Lauren Goodger #24 Clunge and Plunge sitting in a tree B . E . G . G . I . N . G

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Re the two tone effect "dress", this is how it's supposed to look


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How on earth did it end up looking like it does on Lozza, Did she find it in a skip out the back of Dagenham Market after some stall holder had it hanging on a hanger for a year in the sunshine with the bottom half folded up behind it?
You found the dress!! Goodger really is a bad advertisement for any type of clothes isn’t she

How did you come across that gossip @minnietheminx? Can’t imagine her tat making much money given the state of her Depop: hardly anything added or sold in months.
Ok. Still learning here. What does tat mean.

I’m confused by the pregnancy. I’m guessing that she is pregnant and not showing. She probably announced it as soon as she found out making her around 3 months now. But, it wouldn’t be surprising if she is faking it. She’s been pictures without the bump and it hasn’t grown at all.
There were the infamous OK magazine videos. She was gigantic in those. 🤷‍♀️
I think she’s preggers. Unless I’m very naive. She wouldn’t lie to her sisters and family like this would she? She not really getting anything out of it. Free baby clothes 😂😂.
 
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Sorry I’m bored today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine that pair helping their daughter with her Homework? No wonder Lauren’s stepmom Julie was always focusing on education cos she seen the future and knew it looked bleak.
 
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Sex work isn’t irrelevant, social services will become involved if there is any risk (eg; child witnessing or being around anyone involved in pornography) sadly some bad bastards out there who do involve children! It only takes one person to raise a concern and a risk assessment has to be done!
I worded it wrong I think. I meant that in general it shouldn’t matter if you’re a sex worker and responsible but chances are SS will monitor you anyway whilst someone like a magistrate with a ‘respectable’ career probably gets ignored even if they’re high as a kite looking after their kids. In Lauren’s case, she worries me on all levels and not sure which is the worst. Her ‘pregacy’ OF sex work is certainly sick and risky but then I can see her neglecting the baby too whilst she’s glued to her phone (pan handle sticking out over cooker scenario). I also think her deep MH issues will be passed on in terms of beauty is skin deep etc. and that somehow bothers me almost as much
 
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Can you imagine that pair helping their daughter with her Homework? No wonder Lauren’s stepmom Julie was always focusing on education cos she seen the future and knew it looked bleak.
This 😮😮😮😮😮
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I worded it wrong I think. I meant that in general it shouldn’t matter if you’re a sex worker and responsible but chances are SS will monitor you anyway whilst someone like a magistrate with a ‘respectable’ career probably gets ignored even if they’re high as a kite looking after their kids. In Lauren’s case, she worries me on all levels and not sure which is the worst. Her ‘pregacy’ OF sex work is certainly sick and risky but then I can see her neglecting the baby too whilst she’s glued to her phone (pan handle sticking out over cooker scenario). I also think her deep MH issues will be passed on in terms of beauty is skin deep etc. and that somehow bothers me almost as much
Spot on, risks I identify are that she fick and easily led, she is prone to be groomed on OF for revealing baby pics, her thinking it’s innocent but groomer will be a child perv, 2 baby hearing Charles and his mates filming for OF, 3) baby in cot watching fat Loz on OF cos she’s that fick she will think baby won’t understand! 4) her obsession with herself will surely lead to baby neglect, we all know minute baby closes eyes it’s washing,cleaning,shopping online for food, quick shower, head down for an hour, but she will not like her phone time interrupted, she needs to face duck herself for hours a day!
 
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Is it me or can you actually see the filter and her actual jawline? It's all so 'bendy' around her chin? :alien:

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The last time she couldn’t pay a few month ago a bulk lot went on! 🤐🤐🤐
So maybe that’s why she cleaned out the house this weekend !! Skint again.

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Top left reflection of her doesn’t match up with the picture. She looks very wide in the reflection.

The same shape she was in OK mag
 
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That dress isn’t supposed to be two tone. It’s sun damaged.
 
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Filtered and Facetune to the max as per
That's never you Lozza - you have a huge square alien head you could put a tea tray on. Stop lying to yourself and your mirror and get a life for duck's sake. If you don't stop now you will be dead in 5 years.

So maybe that’s why she cleaned out the house this weekend !! Skint again.

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Top left reflection of her doesn’t match up with the picture. She looks very wide in the reflection.

The same shape she was in OK mag
Ooh bloody good spot that - wow - her and reflections never work well.
 
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I don’t understand how backgrid do this?! Surely they are breaking some kind of ethnical code of conduct/ false advertisement?? This needs to stop!
plus if I was an actual celeb and got papped looking rough as, and didn’t get to Facetune myself, I would be peeeeeeed off that this waster gets away with it!!
I don’t understand is there a way to report backgrid? It’s so unhealthy for young kids looking at this stuff. (Sorry sounds naive! I am sure it’s not that easy to just report them!)
 
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Lads! I am sat here munching my lunch (I know it's 4pm) in absolute hysterics. Had a lovely paddle and a nice hike up a wee hill was a lovely day and thank you for all the Scrunchie love ❤ I'm shattered now.

New photos are incredible! I called it a while ago that I'm pretty sure she can't wear shoes at the moment presumably her fat feet have swollen so much from all the excess fluid and these sliders have been the only footwear for weeks.

The blue dress is an absolute mess. One thing I find just bizarre is that Charlie is hardly ever in these photos. Today's selfie is also terrifying what color is her skin? She says she's filming stuff for Insta 😂 like what? For who?

Fantastic you have all gave me such a chuckle 👏💅❤💛💚💙💜

I don’t understand how backgrid do this?! Surely they are breaking some kind of ethnical code of conduct/ false advertisement?? This needs to stop!
plus if I was an actual celeb and got papped looking rough as, and didn’t get to Facetune myself, I would be peeeeeeed off that this waster gets away with it!!
I don’t understand is there a way to report backgrid? It’s so unhealthy for young kids looking at this stuff. (Sorry sounds naive! I am sure it’s not that easy to just report them!)
We have reported a bunch of this stuff to the press commission and basically they said if it still can be identified as her there is nothing to do. Backgrid is just a photographer it's Lauren that does the editing as confirmed by our resident pap.

Also welcome ❤
 
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