Old post: Yep. Wearing size M in the phone but size XXXXL in real life
They can be yours for Β£15The hack of them boots and how she wore them. Chavtastic!
Im irish we say this when we mean the absolute state of something. So applying the hack to Lauren would be βThe hack of that witchβ
Howling! Sheβs getting worse. Must be baby Brian!She should add...
I can't write...the end.
Looooooooooool xx
The fullstops are at the beginning of the sentences...lol x
In the phone. Because she lives in the phone!
I can feel a book coming on Pom....... CBA with Lozza ( I would put ABC but ya know, she'll get it all arse about face)She should add...
I can't write...the end.
Looooooooooool xx
The fullstops are at the beginning of the sentences...lol x
So for all you all asking should I do book?I can feel a book coming on Pom....... CBA with Lozza ( I would put ABC but ya know, she'll get it all arse about face)
Me and my ten hundred thousand invisible followers all want bookSo for all you all asking should I do book?
duck pregnancy for Dummies book. She needs the ABC for dummies book.I can feel a book coming on Pom....... CBA with Lozza ( I would put ABC but ya know, she'll get it all arse about face)
maybe thatβs what she wore when she said she climbed that mountain in Portugal that time.Just looked at her Depop. So if ya fancy a bit scuba diving and an itchy fadge you can get this delight for 12 quid!
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That explains where Chazbo caught Lozza, we've been wrong all this time π€ΏJust looked at her Depop. So if ya fancy a bit scuba diving and an itchy fadge you can get this delight for 12 quid!
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Results are in.So for all you all asking should I do book?
I thought that was Lauren with a vacuum pipe up Chaz's backside while his bending over xx.
Hahahaha. Canβt unsee that nowI thought that was Lauren with a vacuum pipe up Chaz's backside while his bending over xx.
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Looooool xxHahahaha. Canβt unsee that now
I like that...I make that tomorrow xxI can feel a book coming on Pom....... CBA with Lozza ( I would put ABC but ya know, she'll get it all arse about face)
Haha remember that time she pretended to climb that mountain. It was during one of her juicing phases I believe. The following week she posted a photo in England with a similar tale showing a view and saying she had been hiking. Someone on the DM pointed out to her that the view was actually a look out point and the photo had been taken from the car park of said look out point how can you be such a liar who lies constantly and still be utter tit at it!duck pregnancy for Dummies book. She needs the ABC for dummies book.
maybe thatβs what she wore when she said she climbed that mountain in Portugal that time.
She probably ate all the ingredients just didnβt have the energy to roast them. A quick soak in the deep fat fryer and down the hatch insteadOoh the anticipation. She is exhausted after going to a gender reveal party and going through clothes she had no energy to make her roast dinner. So it's on the menu tonight. So what did she eat if she had planned a roast?