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Katie Price #381 Katie Price the haggard old witch and JJ Slater the midget brew

Having been away for a week, I have only just caught up with reading here and on the KH thread.
Wow, did I pick a good time to be away 😆😆😆

However I'm not in any rush to start posting again.

The policing of what members are or are not allowed to post in either thread is WRONG.
The criticising other members for posting on both threads is WRONG.
The slagging off, laughing, calling people 2 faced is childish and WRONG.
The ordering members to not talk about things on either thread is WRONG.

I, for one, won't be told what or where to post by anyone except a Mod.
If you don't like what someone is saying use the ignore button.

Nobody is in charge here except the Mods. Some of you need reminding of that.
Some of the previous accusations of bullying, aggressiveness and general bitchiness are real, it's taken me time away from the thread to see that.

Apologies to anyone who has been made to feel that way in the past, and I include myself in this, I opened an account on here in 2021 and posted a couple of times, a member picked on my post out of the blue and made me feel uncomfortable so I stopped posting.

That's all folks :)
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Harry & Meghan #437 When life gives you lemons, make overpriced strawberry jam

There are no longer 42 jars left!!!!!!!




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Katie Price #381 Katie Price the haggard old witch and JJ Slater the midget brew

Wonder/wander who will get the job to be her chaperone tomorrow?
A selfie having some healthy drink on the train tomorrow?
What will she wear? I've just done jury service and some of the stuff the witnesses/defendant turned up in :oops:
How will she cope without her vape until the scheduled breaks?
How will her MH fair? Her ADHD, her peri-menopause, PTSD, bad memory?
Will she be able to avoid contempt of court?
Will her children all send messages of support that can be played on the big screen in court, before she starts singing A Whole New World.
How long before she blames everyone else for her money problems? Pete & Alex for court cases, brother Dan for not doing her accounts.
Will she still claim to be minted?
Will she tell the judge her house is safe and no one can take it from her?
Will she keep looking into the camera and fixing her hair and pouting her lips like on her lives?
Will she ask the judge if he knows who Jordan is/or Am I like you thought I would be/Or ask if you think she is prettier than her pap pictures.
Will she shout her answers?
Will she claim she can't stand because of her poorly feet?

Honestly, my questions could go on for hours.
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Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #240 Former Actress, Former Client, Former Wife

Thread title suggestion:
Bianca and Ioan explore Seattle while Alice keeps refreshing tattle
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Goodman Sisters #73 Kyle categorically did not invite Lauryn, or any member of her family, to the Euros J

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So they communicated via Snapchat…tell me you’re a dirty side piece without telling me you’re a dirty side piece
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Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

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I'm thinking of opening an Etsy shop and selling postcards of my drawings of grifters. I really have an exceptional talent and I deserve to be rewarded for it
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Katie Price #381 Katie Price the haggard old witch and JJ Slater the midget brew

Could also be a lot of press & public interest.
Good sign that it’s the only hearing in that courtroom all day so it could go on for hours. If it is a PE and she fails to attend a warrant can be issued for her arrest. She wouldn’t save herself of anything though as she would be hauled up before the court to answer the same questions anyway. My feeling is this hearing will be all about her first bankruptcy and shenanigans after that but a Trustee would obviously also want to cover her earnings after that bankruptcy which is the basis of her tax assessments for her second. As it’s on oath she could drop herself right in it and either be perjuring herself or providing evidence for her own prosecution! Just touching on any MH excuses she may give/has given. If she has/does any good judge would want to know what it is about her MH that has made it impossible for her to deal with her affairs with the Trustee up to now? They won’t accept generic twaddle it would need to be specific backed up by qualified MH professionals. If she thinks she can swan into court and give blasé vague answers saying pretty much nothing or just repeating the same thing I think she might be in for a shock. This PE has been in the planning by the Trustee for months. He will have sent her letter after letter setting out exactly the information she should have been providing which she has presumably ignored. Even I am hopeful for tomorrow. Looks like judge Mullen is a very experienced Insolvency Judge. Who was the judge last time?
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Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

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Goodman Sisters #73 Kyle categorically did not invite Lauryn, or any member of her family, to the Euros J

Lauryn Goodman “ a long loving relationship “

kyle walker “ I wanted to curl up and die “

💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m creased
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Goodman Sisters #73 Kyle categorically did not invite Lauryn, or any member of her family, to the Euros J

She sold the name story, this is their retaliation.

They’re saying that Lauren asked Kyle to hide money in a trust fund for her which would mean Annie would get less during the divorce. And they would have more money for when they’re “together” (in her dream land)

Weird request from a woman who didn’t think he was married.

I think what happened was Lauren was asking Kyle to divorce Annie. He was scared and didn’t know what to say, so kept saying I can’t as she’ll get half of everything ect.

Lauren then hatched this plan to get Kyle to leave Annie.

Them kind of demands are scary. She is a very calculated and evil individual and was so desperate to cause Annie pain.
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Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

Title by @nothanksbabes, suggested by @MaineCoonMama. You win a month's Netflix subscription so you can watch Baby Reindeer, which has nothing at all to do with guest's latest escapades.

Recap: Guess who's back, back again! Guest is back, tell a friend!

She went away because she was hacked by a stalker. Not just her Patreon but also her website, PayPal, all her social media accounts, and more! She lost everything including thousands of pounds, millions of followers, and her entire career. But she's back, slowly standing up on her calloused feet, unsure what the road ahead looks like. She's threatened more slops; but still no word on the VBI. Maybe it was stolen in the hacking? The team that she was watching over like a mother hen sadly can't help because she no longer has a team of any description, she's all on her own in the Bungamansion with Coopsie and Content Lou (FKA just Content.)

Don't speculate as to who the stalker is, it's not the squig who's already WARNED her not to say anything potentially libellous. She won't divulge the perpetrator's identity because she just wants peace. And just wants to dance. And just wants to cook beans. She's a humble Z-list bean blogger, despite not having done any blogging in at least two years.

Molto (spazio) grazie! Wiki up on pink button.
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Katie Price #381 Katie Price the haggard old witch and JJ Slater the midget brew

Are we all in court tomorrow for our bankruptcies too? 🤪
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Katie Hayes #206 Not a Berry good mum

I’m also a geek Truff, and this took me less than 2 mins to analyse the data in Excel 🤓 This is the reason I’d rather spend my dinner money on decent make-up and not Collection shite or other cheap “dupes”.
On the left is all 53 ingredients in CT Wonderglow primer, and on the right is the 38 ingredients in Collection’s glow primer. Only 12 ingredients are the same, so it’s absolutely not a dupe for CT.
Fruit and flower oils for my skin, or synthetic beeswax? 😆


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Harry & Meghan #437 When life gives you lemons, make overpriced strawberry jam

She really means business with this jam............................

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Jack Monroe #570 Delusions of Relevance

I don't mean to show off or anything, but MY drawing of Jack is so much better and more realistic ( it's my profile pic).
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Katie Price #381 Katie Price the haggard old witch and JJ Slater the midget brew

OK, I knew something 'big' was going on here🤔
I've been onto Tesco's online, sainsbury's and ocado and they all have an 'Out of stock' message on the Kylie wine🤣
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Jack Monroe #569 #YoullNeverWorkAgain

Imagine innocently asking a published food writer for a recipe and receiving a reply heavily implying they'd been suicidal. What kind of arsehole thinks it's appropriate to trauma dump on a stranger like that?! And from their professional account in response to a question about their work? It's ghoulish.
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Katie Price #381 Katie Price the haggard old witch and JJ Slater the midget brew

This is the first Bankruptcy -

Insolvency and Companies Court Judge Mullen
10:30amThe Rolls Building, court 12Bankruptcy applicationBR-2019-001040Katrina Amy Alexandra Alexis Price
The only case listed for court 12 tomorrow.
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Goodman Sisters #73 Kyle categorically did not invite Lauryn, or any member of her family, to the Euros J

Katie Hayes #206 Not a Berry good mum

Hey trolls

Well done to @spookydooky for the winning thread title. After what we have been seeing recently, this thread title says it all!

Just gonna do us all a quick recap of the last thread seeing as our truffle tits is in her Taylor Swift era, so we're going to be doing a round up on all her latest eras together ❤

CONTENT BABY ERA 💫
Now, whether we where saying it or we where thinking it, I'd say we've been proven right here and this baby was born purely for Instagram. There seems to be a lack of connection between Kate and the baby, displayed multiple times on the last thread by her slap dash ways of caring for her
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And can i just answer this troll here ...
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@Dougiedolls we got it wrong! Tradesmen, nail techs, the chimney sweep and the goldfish next door can all hold Berry. What Kate clearly meant was SHE would not be holding her anymore

Play time is spent on the edge of the kitchen counter and feeding time is spent anywhere other than her mother's arms

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And let's not forget, this is the baby who has been in and out of hospital for 'days' at a time on all kinds of machines 🥹 I do believe it was touch and go at one point but Paramedic John appeared from nowhere as swiftly (but not as deadly) as one of Truffs farts and saved the day. Well done that man 👏
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And mere days after Berry being discharged from hospital yet again, here she is desperately trying to feed while her dumb fuck of a mother chats shit into her phone about all the plans she has for herself because clearly the baby content isn't working with her being the 2nd baby and people just not giving a shit. We are just not seeing a connection. No bonding, no touch, no eye contact. I mean, nothing says you're regretting your life choices quite like a pissed up review of baby items 🫠
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The fact that during this reel it is broad daylight and she is in charge of 2 young children whilst not being able to string a sentence together (even more than usual), gurning and slurring her words... Like, are you OK Truff? I'd either lay off the prosecco or go get your meds looked at because this is concerning!

MUNCHAUSEN ERA 💫

So Dee Dee Blanchard went with the baby to see the GP and during 5 minute consultation was instructed to give up the breastfeeding she never did and just said she did for content by an actual medical professional. What we think has really happened, is Daisy the cow has just said that because she's fed up of whipping her clothes off and burying the baby's head in her stinking arm pit for pics for the gram 💫
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Now she's jumped on the CMPA train despite her child not having the symptoms of a milk allergy. The poor thing is just trying her best to survive in a house full of thick twats with not a brain cell between them
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Sometimes social media can be really helpful as evidenced when some followers messaged her after watching a horrifying reel of her not even cleaning her baby's bottles correctly
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But rather than take it back to basics and get rid of all that gifted shite she uses to prepare bottles of formula, she's sticking with the allergy scenario. Even gone as far as booking a private allergy test (ordered a jarg one off some dodgy site on Google) that tests for allergies to citrus, egg, fish etc all for a kid who is 4 weeks old and only drinks bloody formula 🫣 but our super mum has to show that she is the best mum ever, much better than all us plebs who go down the route with dieticians and actual doctors
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But, us pessimistic trolls see all this allergy shit as drumming up interaction on her Instagram because she's constantly asking the advice of kimberley from skem yet is loathe to take the advice of the professionals... is that because what they're saying doesn't fit her agenda? 🤔
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And let's not forget the self diagnosed after 2 days PTSD .....
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So we are seeing some quite concerning behaviours all for her desperation to be validated by faceless strangers on the internet
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Well @bbbbbbb123 she'll jib the allergy thing off once a new fad comes along 🤞 let's hope the new craze involves being a hands on and present parent 🙏

GLOW UP ERA 💫

So in between all Baz's hospital admissions, 4 weeks post C section sees Kate acting like a total lunatic with multiple treatments. The most bizarre of them being a massage on her recently sliced and diced abdomen to manipulate fat cells or some shit. But it wasn't her tummy that grabbed our attention when pics where posted ......
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Some of us wondered where the excess fat could have gone...
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Our @Tomi2015 spotted her in the wild
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And our resident artist @Glittercandy12 gave the trolls what they needed
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She doesn't edit or filter anymore hunnays
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Who needs 2 hands anyway?
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Due to all this weight loss caused by some gunt slapping by some tit probably trained by Laceys, sexy time is now on the cards for her and little legs
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Trolls being understandably horrified and taking the pork joint off this Tuesdays menu
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We've also had mama June attending filler and botox appointments in between her crippling PTSD and emergency hospital admissions for the baby. At first she was a bit coy about what she'd had done and asked if we could guess
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Unfortunately not @Rothsey because surely a lobotomy would improve her spelling?
Also, the soft cunt went and had a medical grade facial mere days after botox and fillers when a lobotomy instead would have done wonders for the prick
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And let's not forget this absolute disaster of a jacket
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UTTER UTTER CRIME AGAINST FASHUN
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MOM OF 2 ERA 💫

Life has been crazy for the Von Trapps of Upton since the arrival of Baby Berry. But we're happy to see that inbetween all the medical emergencies, mommy glow ups and chatting shit to her phone, she still had time to book in a bullshit photoshoot 🥹
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Don't even get me started on how the idiot photographer obviously attending the same school of spelling as truff
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Considering Kate shares every single thing about her life, including dodgy reflective pictures like this .....
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As I was saying 🫣
We were surprised that there was no mention of where Olive will be going to school in September as the school places where given out just recently
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Maybe she's going to be attending somewhere more fitting... like somewhere to learn how to act like a normal human maybe?
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Or maybe she won't be attending in September because she'll be too busy playing with all the LOL toys that where initially offered out for another child to receive
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It was wholesome to see that even with a sick baby in tow, Kate still won't let Matt out of her sight. Wonder why?
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We did ponder why doormatt wasn't in the bullshit photo shoot with all his girls 🥹
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Despite all the raised eyebrows of us trolls....
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We where heartened to see that Kate is grateful for what she gave up
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But for the sake of transparency we do call on Chez who is 40 (likely 45 now) to come on and confirm that Kate gave away HER big salon
Thanks peps 😘

And that's the end of the eras tour my trolls. I'll be back soon for more disbelief and fuckery to report on
In the meantime I'm off to Laceys to learn how to carry out a brain transplant over the course of 8 hours (minus lunch and fag breaks) 👩‍⚕️
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