Scousebird blogs #15 Scouse Bird: The Joe Exotic of Merseyside

[Dabbyhand]

I noticed a week or go or something (clearly reading here every day, Hey Heffrey) she made a point of saying one time how she's worried she could have no customers and end up going bankrupt. It was like she was saying it to save face after all the comments on here.
Also, for the love of bleeping god, bin the bleeping belt already. And don't dare get that bumbag back out either. Shame of it

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I might be wrong but shouldn’t she still be wearing a mask underneath her visor as it’s open at the bottom?

 

[DoubleDenim]

I might be wrong but shouldn’t she still be wearing a mask underneath her visor as it’s open at the bottom?

As far as I understand the visors are for people who can't wear masks, because of COPD etc. I reckon it's so the lippy doesn't smudge

 

[Houseofscouse]

She's a soft bleep, does she not realise people who work for Wetherspoons probably aren't Tories? I fully support local businesses but I also love a cheap drink and snack the week before payday so won't be boycotting it any time soon.
Wonder if she boycotts Next and Warburton's too as they are large Tory doners.

 

[davidsdead]

She's a soft bleep, does she not realise people who work for Wetherspoons probably aren't Tories? I fully support local businesses but I also love a cheap drink and snack the week before payday so won't be boycotting it any time soon.
Wonder if she boycotts Next and Warburton's too as they are large Tory doners.

She dresses Cora from the basement of tkmaxx and whoever supplies the swear down shite. deffo doesn’t shop at Next

 

[Tomi2015]

She dresses Cora from the basement of tkmaxx and whoever supplies the swear down shite. deffo doesn’t shop at Next

I bet her knickers say “NEXT”

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

"Ay Nicki, shoudda seen the shop today gerl, diaries and choccy bars flyin off the shelves, gonna celebrate with some cock me, cackle cackle"

"Aah that's great that is Jeff, gerron Ma Cureton and tell her to throw some celebratory sausages on the Yankee, I'll get me drainpipes on now".

 

[Esteelouder]

I might be wrong but shouldn’t she still be wearing a mask underneath her visor as it’s open at the bottom?

And also cos of her breath.

She's a soft bleep, does she not realise people who work for Wetherspoons probably aren't Tories? I fully support local businesses but I also love a cheap drink and snack the week before payday so won't be boycotting it any time soon.
Wonder if she boycotts Next and Warburton's too as they are large Tory doners.

Also leg it Jeff with the late coming to LoD

 

[Sparklesurprise]

Just spoke to a mate who went past three times today (not on purpose she works there) and she said there wasn’t a soul in there each time. She said Liverpool was buzzin but the shop was dead. It’s weird, it’s as though people don’t wanna buy overpriced tat from Ali express?

anything I buy now I look on Ali express to see if I can get it direct myself. Used to use ali baba years ago anyway though. Everyone’s selling the same tit now from the same suppliers it’s just that hers all has bleep written all over it

"Ay Nicki, shoudda seen the shop today gerl, diaries and choccy bars flyin off the shelves, gonna celebrate with some cock me, cackle cackle"

"Aah that's great that is Jeff, gerron Ma Cureton and tell her to throw some celebratory sausages on the Yankee, I'll get me drainpipes on now".

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Shirley Ballas you absolutely kill me

 

[LadyLC]

She’s banging on about going to get her lashes done and can’t wait... however, in the last 4 months she also promoted the hair burst lash serum which was apparently amaaaazzzziiing and also the same for the magnetic lashes by lola’s lashes which were a game changer... which one is it Jeff
Pick a lane woman

 

[davidsdead]

She’s banging on about going to get her lashes done and can’t wait... however, in the last 4 months she also promoted the hair burst lash serum which was apparently amaaaazzzziiing and also the same for the magnetic lashes by lola’s lashes which were a game changer... which one is it Jeff
Pick a lane woman

Does this woman never do the school run? Poor Cora, only sees her ma once a week. Disgraaaaaaace.

 

[Tomi2015]

Does this woman never do the school run? Poor Cora, only sees her ma once a week. Disgraaaaaaace.

Poor Cora only sees her Ma once a month. Whereas Jeff sees ma cureton every week
#wherescora

 

[Cady1954]

I will be amaaaaaazed if it’s still there next year. I give her one Xmas in town. If not, I’ll happily take my hat off to her because I genuinely don’t know who is buying this tit! Assumed it was wools when she was just online. Her Crosby shop was always dead.

Serious question whats a wool?

 

[DoubleDenim]

Serious question whats a wool?

Anyone from the surrounding areas OF Liverpool. Technically I'm a wool cos I don't have a purple bin but I've still got an L postcode

 

[TaylorMomsen]

Anyone from the surrounding areas OF Liverpool. Technically I'm a wool cos I don't have a purple bin but I've still got an L postcode

haha for me it's anyone who doesn't have a purple wheelie bin in the UK no matter how far away from Liverpool they are:
Alton Towers "proper full of wools"
Heathrow airport "bleeping wools everywhere"

I know it's technically not the correct way of using it, but always a fun word to say!

 

[DoubleDenim]

haha for me it's anyone who doesn't have a purple wheelie bin in the UK no matter how far away from Liverpool they are:
Alton Towers "proper full of wools"
Heathrow airport "bleeping wools everywhere"

I know it's technically not the correct way of using it, but always a fun word to say!

That's me told

 

[Cady1954]

I might be wrong but shouldn’t she still be wearing a mask underneath her visor as it’s open at the bottom?

No they are used in place of a mask. As pointless as a chocolate fireguard as

Anyone from the surrounding areas OF Liverpool. Technically I'm a wool cos I don't have a purple bin but I've still got an L postcode

I was googling Merseyside the other day cos its what I do. Im a geordie but live abroad now and I was taken with the purple bins and wondered what they were about? Its like a country of its own Merseyside isn't it?

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Talking shite again I see ‘fart on him and get off’ no wonder she hasn’t got a fella

 

[Ebeneezergood]

Well girls, it's National weekend! Let's celebrate by remembering the golden year of horse racing, when Jeff got "circle of sheeeowed" by the Daily Mail.
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Them chunky Barratts school shoes though

This has killed me off


Is that a sanitary towel on the floor on her bedroom

Cum tissues

 

[Howdyhi]

She’s getting the joiners in to build her coffee shop quicker because she’s realised that no one wants to shop in her overpriced house of tat after a year of being cooped in the house. Question, why on earth would you go to scousebird for coffee and gin when you could go to a bar or coffee house that specialises in their craft? Her shop looks like it’s marketed towards 11 year old girls but everything in the shop says bleep on it serious question, who is her demographic? Make it make sense Jeff.