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MissUnderstood

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She's a soft cunt, does she not realise people who work for Wetherspoons probably aren't Tories? I fully support local businesses but I also love a cheap drink and snack the week before payday so won't be boycotting it any time soon.
Wonder if she boycotts Next and Warburton's too as they are large Tory doners.
My first comment after months of lurking so please be kind! I love supporting local and independent businesses...BUT where I live in a small suburb of Manchester the local business owners are the ones driving round in Range Rovers, kids at private school and having holidays in the Caribbean 3 times a year (obviously pre-COVID). The people who work at the local Wetherspoons are the ones getting the bus, living from day to day and having a week in Rhyl in a caravan if they’re lucky! I’ve got absolutely nothing against people making a success of themselves but I don’t see a difference in lining a big corporations pockets or the local millionaire just because he owns an ‘independent’ gin bar! We’re not all world beaters, some of us just work at the checkout at massive corporations like Asda or behind the bar at Spoons. I don’t agree with big conglomerates having a monopoly on the market but we can’t deny that they employ a lot more people than the local hipster bar that charges ridiculous prices to have a burger served on a slate or wooden block (just put it on a bleeding plate!!) Neither of them are wrong but I’m not gonna boycott Wetherspoons under the guise of being a liberal or some misplaced morals, some of my mates feed their kids with their Sports Direct wage!
 
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Ladymuckd

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No neither do I tbh but poor little Cora has already been brought into the world so she needs to sort her fucking act out and be a mother, or let her Dad have custody, imo. I know we only see a snippet of people's lives online but with what we do see of her mothering I'd be gunning for full custody if I was Paul. It's total madness to me and that fridge nonsense was very telling. Even if the other six days of the week its full of fruits and veg why put that out on social media? Just off of what she posts online they'd have a field day in court with her.
Ive been a lurker on here for a long time but I’ve had to come on and give you the tea.

Paul has been telling people my friend who put up with his shit for over a year (the good looking one you all talk about) “threatened” his daughter while she slept and he had to call the police on her but he is now back following her on insta only a few months after said incident and liking her pictures. Great parenting skills, putting your child at potential risk to try get your leg over again. Wonder what Jeff has to say about that? Kid has no chance with parents like these.

Do yourself a favour get out of your ex wife’s house stop lying and actually be a good dad, not just for the internet. He is obsessed with this site and people on here writing about him so here you go greaseball Paul have a load of that you hairy winnet
 
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It’s really interesting to get info about this from someone whose in that industry ish!
I cannot express how frustrating it is not being able to spill more without giving away too much and committing career suicide. Wait until I'm big enough to not give a fuck anymore, then we'll have a tea party ☕🐸
 
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davidsdead

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Someone asked her what she was most looking forward to this summer and her answer was “dick”

Girl , you’re someone’s mother. Do you not stop and think for a second that impression people have of you is damaging for your child?
Your poor kid is in school. Other parents probably follow you and will be talking about you around their own children, before long the chats will be carried into the class room.
You seem to be revelling in having a bad rep? You’re pushing 40, it’s not sexy, it’s desperate and sad.

Does she not realise this is why she can’t find a decent fella???

acting like a slag isn’t empowering, it’s pathetic. You’re not Samantha Jones.
 
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"Ay Nicki, shoudda seen the shop today gerl, diaries and choccy bars flyin off the shelves, gonna celebrate with some cock me, cackle cackle"

"Aah that's great that is Jeff, gerron Ma Cureton and tell her to throw some celebratory sausages on the Yankee, I'll get me drainpipes on now".

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Howdyhi

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Just spoke to a mate who went past three times today (not on purpose she works there) and she said there wasn’t a soul in there each time. She said Liverpool was buzzin but the shop was dead. It’s weird, it’s as though people don’t wanna buy overpriced tat from Ali express?
 
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Yeh but I still wanna know more about Martin, Shirl 😂😂
To be fair, Martin is ripped as hell but about 5ft 4. His wife is fucking terrifying.

So how do these fake followers get added to accounts? Are they the ones that have Russian and Arabic names usually with a profile pic of a plant? Or where they have an English first name like Dave or Emily but surname will be completely foreign and will be a random glamour model pic? Does Insta recognise it and delete them? Girl I work with has gone from 800 to 5300 in a week and she also periodically goes private, each pic has about 60 likes. Really curious to how it all works.
So, you can buy them online two ways: you can buy a big bundle (the cheaper option), or you can pay for a service that drip feeds new followers to your account, which 9/10 times falls under the algorithm radar. The accounts are either one person operating with a software that can support thousands of fake accounts at once, or they're actual accounts owned by users, mainly Arabic and Eastern European, who get paid something like 2p per follow.

Instagram can't tell who's fake per se, but it monitors how many people interact with your account. Using mine for example, I have about 9k followers. I average 800-2000 likes per post, with anything from 50-150 comments. So, even though I haven't loads of followers, my content gets pushed heavily by insta because my engagement rate is high. If you've bought say, 100k followers, but you're only getting 100 likes per post with 5 or 6 comments, the algorithm knows what you're doing and shadow bans you. This means your content doesn't show on the discovery page, nor does it show in hashtag searches.

Even if you're not shadow banned, the other issue is that insta only shows your content to people who list your sort of page as an interest, or regularly click on posts similar to yours. So, let's say Jeff buys the real followers who are clicking for pennies, it's unlikely they list cunt mugs as an interest or regularly click on pics of hairy fanny pens. So insta shows her content to people with no interest in what she does, hence the drop in engagement.

There is a software that can detect the likelihood of false followers: my agent uses it on all of us, as do many big brands. If you've got a lot of fake followers, they might take a punt and throw you £50 and free product for the post, but ya girl Shirl doesn't post for anything less than £750 a pop. Buying followers is false economy and only works for major influencers like Kim K, who may have several million fake followers, but the hundreds of thousands of real ones drive enough traffic to insta for Zuckerberg to turn a blind eye.

Phew 😂
 
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TaylorMomsen

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SO DABS
was talking to my sister about tattle as she'd found it from an influencer she follows and didn't understand it - think she'd been on dodgy threads like Mrs hinch and Charlotte dawsy where the people on them are WILD

So I told her to join scousebird and khms threads and told her about us all emailing maricourt when Jeff said she was going to do a talk on bullying

WELL APPARENTLY, Jeff and lizzy Parr used to run a twitter account called maricourtprobs or something similar and one of the tweets was something along the lines of "remember when (my sisters full name) got bullied out of maricourt for being a slag"
Raging! The pair of screffs.
 
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The reason we come here is to vent, because bullies and con artists should be called out. It provides us with validation that there is good in the world and that other people also recognise these undesirable traits in these, well, undesirable characters.

Tattle isn't a bullying forum. I've always been open in that I first came here to check there wasn't a forum about me, not because I was paranoid, but because I wanted to check that in a working world where I've constantly got people kissing my arse and telling me I'm wonderful, that I've not gotten deluded and am rubbing people up the wrong way. I stayed on Tattle beyond that because it was great to see that it's not just me who thinks this, especially when she's ripped off several friends of mine.

The Jefflets can rave as much as they want, leave them to it. It's only a matter of time before they end up here, and I'll be ready to welcome them with open, dusty ass, arms.
 
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Bonmarche

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My fellow DAB's, I am Mike Hunt and I am BACK after been banned on here!! :) :)

Well my golly gosh what a few weeks it has been. Next door to ourselves the shop has OFFICIALLY opened!!! After carrying out market research we can confirm on average the shop has 5 customers a day, they are doing a rip-roaring trade!!!

I can also confirm that in her basement alongside the shower room, Mrs ISLEEPWITHANYONE has fitted a beautiful double bed, courtesy of Bensons for Beds and a glowing LED right light. She is now not only offering goods in her shop, but for £4.99 she is offering a special service to ALL men downstairs plus they also get a free scousebird 1998 diary.

I can also confirm after speaking to several high profile people that her daughter has seen her mother on average 3 hours per week over the last 8 weeks, each time she leaves her alone to play with her dolls that were purchased from Oxfam whilst her mother posts insta stories and leaves dirty sanitary towels on the floor.

I have missed you all so much

Much Love

Mike x
 
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gigi_93

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She does my head in y’know because I really did used to like her, even after she “revealed” herself, and I think I can pinpoint the change right when she got divorced. She did a complete 180 and turned into some absolute desperado part time ma and her content became absolutely abysmal. It’s like the divorce changed her.

Oh and I once held open a door for her and her mates and they barged in without even looking at me or saying thank you. So that didn’t help. Kip of all of them thinking they’re someone. The mean girls of Liverpool thinking everyone loves them when actually everyone hates them
 
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Well girls, it's National weekend! Let's celebrate by remembering the golden year of horse racing, when Jeff got "circle of sheeeowed" by the Daily Mail.
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I sent a picture of the shop to my good friend Craig Revel Horwood. He said it looks like "one of those temporary places that opens on the run up to Christmas and then disappears".
 
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LadyLC

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Imagine going on about how you’ve made a mil then showing off sneaking a miniature into a gig 🤡 She could spend all her dollar behind the bar, you know being as the entertainment industry is on its arse after this past year 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Howdyhi

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She’s getting the joiners in to build her coffee shop quicker because she’s realised that no one wants to shop in her overpriced house of tat after a year of being cooped in the house. Question, why on earth would you go to scousebird for coffee and gin when you could go to a bar or coffee house that specialises in their craft? Her shop looks like it’s marketed towards 11 year old girls but everything in the shop says cunt on it 😂 serious question, who is her demographic? Make it make sense Jeff.
 
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Good evening DABs old and new it’s time for thread 15 🥳

now I don’t think strictly speaking this was a thread suggestion but it had the most likes (22) and it’s so fucking apt... thanks to our girl Shirl @TheGhostofShirleyBallas yet again 🤣🤣 *chefs kiss*

@Beepbeepfiat500 do you fancy doing the TLDR again, the last one was hilarious 🤣🤣

let’s continue the battle of making up the best lies 🤣🤣🤣and get strapped in for another whirlwind of piss yellow hair, dodgy sleepovers in her ex’s ma’s (wtaf), the missing 4 year old and the disgusting mismatched underwear which I’m eternally thankful that in 2021 smelly vision isn’t a thing

xoxo
Oh girls, I'm thrilled to be on my second thread title, it's like winning the glitter ball trophy 🏆💃

I see Jeff claims she doesn't swing... HEY JEFF, SAY HI TO MARTIN FOR ME 👋👋👋
 
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Sk8rBoi

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Sorry Screff but you weren’t turning people away from your shop because you’d sold out of a fad hangover cure drink. In reality I imagine 1 person came in and asked “Hi is there any Inside Out drink I’ve seen you advertise available” and Screff replied *cackle cackle cackle, big gulp “Sorry we’re sold out *cackle but we sell cunt mugs hairy fanny pens, fuck the tor....wait where you going I’ve got scran and pink coffee that looks like watery nesquick, fancy a shower??? Come bacccck”
That’s how this went down and nobody will tell me otherwise.
 
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