhere]

I find it odd she’s sharing Rich’s personal health issues online especially after she said she keeps most things to herself in the very same vlog

 

[Stephanie_Lane]

Sent this to The Grove! I bet I won’t receive a reply

 

[ellwood]

She has a complex about curly hair and can’t stand the fact her daughter has blonde, easier to manage soft waves, so convinces herself it’s the same as her own hair. It isn’t.

 

[Foxyrin]

Think Lily needs to contact Teresa May for some dancing tips.

 

[roarke]

I feel like this is a new level of insanity. She’s affiliate linking someone else’s house?! GET A FUCKING JOB LILY.

 

[PineappleQueen19]

The arrogance! She wouldn’t last five minutes in a social media or marketing role

 

[OrangeDuvet]

My friend and I are so RaNdOm and qUiRkY, literal creative geniuses that no one can understand!
She's so embarrassing.

 

[PineappleQueen19]

Rich driving to the hotel