I'm not even getting into that outfit today. How sad is she though? I don't know any other woman in her age group that walks around constantly talking shite into her phone or wouldn't feel a tit doing so in all manners of public... on her so-called business social media page as well.
Every bit of her personality & behaviour reeks of desperation... she's definitely the type that didn't get any positive attention in her youth and adolescent so now uses the social media following (that she's losing) to relive her high school days - it's exactly why she never stayed anonymous isn't it, she thought the following she gained would love her - rather than the parody and presumably wanted to revel it that attention, unfortunately she never foreseen people seeing her for the clueless, pathetic ogre that she is.
I usually come on here to take the piss and have a laugh at her latest disaster but honestly tonight I'm sat at home with my 2yr asleep on me & my husband next me to while I saw those shitshow stories and, possibly for the first time, I actually just feel really sorry for her tbh. She'll soon get the wrong side of middle-aged, realise money and local status (both of which she definitely doesn't have to the degree she believes she does but I digress) won't buy happiness, that she's pissed away the chance she had for a nice family life with her husband, or even just as a good mother making precious memories with her daughter; and for what? for the sake of being "popular" and constantly out on the piss, like the sad 21yr old she, clearly, wishes she was.
Get to therapy Meffanny, idk what happened to make you the way you are but you definitely need to sort yourself out. If not for your own sake, for Cora's.
Eta:Soz for the essay DABS, just to lighten the mood here's some photographic footage of me writing this...