Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[Tomi2015]

Oh

What in the 2012 is this outfit? She has the audacity to call herself a Scouse bird wearing that.
Shop is DEAAAAAAAAD

As Charlie Brown would say. GOOD GRIEF

 

[StormSolitaire]

That Moschino belt reminds me of the little brasses in school as they had bags with that lettering on, obvs not real Moschino but from Frocks or some other shite shop on the first floor of St Johns (not my beloved Storm obvs), the ‘posher’ kids would get their jarg ones from hols in Turkey or somewhere.

Nasty mid 90s school memories unlocked here I never knew I had

 

[Asevithankstome]

Spend £50 in the shop of shite and get a free miniature gin?? She has just gone on about spending £45 in Too Faced and you get a full size make-up pallette. Full sized v miniature. Speaks volumes about her commercial mindset.

 

[Tomi2015]

I can see Jeff stocking these

 

[SpiceWeasel]

The inside out drinks FYI. £4.80 from SB or £3.50 direct from the supplier.

Hate to be sort of sticking up for Jeff but it is a piss take when suppliers also retail items to the general public and don't set their wholesale price low enough so that businesses can make their mark up without being more expensive than the actual supplier selling direct. One of our competitors does it and it just does them no favours. I can't find anyone else selling them to compare her price with?! Having said that, Jeff does sell everything else at over inflated prices so it wouldn't surprise me if she was able to sell them for £3.50 but is trying to increase profit, don't know why I'm bothering writing this tbh

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Girls, has anyone heard from @Beepbeepfiat500 ? I'm worried NMH has found her.

 

[Esteelouder]

I think Jeff would do better if she applied the lipstick to her lips instead of the outside of her lips... just an idea hun *blows a kiss*

There’s clearly not one customer in the shop. She keeps filming Williamson square.... I don’t think people drinking in the Shakespeare are gonna come in for a ‘Prosecco slag’ key ring Jeff.

 

[SpiceWeasel]

Girls, has anyone heard from @Beepbeepfiat500 ? I'm worried NMH has found her. View attachment 525885

No I was wondering same, hope you're ok Beep!!

 

[Asevithankstome]

Went past it, wouldn’t dream of going in, like

 

[Sk8rBoi]

Why has she switched to a full on face visor by the way, not even anything on it declaring her love for Corbyn or bleeping the tories/whetherspoons that she’ll be able to sell.....u ok hun?

 

[Asevithankstome]

So everyone can see who it is talking into the phone. Now that everywhere is opening up and areas are busy she wants maximum exposure

 

[B4M81]

Went past it, wouldn’t dream of going in, like

Hah I saw that comment and thought the same thing, yeah it looked so boss that I just walked past...

I translated this as “guess what is the only item that sold in my shop today”

 

[Scousebird0924]

So busy she’s making videos every 2 minutes aww poor jeff

 

[Esteelouder]

So busy she’s making videos every 2 minutes aww poor jeff

She’s just so excited that a tumbleweed came in through the shop.

 

[Howdyhi]

There’s clearly not one customer in the shop. She keeps filming Williamson square.... I don’t think people drinking in the Shakespeare are gonna come in for a ‘Prosecco slag’ key ring Jeff.

Hahahaha ‘Prosecco slag’ keyring. bleeping dyinnnn

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

So busy she’s making videos every 2 minutes aww poor jeff

I couldn't imagine being at work and having the time to make videos....

 

[Howdyhi]

Just spoke to a mate who went past three times today (not on purpose she works there) and she said there wasn’t a soul in there each time. She said Liverpool was buzzin but the shop was dead. It’s weird, it’s as though people don’t wanna buy overpriced tat from Ali express?

 

[Tomi2015]

Hah I saw that comment and thought the same thing, yeah it looked so boss that I just walked past...

I translated this as “guess what is the only item that sold in my shop today”

More like I’ve sold duck all today but I’m going to say one of my products is flyyyyin out so I can try get someone to buy it

 

[davidsdead]

Just spoke to a mate who went past three times today (not on purpose she works there) and she said there wasn’t a soul in there each time. She said Liverpool was buzzin but the shop was dead. It’s weird, it’s as though people don’t wanna buy overpriced tat from Ali express?

I will be amaaaaaazed if it’s still there next year. I give her one Xmas in town. If not, I’ll happily take my hat off to her because I genuinely don’t know who is buying this tit! Assumed it was wools when she was just online. Her Crosby shop was always dead.

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

I will be amaaaaaazed if it’s still there next year. I give her one Xmas in town. If not, I’ll happily take my hat off to her because I genuinely don’t know who is buying this tit! Assumed it was wools when she was just online. Her Crosby shop was always dead.

She'll be surviving on tory loans at the moment (not getting a dig with that, I know plenty of businesses forced to do so). It's a false sense of security, she won't last when she's back on full rent, full rates, and bounce back loan repayments.