Helen Anderson #14 Drinks if the day ends in Y, Not an influencer but please buy, buy, buy

[tsuyu]

Slightly off topic I’m getting my vaccine next week (clinically vulnerable bc of a heart condition woo ) and I can’t wait to be protected from people like Helga and her antivax fans

 

[tsuyu]

so Helen shared this on her story.. in the last year out of that list she has...
Hugged a loved one
Went to restaurants right up until she literally couldn’t
Had a picnic in the park with Josie
I’m sure she went to a beer garden too while places were outside only
Met up with friends often and illegally
Went to London during tier 3 to get a hair cut
Went to the gym for workout classes even when they shouldn’t have Been open
Always wearing new outfits
Does Wales count as travelling abroad
And went to the beach a few times!

 

[luckyblue]

I think this cabinet under the tv would be nice without so much tat on it, but all I can see when I look at it is giant Charlotte tilbury packaging

 

[Lunamoon22]

Obviously breaking too many rules to upload her vlog

Helen Anderson #15 My saggy ear makes me look like a pirate and I love it.

 

[Emmapism]

You know she's gonna title her next vlog 'So we've got an announcement' or some other pregnancy click bait and it will be something boring like the divorce finally coming through or Helen finally getting that bogey out of her nose she's been digging around for for years

 

[ekl2000]

That vlog is going to age like a prawn sandwich in a hot car when they break up over summer.

also- take a shot every time phil says decision

 

[luckyblue]

Interesting how she didn’t write a word there about nervousness surrounding THE VIRUS when lockdown ends. My main anxiety about ending lockdown is whether or not the virus will actually be less of a problem, levels of vaccination, will it actually be safe to go clubbing when the clubs open, etc. But Helen doesn’t care about that.

 

[ekl2000]

I stand corrected!! She still looks suspiciously lanky here though

I think she majorly abused the aspect of the photo which can make you look skinnier/taller as it stretches the pic out. As illustrated here in the classic ‘Influencer With Huge Foot: 2020’

 

[ekl2000]

I’m so over getting excited for things and let down that I’m numb to this new announcement. Until it’s actually happening I just don’t have the energy left to get excited for it. Bleugh nothing.

 

[navybluewolf]

I think this cabinet under the tv would be nice without so much tat on it, but all I can see when I look at it is giant Charlotte tilbury packaging

I swear Gabby has the same one, and someone once said it looked like a golden arsehole and now that's all I can see.

 

[AB3]

Helen and these idiots are the Dunning-Kruger effect in real life. I can't even think of a word to describe them.

I can.

Cunts.

 

[Lunamoon22]

It's like her followers want her to fall and crack her head open... and influence others to do the same thing! Great job, molluscs

 

[AB3]

Ham Slabs?! I’m done

Shes got fingers like pigs tits

 

[Witchywoo92]

Wow Luna you need a medal for that summary! Eurgh her attitude towards mental health and especially medication feels so judgemental, I really hope everyone here is okay and doesn't feel too triggered by her video. I personally feel empowered being on my antidepressants, I'm taking steps to improving my mental health and I won't be made to feel like a failure because of hamhandshelen!

 

[PepsiCherry]

In my YouTube recommendations !!!! Thought it was Helens newest video

 

[Disneylifeonly]

Helen bought herself a ring put it on her ring finger and told Phil they were now engaged

 

[ELFILY]

I feel like this video should have been called ‘SEE, FIL DOES LIKE ME!’

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

£7.50 to watch Helga work out (poorly), sweat and act all zany! No thanks!

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Kat’s photo compared to Helen’s

 

[Tyla73]

If I was an influencer and got given a box of merchandise for my bezzie's favourite ever show I would totally pass it on to her. Helen gets endless free shit and she never seems to pass any of it on, either to people she knows or in giveaways. She cannot possibly use everything she has and her house isn't that big. She's never even seen Grey's Anatomy and it's Danni's favourite show and she's going to keep that sweatshirt. She's a horrible, horrible friend.

 

[tsuyu]

I love gallery walls but w o w thats ugly af