Nellyellie
VIP Member
Title suggestion-
A&E for a cup of tea, give me attention it’s all about ME
A&E for a cup of tea, give me attention it’s all about ME
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Foolmeonce
Chatty Member
(Alanis Morrissette, Ironic)
A mum of two
, almost 28,
A Social Media Influencer who hoped she was late,
Wants a babeh gurrll, but Beaver says “no way”,
Got system ovaries, in hospital all day.
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
It's the lumi flogging, every day,
It's saying she's a size ten, when there's just no way.
It's the daily sex, but the word she can't say,
And we’ve all got her figured.
Mr. Play the Field, loved the ride,
He met a headcase, kissed his freedom goodbye,
All the cars in the world, won't make his life right,
And as he looks around him now, he thinks
"Well, isn't this shite?"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It’s a covid delayed wedding day,
It’s a load of media hype, anyway,
It’s the tattle advice that she just doesn’t take,
And we’ve all got her figured.
A mum of two
, almost 28,A Social Media Influencer who hoped she was late,
Wants a babeh gurrll, but Beaver says “no way”,
Got system ovaries, in hospital all day.
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
It's the lumi flogging, every day,
It's saying she's a size ten, when there's just no way.
It's the daily sex, but the word she can't say,
And we’ve all got her figured.
Mr. Play the Field, loved the ride,
He met a headcase, kissed his freedom goodbye,
All the cars in the world, won't make his life right,
And as he looks around him now, he thinks
"Well, isn't this shite?"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
It’s a covid delayed wedding day,
It’s a load of media hype, anyway,
It’s the tattle advice that she just doesn’t take,
And we’ve all got her figured.
BettyCrockerr
VIP Member
I’m i in the minority here when I say that her Dad is NOT in anyway attractive at all….
sorry ladies but he just looks like an old, middle aged guy.
Im not seeing it…..
sorry ladies but he just looks like an old, middle aged guy.
Im not seeing it…..
Clementine
VIP Member
21k was just me.
ChubClubThug
VIP Member
Thread suggestion : Rebecca Lamb #73 Fat knees a flashing, A&E dashing.. is she up the duff? Or just dog rough?
Grayson
VIP Member
It can't be her poor diet = She only eats healtheh and in moderashun.
It can't be being overweight = she's a size 10 hun and is super in fitness.
It can't be because she's pregnant = she uses a super good reliable app which tracks when her and beaver can do "the deed" (giggle giggle because she's 16)
It's can't be because there is a problem with her body = she's Rebecca lamb and that's her superpower.
The only logical answer to today's conundrum of what's up.with beggy is that she's a cunt
It can't be being overweight = she's a size 10 hun and is super in fitness.
It can't be because she's pregnant = she uses a super good reliable app which tracks when her and beaver can do "the deed" (giggle giggle because she's 16)
It's can't be because there is a problem with her body = she's Rebecca lamb and that's her superpower.
The only logical answer to today's conundrum of what's up.with beggy is that she's a cunt
Instagrime
Well-known member
So, I’m on holiday at the moment with my family and we stopped off at Whitby yesterday. I saw Woody on a ride outside an arcade with Steve and someone else (didn’t see Rebecca anywhere or Alfie) and thought Jesus Christ. I just recognised her youngest child. Isn’t that terrifying?! I don’t know if it’s just because I don’t really post my children on social media but I know so much about that little boy, I wonder how easy it would be for someone to convince him to go off with them? Just shocked me when I saw one of these influencers in the real world and it was her child that I instantly recognised
JaneEyre12
Chatty Member
She got paid by Sport Direct to promote the very thing that she’s slagging off! 
Sorrybutno
VIP Member
Thats handy because Woody and Alfie will be able to find hundreds of pics on the net of u, your vag and your nips 
Clarity456
VIP Member
Why does she assume everyone doesn't like themselves? There's things I don't like about myself and maybe always will be but on the whole I think I'm alright 
I don't know many people who absolutely loathe themselves who would suddenly change their mind cos a big marshmallow shaped woman child on the internet told them to 
I don't know many people who absolutely loathe themselves who would suddenly change their mind cos a big marshmallow shaped woman child on the internet told them to She's been promising a house tour for ages now. But what's she gonna show? Here is the stairs still uncarpeted, here is my boss babe office without a stick of furniture except a ladder desk and a unit with holes in for her cheap bags. Here is the bathroom but I can't show you it cos we did it illegally, heres out bedroom with the uneven floors and diseased carpet. Next on to the spare room with the cemented in fireplace, the kitchen with its collapsed ceiling and urinal floor tiles and the sitting room with its haunted ceiling and single sofa like the bloody Simpsons for the whole family to sit on. FFS - house tour my arse.
JaneEyre12
Chatty Member
Miraculous recovery this morning. Hawking the face sander and booking a holiday 
People who waste NHS time and resources are arseholes!
People who waste NHS time and resources are arseholes!JaneEyre12
Chatty Member
#73 came off the pill, trouble at mill, pretend to be ill, can’t afford the car bill