Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[Asevithankstome]

And ya dads.

Hahahahahaa!! She has said in her post looking “pretty” that she’s gonna be a 20/10 later.

 

[Tomi2015]

Hahahahahaa!! She has said in her post looking “pretty” that she’s gonna be a 20/10 later.

Delusion off the scale. I’ve got an old pair of jeans on and my hair just thrown up cutting the grass and I probably look better

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Yasss meet ya in Rita's for a coffee and a jangle

the dream after I’ve done 9 on the beds and been the bakery for a jam tart

 

[Brooke Davis]

Are you Kirkstone Riot Squad or Linacre Young Guns

No I’m crying, those groups of lads who hang round there don’t call them selves that?

 

[Houseofscouse]

In

My first comment after months of lurking so please be kind! I love supporting local and independent businesses...BUT where I live in a small suburb of Manchester the local business owners are the ones driving round in Range Rovers, kids at private school and having holidays in the Caribbean 3 times a year (obviously pre-COVID). The people who work at the local Wetherspoons are the ones getting the bus, living from day to day and having a week in Rhyl in a caravan if they’re lucky! I’ve got absolutely nothing against people making a success of themselves but I don’t see a difference in lining a big corporations pockets or the local millionaire just because he owns an ‘independent’ gin bar! We’re not all world beaters, some of us just work at the checkout at massive corporations like Asda or behind the bar at Spoons. I don’t agree with big conglomerates having a monopoly on the market but we can’t deny that they employ a lot more people than the local hipster bar that charges ridiculous prices to have a burger served on a slate or wooden block (just put it on a bleeding plate!!) Neither of them are wrong but I’m not gonna boycott Wetherspoons under the guise of being a liberal or some misplaced morals, some of my mates feed their kids with their Sports Direct wage!

Yes!!! This Jeff is so quick to point fingers at people or places that don't fit into her social media 'personna' of being an anti Tori voter but forgets a few weeks ago that she was spouting 'Vote Left, Live Right'. head. Haha remember when chips served in a little wire basket were a thing too, just stick them in a bloody bowl!

Also, welcome! I'm fairly new here but everyone's lovely and funny as duck

#wherescora

 

[gigi_93]

Imagine ever choosing that hive of plastic tat for a coffee. There’s countless lovely places for a coffee in town. I give her til just after xmas

 

[DoubleDenim]

No I’m crying, those groups of lads who hang round there don’t call them selves that?

Yeahh numerous articles on the Echo referencing them too. Sure I see one like "The Rise of the LYG" lately

 

[Brooke Davis]

Yeahh numerous articles on the Echo referencing them too. Sure I see one like "The Rise of the LYG" lately

Oh no how embarrassing, I’ll have to move.
WHY is there so many embarrassing people in Liverpool

 

[MrsPurchase]

Imagine ever choosing that hive of plastic tat for a coffee. There’s countless lovely places for a coffee in town. I give her til just after xmas

Absolutely! My little girl would probably love to go to a bright pink cafe, the colour theme and that awful cartoon logo would appeal to her age group, but I’ll never take her because of all the bleep mugs and overpriced alcohol. I just don’t get what demographic Jeff is aiming at?

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

I sent a picture of the shop to my good friend Craig Revel Horwood. He said it looks like "one of those temporary places that opens on the run up to Christmas and then disappears".

 

[omgyes]

My first comment after months of lurking so please be kind! I love supporting local and independent businesses...BUT where I live in a small suburb of Manchester the local business owners are the ones driving round in Range Rovers, kids at private school and having holidays in the Caribbean 3 times a year (obviously pre-COVID). The people who work at the local Wetherspoons are the ones getting the bus, living from day to day and having a week in Rhyl in a caravan if they’re lucky! I’ve got absolutely nothing against people making a success of themselves but I don’t see a difference in lining a big corporations pockets or the local millionaire just because he owns an ‘independent’ gin bar! We’re not all world beaters, some of us just work at the checkout at massive corporations like Asda or behind the bar at Spoons. I don’t agree with big conglomerates having a monopoly on the market but we can’t deny that they employ a lot more people than the local hipster bar that charges ridiculous prices to have a burger served on a slate or wooden block (just put it on a bleeding plate!!) Neither of them are wrong but I’m not gonna boycott Wetherspoons under the guise of being a liberal or some misplaced morals, some of my mates feed their kids with their Sports Direct wage!

Yaaassss!! My ex is a barber who has been pleading poverty over lockdown, preaching that people should shop local - yet drives a nice car, votes Tory, holidays in Barbados, etc.
Sorry, back to the topic ....

 

[Asevithankstome]

Aaaaaaaaand she has got a queue cos of course she has!! If she had she’d have been spinning that phone round to back that up.

 

[DoubleDenim]

I might be one of them for the cheap vegan jellies

 

[Esteelouder]

Her hair looks like it was put in a deep fat fryer for 20 mins. Snapped and flat

 

[5678]

Her hair looks like it was put in a deep fat fryer for 20 mins. Snapped and flat

The roots are still visible

 

[davidsdead]

How has her hair ended up looking worse than before?

 

[Scousebird0924]

Mr sb just come in and said how are we? .... may get him an overpriced choccy bar from Jeff’s for Father’s Day!

 

[cbdgummybear]

Absolutely! My little girl would probably love to go to a bright pink cafe, the colour theme and that awful cartoon logo would appeal to her age group, but I’ll never take her because of all the bleep mugs and overpriced alcohol. I just don’t get what demographic Jeff is aiming at?

Twats

 

[Tomi2015]

Mr sb just come in and said how are we? .... may get him an overpriced choccy bar from Jeff’s for Father’s Day!

I’d get a roll of barbed wire down the middle of the bed for that

 

[Scousebird0924]

I’d get a roll of barbed wire down the middle of the bed for that

Gonna stick some Easter egg chocolate in his bum cheeks while he’s asleep so when he wakes up he thinks he’s tit himself! How are we now motherfucker!!