Podcast:
Starts off talking in a stupid voice
Said she had been up since 6 as she feels ill.
She's been watching MAFS and Redeye and as someone said earlier Red Eye and the digital tracking programme. She should be worried about tracking her messages etc!!!
She starts off by mentioning gym, that she had been to SFP for a roast on Sunday with JJ. On about wanting to run the marathon again, so watch this space (will be like her paramedic training) SFP talking about wanting to have a poo, KFP says PFP stinks when he goes to the toilet, SFP says KFP stinks when she goes. SFP answered the door to KP/JJ with "alright slags" JJ thinks SFP/KP are so alike.
Asked SFP is he different to what you thought! SFP said he was very gentle, he was fine, they watched football. JJ played with Albert and KP thought that was cute.
All off to the IOW for a country and folk festival. KP asks her if they all have to wear winklepickers? AFP didn't sound too keen when she told her she was coming to IOW with JJ.
PFP hasn't really met JJ despite staying in the motorhome still at the MM a few times a week. KFP says she walks around the house naked, they were watching MAFs and JJ said he wanted a cup of tea, he said to her to come down with him to make it, so she just put her moon boots on (wonder/wanding if that was to ensure she didn't step in any dog poo) PFP is outside with a touch doing something to the motorhome and KP says she doesn't care as he's seen all her boob jobs, she covers her boobs with a t-towel and goes to front door to tell him he can have a shower inside.
He prefers to stay in the motorhome than the MM.
AFP says PFP comes home now a lot happier, but then interferes in her space. Says she is still not driving. She likes having the motorhome there.
SFP talks about the poll about her front door, 24% of you fuckers hated it...
KP says that SFP doesn't share the podcast Instagram posts on her page....errr yes she does
KFP reckons SFP's house is like Victorian times, JJ says his nan has similar tastes in pictures etc. She likes her kitchen, but the floor is too fussy for her and says she hates it but she's done a good job. Country living vibe. SFP getting her sofas cleaned.
Talks about her featurewall, loves that it's modern, fire has taken ages to get to delivered. Big plug for them. She lets them make their own cups of tea.
On about her stomach being bloated and the pregnancy rumours, she's been taking apple cider vinegar and sea moss and the rejuvinate drink. Then diverts to her masterclasses, had to think where they were, but apparently everyone says she looks so different to the pictures in the press, press put up the worst pictures, apparently she looks prettier and better (then repeats that). Mentions having the skin boosters she got done at LAStudio. No sunbeds, later getting nails done, having short, french nails. She used to drag SFP about when she was young to the nail salons.
Harvey has a new keyboard, so she will be bombarded with songs, gets Kalelah's name wrong, then going on about some song Harvey is scared of..
She's going to see him next week as she has to fill out his ECHP form (statementing) the story about her not being able to afford his college is bullshit, then she calls it ACHP forms and said the Government pay for his schooling. "We've appealed it, so, we yeah...just sorting all that out, so after that I'll go and see him"
Chatted about the marathon, KP says to SFP can't believe how short your hair was back then, "you're still pretty" SFP says thanks!
Both thought they were fat back then.
KP says she looks massive now, she looks like a sausage and has bingo wings.
Now on to her life changing injuries when she broke her feet, 14 screws in her feet. So when she was at the gym, she managed to run 4/5 steps. Never underestimate the Pricey, she might train for the marathon...
Back to her bloatiness...someone messaged in to say KP could have peri-menopause. Now mentions Lynne, in the house with her has ordered all this menopause stuff, like drinks and bloatiness stuff, thinks it's called Menamouse or something... so she going to try and do it with her, let's everyone know she still is having her periods.
Listener questions...favourite horror film, too many to mention.
Would they have gone on MAFs if they weren't famous....KP said she auditioned to go on blind date, didn't get it as she was on P3. And she would of tried for Love Island.
Asked which podcast she has enjoyed going on...said Joe Broggs...means Baggs. Blaming her memory, Jamie Laing, Elizabeth Day and James English. Couldn't remember Saving Grace name. But her favourite is the KP show.
Life Advice with the Price, all a bit too boring now, SFP can't be arsed to get dolled up these days. KP bangs on about self care, nails & hair, seems that's her answer to everything. Now wants to do a pod on sex, how many times a week is best and the menopause and get a sex expert on and AFP.
Lynne walks in now, so KP asks her what the stuff is called for the Menapause? She replies Happy Mammouth.
SFP announces she needs to go and pee, while KP says she needs to go and take paracetamol as she doesn't feel well. Asks Lynne if we have eggs. SFP says she loves talking to Lynne about Brighton, as that's where she lives
Lastly goes on about men having hair transplants.