keepingupwithkirstylea #18 Corporate job? Why be so shady? Girl, we all know you’re just the tea-lady.

[PotNoodleHead]

I want to know why they moved into Dan’s parents’ house and not him
Moving in with her parents. Did we ever get told why?

I think he's still breastfed. Wouldn't really work.

 

[Anti-influencer]

The way she writes captions reminds me so much of when you read a kids homework book where they’ve been asked to write what they did at the weekend

 

[BettyBeau]

The bag she never quite gets it right does she?!

When you have a wedding at 12 and bowling at 2

 

[Gobbylurker]

New thread suggestion: keepingupwithkirstylea #19: tummy patting, ego inflating, gym filming fixation; do you think you’re ever going to pass a probation?

 

[thepantsqueen]

I wonder if she’s discovered tattle…..

There was a point she couldn't stop banging on about it

She said she has a lawyer friend (who she tagged a lot) who would get the site shut down

That was peak comical Kirsty days

 

[BettyBeau]

The face you make when you spend all weekend with your boyfriend & he still hasn’t proposed

The face you make when you get a whiff off the crotch of the snag tights you have worn every day for a week

 

[Scottishmum]

I get secondhand embarrassment of a man and a woman in the mid 30’s buzzing their tits off doing a countdown to haven. Ffs. They don’t even have kids.

 

[Anon568]

She's lost her job again- she's no longer listed on the company's website. At least that explains why she's been so quiet!

 

[Its_Me]

That post with ‘I’m sharing my voucher with Daniel to get an engagement ring’

Oh Jesus Christ. I can see a post coming soon, saying “Me and Daniel have decided to get engaged, he hasn’t got my ring yet BUT that’s fine because every body is different and we like to do things our way because we are so similar and our birthdays are on the same day.”

 

[Jane Porcupine]

'No skipping meals'. Like skipping meals is what got her here.

 

[_blahblahblah_]

Your my best friend, my future husband & future baby daddy.

oh my god.

 

[NapQueenReturns]

Her whole existence is based around losing weight, albeit unsuccessfully. She is absolutely not happy being a plus size woman. Only lying to yourself, girl.

 

[NapQueenReturns]

Nans cold curry has made it to Slimming Hurled hahahahaha

 

[Shinyhappy]

How did I miss the ‘love the nhs’ chocolate sauce massacre first time round? Incredible scenes

 

[Santana100]

Imagine losing your job because you wanted to tell your insta followers what boohoo dress you was wearing and that you washed your face last night

 

[Shinyhappy]

Did she really have a personality before meeting him?

Tyre flippin and posing for daddy DeNiro

 

[Lifeislemons]

Here comes the sun playing on the most grey day the island has ever seen, without a hint of irony

 

[indigoipswich]

Theory- her and Dan have broken up. She usually goes from Chessington South station which goes to Waterloo, and today she’s outside Victoria, where would get to from her mum’s in Croydon.

 

[Shinyhappy]

Let’s calm down with the assumptions, she’s probably got cramp again

 

[NapQueenReturns]

“I went to Brit school”

And look how far that got you, you tosser.