Congratulations to @MunHun for our new thread title (sorry I had to trim it slightly) and thanks to @xyzcba Big Loz has her own wiki page on here listing some of her more grotesque and maddening behaviour. Bravo and thank you for your service.
She left her pit to go to a Covid rule breaking gender reveal party and let off environmentally damaging and unsafe for animals Chinese lanterns whilst wearing her several sizes too small real-fur coat (what would PETA say? Turns out they donāt give a fuck ) whilst Oddbod sat in the corner comfort eating pizza.
She also photoshopped herself a triangular head with an almost completely flat face which was most odd. 3 days later she was posting about a factory farmed pig being let free in a field. Her hypocrisy levels have now cleared the stratosphere.
Her fanz are worried Oddbod is a wife-beater, a comment which she doesnāt think needs addressing/ denying or deleting. Sheās also been writing herself messages again - noticeable as they follow her own pattern of illiteracy - purporting to be from other up-the-duff yungels with no friends who are just misunderstood.
I absolutely loved this haiku-esque number from @Blowup80 which is still making me cackle to myself. I thought Iād apply the art form myself:
Her face looked so flat
As the lantern ascended
Photoshop fail Loz
Sheās still taking her āhelfyā eatinā seriously with lots of nutritious things like sweets, a spag bowl with peas and pasta possibly coated in butter ; and one of her now famous banginā tit inducing roast roasts with enough potatoes for the population of Essex.
We were overdue another set up pap-walk and she delivered in a stretched-into-next-week blue polyester number with a suspicious stain on the side. Bewful babes, looking immaculate. Obvs photoshop and FaceApp were used in the production of these shots but the reflection of her actual figure in a window was neglected. She also forgot hertrotters hands. Oops . The bloated white skin reminds me of a corpse that got dredged up from a river in āSilent Witnessā.
The lack of bump shots was brought up and as always ask and you shall receive - lounging in the stinky āmilkā and fake tan stained pit, and showing off her newly acquired rickets
We have clocked a number of secret squirrels infiltrating the thread to spy, or lead the conversation in a certain direction - we had a very not obvious code for highlighting them - I may or may not be an expert at this š„ø
@Katie8ee unearthed a very interesting article about Big Loz saying that āparents should not go to work and leave (their child) with a nanny... no amount of money or career is worth leaving my baby with a stranger.ā Given she has no career or money that may not be a problem for her, but how is baby Laulie going to be fed? PurĆ©ed Papa Johnās and Desi Indian?
She really does think motherhood will all be a (set up) walk in the park dressed up like a drag Queen impersonating Kim K. Sheāll need to rethink the boots though because this.
She promised a āwardrobe pageā for the clothes that no longer fit her, some would say they never did... Sheās also made Oddbod get rid of his stuff which seems to just be slightly too small shiny shiny tracksuits. Form an orderly queue people. Try not to brawl over the scuba suit.
And please donāt forget our campaign to #freecharlie who may need winching out of her flat. Thanks to @Pom Bear for our excellent poster.
She left her pit to go to a Covid rule breaking gender reveal party and let off environmentally damaging and unsafe for animals Chinese lanterns whilst wearing her several sizes too small real-fur coat (what would PETA say? Turns out they donāt give a fuck ) whilst Oddbod sat in the corner comfort eating pizza.
She also photoshopped herself a triangular head with an almost completely flat face which was most odd. 3 days later she was posting about a factory farmed pig being let free in a field. Her hypocrisy levels have now cleared the stratosphere.
Her fanz are worried Oddbod is a wife-beater, a comment which she doesnāt think needs addressing/ denying or deleting. Sheās also been writing herself messages again - noticeable as they follow her own pattern of illiteracy - purporting to be from other up-the-duff yungels with no friends who are just misunderstood.
I absolutely loved this haiku-esque number from @Blowup80 which is still making me cackle to myself. I thought Iād apply the art form myself:
Her face looked so flat
As the lantern ascended
Photoshop fail Loz
Sheās still taking her āhelfyā eatinā seriously with lots of nutritious things like sweets, a spag bowl with peas and pasta possibly coated in butter ; and one of her now famous banginā tit inducing roast roasts with enough potatoes for the population of Essex.
We were overdue another set up pap-walk and she delivered in a stretched-into-next-week blue polyester number with a suspicious stain on the side. Bewful babes, looking immaculate. Obvs photoshop and FaceApp were used in the production of these shots but the reflection of her actual figure in a window was neglected. She also forgot her
The lack of bump shots was brought up and as always ask and you shall receive - lounging in the stinky āmilkā and fake tan stained pit, and showing off her newly acquired rickets
We have clocked a number of secret squirrels infiltrating the thread to spy, or lead the conversation in a certain direction - we had a very not obvious code for highlighting them - I may or may not be an expert at this š„ø
@Katie8ee unearthed a very interesting article about Big Loz saying that āparents should not go to work and leave (their child) with a nanny... no amount of money or career is worth leaving my baby with a stranger.ā Given she has no career or money that may not be a problem for her, but how is baby Laulie going to be fed? PurĆ©ed Papa Johnās and Desi Indian?
She really does think motherhood will all be a (set up) walk in the park dressed up like a drag Queen impersonating Kim K. Sheāll need to rethink the boots though because this.
She promised a āwardrobe pageā for the clothes that no longer fit her, some would say they never did... Sheās also made Oddbod get rid of his stuff which seems to just be slightly too small shiny shiny tracksuits. Form an orderly queue people. Try not to brawl over the scuba suit.
And please donāt forget our campaign to #freecharlie who may need winching out of her flat. Thanks to @Pom Bear for our excellent poster.
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