MindyLahiri
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Fil reminds me of Henry IV of France
Slightly OT but I’ve found it astounding this year how many people (like this one) genuinely believe they’re getting some kind of secret knowledge about vaccines that scientists are hiding from the general public. Like if it’s so top secret, how did you, an average person, gain access to it?Helen: I KNOW MY AUDIENCE HAS THE SAME INTERESTS AS ME!
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Nice audience you got there, Helen. Totally matches your interests about covid with your constant breaking of the rules, going on about how you loathe masks, how covid is to blame for everything and stating that "lockdown is bullshit"
No wonder she attracts so many of these anti mask, anti lock down, anti covid and anti vax idiots.![]()
VIDEO SUMMARY:
HAPPINESS LOOKS GREAT ON YOU | A DAY IN THE LIFE OF
Description: A lil simple happy day in the life.
Wasn't expecting her to upload today, but then what do we expect from Helga - Queen of say one thing, do another.
It's Monday.... so this was filmed a week ago.
Starts off by saying the last few days have been "delightfully nice"
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Rambles on about the sunshine and how it makes her feel nice and makes her feel hopeful and positive and good.
So because of that, she's decided to do a "classic style vlog" which means she's FINALLY ditched the weird HELGAVISION and chin mic and has gone back to holding the camera like a proper vlogger - HURRAH!!!
She really loves her fly on the wall and chin mic but she's going to hold us today because she's got a really nice day today of work and doing things like chores and errands. Sounds FUNZZZZ
She's taken the dogs out, and she's making breakfast, she's also sending some photos across to her manager to be approved.
She points out all of her new plants in the garden, she keeps pointing and going "here.... here..... here..... here..... here"
The number of rotten apples on the ground is insane... I worry about those poor dogs... She claims Dee eats everything - rotten fruit is toxic to dogs!!!
Fuck me, she's still pointing out where her new plants are sprouting "here..... here..... here...... here..... here..... there's not one here..... here....."
She gets distracted by another plant and then exclaims that PLANTS ARE MAGIC!!!! Just because her plant died off but is regrowing from the root.
The walk down the garden has worn her out, she's breathless.
In the office now, editing her QnA Fiwl video
She's now wailing into her microphone, recording a cover for her Reel
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She's now finished in the office and has packed the last of her poster orders
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This means another trip to the post office, but she also needs to go to the tip and go to the supermarket
Says that she did a limited run of her posters, 100 prints and sold them all in a week
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She bought a label printer, especially for the tubes.
Now she wants to sell more and moans about the fact that she has to take out ANOTHER licence with the artist. But she's going to put out more of the prints soon.
HER HAIRRRRRRRRRRR
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Adds another stop to her non-essential outing to multiple places, she's got no petrol so needs to get some.
"WHERE DID THE PETROL GO?" well you can't stay at home, love. It's gone on all those non-essential outings.
Rambles on about how she loves a trolley bag and her scan and go.
Rushes back inside to get another box to go to the recycling centre, and gets back in the car which stalls
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"WHYS ME CAR....?"
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"FLUSTERED!"
First stop: post office
Second stop: petrol
Third stop: Asda
"I know it's not essential but I found a disco ball planter"
She says went to the supermarket to stock up on snacks and mini ice creams.... ESSENTIAL.
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Fourth stop: the tip
Tells the story about the person who next to her in the car park complaining that she parked too close, apparently he said "can you park any closer?"
"I FORT TO MYSELF YOU CAN FIT A FUCKIN BUS FREW THAT GAP"
She says that she REALLY had the urge to drive out the space and park EVEN CLOSER to his car and yell at him "I CAN, SEE!"
What a bitch.
Moans about the queue to the tip being sooooo long.
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Wonders if she should just turn around and go home (spoiler: she doesn't)
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Sitting in the car is making her hungry so she's cracking open the snacks
Now we get to hear about the story of the lady in front of her getting out of her car and walking her recycling to the tip, but it's not her turn and opportunist Helga decides to just overtake her so when she gets back to her car she'll have to wait even longer now
"JUST WAIT LIKE THE REST OF US, DOLL. WAIT LIKE THE REST OF US!!!!!"
She's hungry again so might have another snack.
Back home now and screeching along to songs
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And her back must be perfectly fine now as she's throwing herself around in front of the camera
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"YOU KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT COCONUT MILK, MAN. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M HAVING A TAKEAWAY COFFEE WHEN I'M NOT HAVING A TAKEAWAY COFFEE" Helen not having a takeaway coffee is a fucking rarity.
Diane yawns and Helga screeches a mimicking yawn
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Fiwl's home. Helga's cooking dinner.
Helga gets a teapigs package, apparently, Fiwl loves the "honey bush and.... rooey bush" ones.
Cut to Helga making Fiwl a sandwich "I LOVE MAKING SANDWICHES!" yep, and you love eating them too.... watch out Fiwl, chomperz is about!
She complains about Fiwl being "DISGUS-TANG" for buttering his bread and having mayo.
She then quizzes him about using a plate when making a sandwich... FFS Helga, leave the boy to make his sandwich in peace.
Helga's mouth is watering at the sight of Fiwl's sandwich, she complains that she hasn't had any lunch today... only a packet of crisps.
Helen is thrilled with her non essential purchase "I CAN'T BELIEVE I MANAGED TO BUY THIS TODAY!"
She shoves her beak in it.
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"I WANT MORE NOW!" of course you do.
She's put the dogs to bed and she's getting ready for bed herself
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She whips off her top
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And knocks out her hair clip
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NEXT DAY.... Wait... next day? Uhm....This isn't really a day in the life then, is it Helga?
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Starting her day cleaning.... we've seen her do this in every single fucking vlog. We get it. You clean when the camera is recording.
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She's "EXCITED" about cleaning her office.
She's got therapy this afternoon and some content that she wants to create later too.
Cleaning done and now she's going to crack on with her to-do list, she randomly hits her desk...
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Cut to lunchtime. Cut to her yelling some song lyrics while shaking her arse.
She's got to pop to Dunelm, she's got to get some L shaped pillows because her back is terrible at the moment and poor baby can't sleep.
Back home now, and not only did she go to Dunelm, but she went to the pet store as it was next door. The essential dog item? Bow tie collars.
She tries out the pillows
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She also got herself a giant mat for the office.
She tells Dee "PLEASE DON'T PEE ON THIS"
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Dinner time
Bath time
Ice cream time
Bed time
Does some weird poses
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And that's it... a day in a life which turned into two days, during a strict national lockdown she managed to visit a minimum of 6 places in two days... and that's not counting the dog walks and possible (and oh so likely) Grace meetups.
Im so confused as to why she's uploaded Mondays vlog on a Sunday... And the title... Nothing of significance actually happened? She just went shopping a lot...
She does indeed suffer with SAD.It makes you wonder if Helen suffers with SAD? I get it and i just love when Spring arrives.