Congratulations to
@MunHun for our new thread title
(sorry I had to trim it slightly) and thanks to
@xyzcba Big Loz has
her own wiki page on here listing some of her more grotesque and maddening behaviour. Bravo
and thank you for your service.
She left her pit to go to a Covid rule breaking
gender reveal party and let off
environmentally damaging and unsafe for animals Chinese lanterns whilst wearing her several sizes too small real-fur coat (
what would PETA say? Turns out they
don’t give a fuck 
) whilst Oddbod sat in the corner comfort eating pizza.
She also photoshopped herself a
triangular head with an almost completely flat face which was most odd. 3 days later she was posting about a
factory farmed pig being let free in a field. Her hypocrisy levels have now cleared the stratosphere.
Her fanz are worried Oddbod is a
wife-beater a comment which doesn’t think needs addressing/ denying or deleting. She’s also been
writing herself messages again - noticeable as they follow her
own pattern of illiteracy - purporting to be from other up-the-duff yungels with no friends who are just misunderstood.
I absolutely loved this
haiku-esque number from
@Blowup80 which is still making me cackle to myself. I thought I’d apply the art form myself:
Her face looked so flat
As the lantern ascended
Photoshop fail Loz
She’s still taking her ‘helfy’ eatin’ seriously with lots of nutritious things like
sweets, a
spag bowl with peas and pasta possibly coated in butter
; and one of her now famous bangin’ shit inducing roast roasts with
enough potatoes for the population of Essex.
We were overdue another
set up pap-walk and she delivered in a stretched into next week blue polyester number with a suspicious stain on the side. Bewful babes, looking immaculate. Obvs photoshop and FaceApp were used in the production of these shots but
the reflection of her actual figure in a window was neglected. She also forgot her
trotters hands. Oops
. The bloated white skin reminds me of a corpse that got dredged up from a river in Silent Witness.
The lack of bump shots was brought up and as always ask and you shall receive - lounging in the
stinky “milk” and fake tan stained pit, and showing off her newly acquired
rickets 
We have clocked a number of secret squirrels
infiltrating the thread to spy, or lead the conversation in a certain direction - we had a
very not obvious code for highlighting them - I may or may not be an expert at this 🥸
@Katie8ee unearthed a
very interesting article about Big Loz saying that “parents should not go to work and leave (their child) with a nanny... no amount of money or career is worth leaving my baby with a stranger.” Given she has no career or money that may not be a problem for her, but how is baby Laulie going to be fed? Puréed Papa John’s and Desi Indian?
She really does think motherhood will all be a (set up) walk in the park dressed up like a
drag Queen impersonating Kim K. She’ll need to rethink the boots though
because this.
She promised a
‘wardrobe page’ for the clothes that no longer fit her, some would say they never did... She’s also made Oddbod get rid of his stuff which seems to just be slightly too small
shiny shiny tracksuits. Form an orderly queue people. Try not to brawl over the
scuba suit.
And please don’t forget our campaign to #freecharlie who may need
winching out of her flat. Thanks to
@Pom Bear for our
excellent poster.
Today I have a shit ton of paperwork to go through but shall be back later to see what's the happs. Missed your little scrunchie faces yesterday. 
Today is Ok Magazine preview day what delights are in store? Let me guess... Golf date, anixety, new demon cot.Sooooo boring, yesterday's DM comments were especially hilarious. 
Why not do something you know, so you have better chances of sucess
