Lily Pebbles #36 Lily Pebbles and the Sad Kidnapper's Cupboard

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Are they trying to be Charlie's Angels? Failing.

That shirt does look awful.
I know it's linen so it's wrinkled, but the colour and the half-tuck makes it look like she grabbed an old pj top and left the house before she finished to properly dress herself. Certainly not something to wear to a work commitment.
 
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Oh my goodness Lily’s outfit!!

That shirt needs to be added to her beach throw on collection.

How could she think this would be suitable for an event?! She had no sense of style and is dressed like a woman!
 
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Oh my goodness Lily’s outfit!!

That shirt needs to be added to her beach throw on collection.

How could she think this would be suitable for an event?! She had no sense of style and is dressed like a woman!
The bunched up jean crotch doesn’t help matters either 😂
 
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One of the hunters on reality show Hunted has the same crooked smile and slight lisp as Anna has. I could never watch the show without thinking they might be related. (can't think of his name, can't find him on the Wiki pages either... so annoying.)
I know who you mean! The blonde ish guy with horse teeth. Soo annoying but I also find looking at him really fascinating, like mate you on national television, maybe go get your teeth fixed 😂

I know who you mean! The blonde ish guy with horse teeth. Soo annoying but I also find looking at him really fascinating, like mate you on national television, maybe go get your teeth fixed 😂
 

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What were your tattle inspired purchases??
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A Strathberry handbag is on its way and pretty much every device mentioned on the Beyond Skincare thread. Heheh. Joking but I do check it often and have bought a few devices (nuface and foreo ones) based on the experiences shared there. @Shutterbug99
 
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Here's an idea, if your kid is playing the keyboard for you and wants you to listen, why not just post to Instagram when she's finished...?
 
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Lily’s new ad-vlog

- moans about disciplinary morning and how her house is a stage, and how busy socialising she will be for next few weeks
- cheers up considerably when she went for her press trip to the AOS store and tried on clothes and that Beauty Pie pop up (Anna has her hair up in a bun- thats for another thread and they both acted giggly) kept spinning around to show us where the pop-up is and got herself disoriented, super pointless really.
- muses about the type of restaurant that Stix and Sushi is and how she usually prefers “grittier” places zzz She is so London and edgy.
- gets home and shows the beauty pie stuff (boring)
- up in the loft where she is in her happpy place and putting the laundry away and discussed how much happier she is after having gone out
- most infuriating part is when she talked abt how she like sports during school days, but didnt like competitive sports and how she is looking fwd to tennis classes because she knows she is good at it so she is competitive (wth? Like she contradicted herself in less than 10 seconds. She made it sound like she is a medium level player taking beginner classes so I wont be surprised if she is slightly better than people who are just starting out. What a twit)
- moans about wearing thongs under tights - who needs to wear thongs under tights? She can buy no show pants these days they are seamless and no wedgie issues. But she and Nana dunno anything so how to blame them.

The middle section / crotch is so unflattering?
I dont think she is doing a double denim but looks like.
 

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Here's an idea, if your kid is playing the keyboard for you and wants you to listen, why not just post to Instagram when she's finished...?
It's weird, when she says "I am listening" in the second after she gives an uncomfortable passive aggressive stare at her own kid!
 
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It's weird, when she says "I am listening" in the second after she gives an uncomfortable passive aggressive stare at her own kid!
She could have gone into her hallway to quickly film that bit, or out in the garden, or just waited a few minutes until Grey got bored of playing, or perhaps have filmed it last night... There was no need to have that bit in.
 
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Excuse me ligging on this thread but I thought I'd flag mention of LP over on the Jo Good (shady narc AKA @middleagedminx) thread, after her appearance on today's LP vlog. I can't seem to link to the exact post but it's #138

 
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She complains about having been up for hours, and having had to discipline, and that there have been tears and everyone is in a bad mood. Wow. OK. So, life with a toddler, then? But she keeps going on and on about how she thought she was going to be in a good mood, and now she's not, as she's sitting in her loft, with her breakfast.

She reads an angry text from Rich whilst filming? And has to share that he's angry? NIce. He's probably pissed off that she gets to have her breakfast in peace as he has to deal with a moody toddler and a baby, just because she has to chat to camera before a full day away from the family....

She loves Wimbledon because 'it's so English'?

The whole family will be at this festival today because her sister manages a band that plays there? Another freebie then?

And that is just the first 3 minutes of the vlog. Am already so annoyed, not sure if I can carry on watching...
 
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I don’t know why but her saying she loves tennis because it’s ‘so English’ gave me shivers… She strikes as someone that ‘has a black friend so can’t be racist’ 👀
 
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I don’t know why but her saying she loves tennis because it’s ‘so English’ gave me shivers… She strikes as someone that ‘has a black friend so can’t be racist’ 👀
She normally says 'British' I think, which is bad enough, but now the 'so English', just so ick-y.
 
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She normally says 'British' I think, which is bad enough, but now the 'so English', just so ick-y.
I think she just has such a limited vocabulary she can’t articulate any point clearly and ends up using words that don’t really mean anything (everything is clever, british, ending every word with ‘-y’ etc)
 
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Lily going to a beginner's tennis class when she is clearly not a beginner so she can be the best in the group, is probably the most Lily thing to do.
 
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I think she just has such a limited vocabulary she can’t articulate any point clearly and ends up using words that don’t really mean anything (everything is clever, british, ending every word with ‘-y’ etc)
I think you may be right as 5 more minutes in I’ve had more British this, British that and endless ‘-y’ words that simply don’t make sense!
 
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Can’t get over how she praises Covent Garden. Many years ago it used to be a fun and quirky place to visit, with random market stalls and independent shops. Now it’s a soulless luxury mall that looks like the duty free area in Heathrow Terminal 5. No wonder she loves it.
 
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