Girl don't act like you didn't spend the past year and a half travelling and meeting up with people when us peasants were isolating
Attachments
-
34.9 KB
Actually ignore that one, this might be better:name idea for thread #11
you can buy my book from the clearance shelf, but you’ll never be me because you don’t have the wealth
To me, Jade’s Oxford rejection shows that their system was working. I don’t mean that in a nasty way, but more that the fact she’s gone from wanting to study science at Oxford to a uni that doesn’t even offer science suggests that they picked up that she either wasn’t that enthusiastic or that her interest in science didn’t align with their course and teaching. I’m really surprised that she’s hasn’t realised that.The Oxbridge rejects I talked to and myself included more or less knew why they were rejected or could guess some of the reasons. She still seems to… not understand that? I wonder if that’s why she thinks there needs to be a lot of soul searching and the like, but again her experience just isn’t that representative of the average student
“Subjects like English Literature are essay based”. Truly groundbreaking. I wish I had her study guide back when I was in school. If only I’d known English Literature was essay based - there I was writing equations the whole time.View attachment 700355
This is from Chapter 3, I'm not sure if it's in the sample on Amazon and I found it on Twitter
The Mary Poppins like cheerfulness is tiring to read
~~~
Also, I know she's being very brief but I feel like the English lit help isn't that great and something a teacher would give you anyway. Plus, the writing part is normally fairly easy - it's the planning part and identification of devices most students seem to struggle with. Like, if you gave me this as an example I would end up in no better place than I really started
Never really focused on specifications, but it's something all teachers gave to us and focused on in everything we did. Her help here just falls awfully short
I’m so annoyed that she’s trying to associate herself with london when she literally went to a really well known, high acheieving school in MAIDENHEAD. I went to an inner city state school in london and I have a hard time believing Jade’s was anything like it. If she thinks staff turnover is the sign of an uninspiring learning environment she must be so much more sheltered than I thought. It really pisses me off when people try to exaggerate shit like that like why are you trying so hard to appear disadavantaged??? Just acknowledge your privilege, you are so much more transparent than you seem.I tried reading the sample of her book, and good lord... It continues the influencer vanity book trend of clearly being shoved onto shelves with no editor intervention, with punctuation errors as early as page 1.
But the ego on display is something else...
"I went to a state school just outside London where I felt very uncool for liking learning. I watched many of my peers give up before they even started and saw teachers come and go, sometimes leaving mid-way through the exam year. In other words, my school was hardly the peak of academia. But I’ve always cared a lot about learning and I decided early on that I was really going to try."
So Jade was more committed to academia than anyone at her school, including those deadbeat teachers, who had the sheer audacity to do something as irresponsible and flaky as to...get a new job part-way through the year? How dare those quitters not wait a whole year to change jobs for any number of reasons! They didn't even try, unlike Jade! Family issues? Work-related stress? The promise of better pay and a better home-life balance elsewhere? Pssh! Nothing but excuses for not being committed to the pursuit of knowledge and the prestige of academia.
I mean, the one thing I'll say is that Jade clearly didn't ghostwrite this shit; this book was clearly the product of her spoilt, deluded ego.
No one would make it to their Masters with already having great academic skills, especially since Masters are typically more research based that the 'rote' learning Jade seemingly pushes in the book.She didn't specify, just that he was planning to go there since his offer hasn't been confirmed yet.
I haven't watched one of Jade's videos in a long time, but another vomit inducing moment was around 9:50 of her latest vlog. She said she called a Waterstones in Swindon to ask if they had a copy of her book and apparently the store assistant just happened to say to her on the phone 'oh yeah it's a brilliant book, really helpful, good choice, it really helped me with my masters' I'm concerned for anyone who got something out of her terrible writing at a masters level
If you have to really force a double chin, that is not the 'motivational' message you think it is.She’s really spoiling us with the tattle profile pics opportunities…