Isn't this what IT folk refer to as PICNIC? Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
for some reason this epitomises Helen for me 
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for some reason this epitomises Helen for me 
That kiss 
The way she pulls him into her...
The way he avoids her by looking down...
Her gesturing with her other hand after he doesn't get the hint...
Fil looking directly up, praying it's over quickly...
The lip smack noise
The instant pull away
She'll 100% put it in her REEL cos she has sex with him, y'know?
The way she pulls him into her...
The way he avoids her by looking down...
Her gesturing with her other hand after he doesn't get the hint...
Fil looking directly up, praying it's over quickly...
The lip smack noise
The instant pull away
She'll 100% put it in her REEL cos she has sex with him, y'know?
Does anyone else kiss their partner with their eyes wide open like that? I don't. If my boyfriend pulled away like that I would instantly know it was over. This is so so tragic.
I mean. As much as I'm pissed off at Helen, Phil is PUNCHING. It fucks me off so much that she's settling for him. As I've said before, I'm sure he's a nice guy, but they are not well suited. It grosses me out that he's sticking around and these awkward moments are pretty grim, let's be honest. Helen is an absolute prick, but she deserves better. Way better.That kiss
The way she pulls him into her...
The way he avoids her by looking down...
Her gesturing with her other hand after he doesn't get the hint...
Fil looking directly up, praying it's over quickly...
The lip smack noise
The instant pull away
She'll 100% put it in her REEL cos she has sex with him, y'know?
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Her butt or the counter? (Probably neither, let's be real)I highly doubt she cleaned it before or after either
FILuencer
so good.
I would be very worried if my mans made that face during a kissThat kiss
The way she pulls him into her...
The way he avoids her by looking down...
Her gesturing with her other hand after he doesn't get the hint...
Fil looking directly up, praying it's over quickly...
The lip smack noise
The instant pull away
She'll 100% put it in her REEL cos she has sex with him, y'know?
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"Is this lame what I'm doing?" Fil asks Helga in the saddest little voice.
Yes. Yes, it is Fil.
I am buckled
Yes. Yes, it is Fil.
I am buckled
Ahhhhhh that is PAINFUL to watch!!!
Nah, I think he just doesn't rate her.Im seeing alot of similarities between my autistic boyfriend and FIL and now im wondering if maybe FIL is on the spectrum
Helen would have mentioned if he was on the spectrum, she's so crass that she would have mentioned something about it in a really gross way by now.
Edit (would it really be a skvallertant post without an edit? I'm so sorry!) - I feel like him asking if what they're doing is lame is really insensitive. Like, it's Helen's job to do this tit
Also that "man bun" is broke af.
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Hello darkness my old friend...
Oh my god that kiss, SO painful!!! HOW can she watch that back and think that the way his body language is isn’t awkward as hell?!
The booze and crap diet is doing her no favours whatsoever. She’s SO BLOATED in the face and her skin is so dull. Absolutely happy for her if she’s fine with whatever size she is, but that bloated jowls look is a sign of someone who is really unwell.
@Lunamoon22 please can I steal one of your photos for my profile picture, the same way Helen steals aesthetics and personalities from the people she meets?
She also reminds me of Muriel from the Suite Life of Zack and Cody at times. The jowls, the red hair, the makeup...
The way she titles her videos triggers me so much 
'creating together' aka 'sit through the first 13 mins of me waddling about my life before forcing my boyfriend to become an influencer for the last 2 mins of the vlog'
'creating together' aka 'sit through the first 13 mins of me waddling about my life before forcing my boyfriend to become an influencer for the last 2 mins of the vlog'
I’m so glad you lot noticed THE kiss, that was so awkward. I cringed so hard I shivered!
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