VIDEO SUMMARY: MY FOLLOWERS GRILL MY BOYFRIEND + COOK ALONG AD
Helga walks into the shot with her Hello Fresh box.
Her top looks like it's made for a child.
Also, bald spot check.
She's got to open the box now. Cue the gurns as her stubby little ham slabs try to rip open the box of FOOOOOD
Tonight she's having a date night with Fiwl.
Hello Fresh has now started doing a brunch menu and date night specials, so she's got that.
She can't possibly empty this box by herself, so she yells to Fiwl to give her a hand.
Fiwl loves sourdough. He reads through the menu as Helga stands next to him, picking her nose. She must be hungry.
Oh, now Fiwl's doing it.
They're both dribbling over the menu. Fiwl giggles at Helga saying "you get a plum!"
Helga explains that she got Hello Fresh because she wanted to "cook more fings"
"More variety in our diet... a more BALANCE diet"
"There's so many things to pick from as well" she says as she picks her nose... again.
She likes to open the bags before she puts them away so she can see the FOOD.
She passes Fiwl a lemon to put away in the fruit bowl as she can't be arsed to lean over to put it in there herself.
Helga and Fiwl hash out their rehearsed "IT'S WELL GOOD" speech about the promo code she has.
"How much money do we save on shopping?" Helga asks. None, you don't save shit on your shopping since you're in the fucking supermarket buying even more shite every other fucking day.
Claims that she spends way too much money at the supermarket, and buys too much stuff and then ends up wasting so much food because they don't eat it. I don't believe that there's any waste by the looks of her waist.
Fiwl repeats his little speech about it being great value for money.
Fiwl was very sceptical over the portion sizes. He was really worried that he'd be really hungry, but he's pretty satisfied then adds "mostly"
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Helga claims that now they just go to the supermarket for "essentials" like milk and loo roll..... and sandwich filling. Ah yes, the super essential sandwich filling.
She's trying to advertise this box... yet she's down the other end of the room, there's a giant fucking box in the way of what she's looking at, and she keeps looking at Fiwl who keeps feeding her words to say. Great advert Helz.
"WOTS THAT FOR??? WOTS?? WOTS THAT??" asks Helga, holding up a plum
"That's the plum"
"A PLUM!!!!! PUT A PLUM UP YER BUM!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!!"
Helga remembers that she and Fiwl are having a date night, so she awkwardly strokes his face and rubs his chest
"I might have asked my followers to ask you some questions"
"LOL" says Fiwl, "That might be funny"
Another nose pick
She tells Fiwl to go have a shower because he's dirty... well yeah, you've just been wiping your snot all over him, stupid bint.
She thanks Fiwl for helping her unbox that. She couldn't have possibly done that herself.
She's rambling on about how this box has made her feel like a cook and how she's been a bit more "experimentive" in the kitchen.
She's now going to get changed and is going to reconvene later
Cut to later and ACTION!
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Scene: The kitchen. A lonely looking box is placed randomly in the centre of the floor.
Enter: Fiwl slides into the shot, his greasy looking hair slicked back.
He bends down, groaning like an old man into his chin mic as he picks up the box, his legs part as his slippers slide on the slippery floor. Fiwl can do chores unprompted.
Fiwl puts the box in the bin, as wipes his snotty nose. Fiwl can multitask.
And scene
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Fiwl is reading the recipe out loud to "himself"
Helga enters. Fiwl asks her where she's hidden the potatoes.
"WOT POTATOES?" Says Helga, shuffling her way into the shot
What the actual fuck is she wearing?
"are you ready to be grilled?"
Fiwl needs to wash his hands first.
Helga bargains with him, he'll do dinner and she'll do dessert
"and clear up" suggest Fiwl,
Helga looks horrified "AND CLEAR UP?!?!" she yells "WE'LL DO THAT TOGEVER!!!!" (aka Fiwl's going to do it while she sings and dances her way out of doing anything)
Q1. WHAT QUALITY ABOUT HELEN DO YOU LOVE THE MOST?
A: He loves that Helen is a bit mental. He loves that she's not a boring person. Always up for doing something or like exploring, or like adventures or like taking on a task or you're not like 'no, I just want to sit down and do nothing'.
Q2. IF HELEN WAS A CAR, WHAT CAR WOULD SHE BE?
A: Fiwl thinks this is SUCH A GOOD QUESTION!!!! A classic mini, cos she's small and kewl.
Q3. WHAT IS THE THING THAT BUGS YOU THE MOST ABOUT HELEN?
A: "Oh where do I start?" It bugs him when he walks straight in through the door after work, barely sat down, not even take his work boots off and she comes bounding up to him and wants to show him about 10 million things and tell him 10 million things, and just talks to him CONSTANTLY.
Helga doesn't like that, so she's going to butt in. "I'm sorry but when he comes home from work" Hold on she's going to reenact this... She runs in from the other room yelling high pitched "I'M HOME! HELLO DARLING! I'M HOME! I'M HOME!!!!"
She grabs his face, Fiwl says he doesn't do that. We've seen when he's come home from work many a time in her videos, we also know that he doesn't do that.
Fiwl continues on with the answer. "When I'm trying to do something, that's another thing, like look at cars or parts for cars or watch something or talk to someone and then Helen's always just in the background going "FIWL LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS! HEY FIWL!!!"
Q4. HEY FIWL, HOW GOOD IS HELEN IN BED?
Seriously someone asked this???
A: That's a very private question. He has no complaints, he'll leave it at that.
Q5. WHAT IS YOUR FAV KITCHEN GADGET?
A: A good sharp knife.
Q6. DID YOU GO TO UNI?
A. Yes. Sports development and physical education.
(Back on to the Helen themed Q's now)
Q7. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THOUGHT OF HELEN AFTER SEEING HER IN PERSON AND WHEN YOU FIRST SAW HER?
A: He thought she was very, very lovely and he'd like to see her again
Q8. WHAT'S YOUR FAV THING ABOUT HELEN'S PERSONALITY AND YOUR OWN?
A: Like he said before, she's outgoing and willing to explore. That's his fav part of his and her's personality. "It's a bit of a cop-out answer thought isn't it" (yup)
Q9. WHAT IS YOUR MUSIC TASTE LIKE?
A: Helen laughs at his music taste because it's quite "funny" he likes a bit of anything, but he absolutely loves the 00's and 90's hip-hop, r&b, UK garage. 00s, 90s, 80s American rap. He also likes Rage Against the Machine and Lit and Blink 182, and Turnover.
(Helen is swaying looking bored at this point)
He brings her into the convo by praising her for introducing him to some other types of music. She then sings the song which they sing together all the time but he can't remember the name of it.
Q10. A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF ME WERE.
A: Confident
Helen pulls a face.
"Easy to talk to, like genuine... I suppose?"
Helen grimaces
"Like didn't get any vibes you were trying to be something other than yourself"
Q11. OH OH OH WHAT'S MY GROSSEST HABIT?
A: Picking your nose.
"REALLY?!" Says Helga, "DO YOU NOT LIKE IT?"
He says that he can't really think of anything else that's gross that she does...... REALLY???
Helga has to tell him "I LOVE PICKING MY NOSE!!!!"
Q12. WHAT IS YOUR ALL-TIME FAV BREAKFAST FOOD?
A: I love a bagel
"BAGEL SHOP!!!!!!" Yells Helga.
Fiwl lists off a bunch of things that go with a bagel.
Helen has moved sides to be closer to the food.
Q13. WHEN DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAD FALLEN HEAD OVER HEELS FOR HER?
A: "Head over heels? Er... I dunno...."
"The moment you saw me" she laughs as Fiwl pushes her arm out the way
".....yeah.... the moment I saw you...."
Q14. DO YOU LOVE THE AIRFRYER AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE ME?
What the fuck is this question?
A: "I think YOU love the air fryer more than you love me"
Q15. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT VLOGGING?
A: "It's alright.... I suppose? I don't think I could do it.... or I would do it. But I don't mind being in it or being in the background. There's got to be a line where you know you kee your personal life... personal...."
Helga interrupts "yeah, but we talk about it though don't we?"
"Yeah... you're very good at like talking to me about how much I want to be involved"
Q16. WHICH ONE OF THE SAUSAGES DO YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH?
A. "Errr...." Helga decides to answer for him, it's DeeDee. They call her DeeDee Pig / piggy.
Q17. OH GOD... SOMEONE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO PROPOSE!!!!!!
A: Fiwl lets out a stream of saliva "pffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!! 2050"
Helga is shocked and squeaks "FIWL!!!!!!!!"
Q18. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND WHO SHARES SO MUCH OF THEIR LIFE ONLINE?
A. "er, it was definitely new to me.... I'd never experienced that before... but it's ok. I'm kinda used to it now, at the beginning it was a bit like... "Woah" like... this is not what I'm used to but like now I'm sorta used to it... I guess.... yeah." Fiwl goes back to reading the recipe.
Q19. WHAT WAS YOR FIRST CAR?
A: Peugeot 106 xn 1.1
Q20. WHAT'S YOUR LEAST FAVOURITE THING ABOUT ME?
A: When you put dirty dishes in the sink.
Helga quizzes him on if that's actually his least favourite thing about her.
Fiwl doesn't know, because he doesn't really think about things like that, to be honest. (I smell bullshit. Fiwl must have completely forgotten the reasons why he dramatically moved out of her house in the Autumn)
Helga decides to tell Fiwl her least favourite thing about him: he leaves his clothes on the floor.
Q21. WHAT DO WE HAVE IN COMMON?
A: Fiwl thinks they have loads in common, they're both "willing" to explore and travel and adventure.... go to new places, try new things, they both like food and both like to drink.
"yeah.... food, beer, travel....."
He also thinks that they have similar values and morals (I just spat my drink out at that, fucking MORALS)
They both have similar outlooks on life and similar understandings.
"Our anxieties and how we think about it!!!" chimes in Helga.
They both like video games, and both like movies, and nerdy series - Helga is making him watch Game of Thrones.
Q22. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIECE OF CLOTHING OF MINE?
A: He likes her dungerees.
"Do you?" Asks Helen.
"Yeah... they're cute."
Q23. WHEN MEN TAKE AGES TO REPLY, DOES THAT MEAN THEY AREN'T INTERESTED?
What the fuck are these questionssssssss.
A: "I'm gunna say no, it could mean anything...." basically it could mean that they're busy blah blah blah.
Helga complains that Fiwl always leaves her on read with her messages.
Q24. HOW ARE YOU FINDING BEING A YOUTUBE/INSTAGRAM HUSBAND? LOL!!!!!!
A: "okay... I guess.... I'm getting good at photography... I've had to learn that pretty fast."
Q25. DID YOU KNOW ME BEFORE WE STARTED DATING?
A: I knew OF you obviously... because I knew Matty (Maff) didn't I?
Helga laughs awkwardly then pulls a face to the camera
He didn't know much about her, didn't follow her on Instagram or watch her videos.
Helen looks grumpy at that comment.
Q26. IS HELEN AS MUCH FUN IN REAL LIFE AS SHE SEEMS ON YOUTUBE?
(WHO THE FUCK CARES?)
A: "Yeah most definitely, I'd say even MORE fun!!!!!"
Helga laughs loud, Fiwl mocks her by laughing super fucking loud in the chin mic.
She then asks him if he hates it when she screeches his name in high pitched "FIWL!!!!"
Fiwl says "yeah"
"Do you?!"
"Yeah, my mum doesn't even do that"
"I CAN'T HELP IT!!!!!!" You can Helga, you fucking can.
"Do you want me to stop doing it???"
Fiwl senses he's upset her "NO!!!! Don't worry about it!!!"
"I CAN'T HELP IT!" she whines.
LAST QUESTION!!!!!
Q27. SO, THEY'VE HEARD HOW I FELT ABOUT US MOVING IN SO QUICKLY DUE, TO LOCKDOWN, HOW HAVE YOU FELT ABOUT IT?
A: Fiwl says "It wasn't ideal... personally. I probably wouldn't have chosen to move in so quickly, but you know, given the circumstances we were in... it was a decision that we made we thought that it was the best scenario... or the best decision at the time... In case of like still seeing each other. And looking back now, I think it was still the best decision.... a hundred million times over because it was, you know, it was nice. because I still here and you know, I could still keep in contact with Helen, and we could you know do our daily exercise and take the dogs out together, and we could enjoy each other's company and it was hard at times you know like being around someone who I'd only known a few months, it was a lot of pressure and difficult at times but I think as it went on I felt more and more comfortable and still feel like it was the right thing to do, because yeah we had each other and going through something like that on your own would have been difficult"
He was living at home with his parents... it sounds like she used the fact she was "on her own" as a way to make him feel sorry for her and move in with her...
Him saying that it was the right thing to do made Helen react like this:
"I appreciate a lot of people did and you know, I feel for those people and it would have been really hard, but also like we went thought a hard time together..."
Helga interrupts and says that they managed to get through it and they're coping still it makes them stronger.
They say that they've got so much to look forward to when they go out as they've spent all their time inside.
Fiwl is looking forward to all those holidays, travelling and adventuring.
That's all the Q's done. Thank fuck.
Cut to later, Helga is in her depression duvet and is drooling over her dessert. She's got it down her chin - Fiwl points it out and laughs really loud at her
Fiwl says she's been eating all the chocolate. We know.
Helga looks out of it... her eyes keep going weird and she's slurring her words.
She stabs at her dessert with a spoon.
Goes on about her promo code, I forgot that this was a fucking AD. Fiwl corrects her and she yells in a mocking tone "OKAY YOU WANNA DO MY JOB DO YOU?" Great AD.