irvinelane
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Can’t argue with that
Sorry but what bulges? If Niomi has bulges, then everyone else is a massive whale. And what curves?! Niomi is literally a ruler in body shape. Little to no curves anywhere by definition. She'd have to eat and train to gain a butt, for example.Thanks for the details yes, we can tell she’s not that skinny. Despite the few food she eats, we can notice she still has curves, especially when she’s from behind. Those bulges won’t go away easily.
The thing with Bali is... I can not picture myself living a life where people are basically in service for you 24/7. Does Niomi clean her bungalo herself? Does she cook herself? Does she even washes her own clothes? Obviously life is so fun when the only thing you do yourself is wipe your damn ass! I will never understand how can you roam through Bali streets and don't feel like a fucking white colonizer lol. It's one thing when you visiting for a quick holiday, but to lead a lifestyle like that, I'd feel uncomfortable as hell. But maybe it's just meI don’t understand why she thinks Bali is so amazing every day the same shizzle, eating smoothie bowls and spa treatments. Sure for a holiday..but long term no thanks, it’s surely going to wane eventually as will her relationship with lordon of the teeth.
It reminds me of a quote from sex and the city where Miranda yells ‘yea it’s all so hot three days in!!’ to a couple all over each other on their holiday. The reality of dirty socks on the floor and lordon forgetting to buy the milk (I mean non fat oat milk) are just around the corner nimmers
Fixed it a littleLmfao, and this is coming from Miss Carbon Footprint 2022, incredible
Niomi’s face should be plastered all over this wall
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Wait, wait, hold up. I'm sitting here thinking wtf is a plant-based uni degree? That shit doesn't exist. I was thinking she had a BSc Nutrition degree. I went to uni for 3 years to get my degree in nutrition and she did a 2 week ONLINE COURSE? Lmao what a scammer. These charlatans shouldn't be allowed to give health advice without a science degree.Geez, she also has a cookbook. 336 pages about how to cut an avocado.
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The photo is really not flattering. Look at the redness around the eyes.
Plus, she had to mention her certification twice in her presentation:
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That’s probably why she calls herself a vegan chef.
Celery juice hahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Tell me you have an unhealthy relationship with food and your body without telling me you have an unhealthy relationship with food and your body.I, too, woke at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walk
As someone who had breast cancer 2015- finish the Tamoxifen 2025- I actually find her post sickening.Two months unchecked. TWO MONTHS! Who does this? Who the fuck is running around Bali getting IV drips, unnecessary spa treatments and sun exposure with a fucking LUMP in their breasts? I can’t wrap my head around it, what the hell is wrong with you Niomi?
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Also, increased estrogen... we get it, you are having lots of sex and feeling your FEmiNIne EnErgY, but don't forget that you are losing braincells along the way as well.
Yes! The thought of a bunch of rich white trust fund kids being waited on by locals is just so egregious and gross... She has big colonizer energy, I would be ashamed to live that wayThe thing with Bali is... I can not picture myself living a life where people are basically in service for you 24/7. Does Niomi clean her bungalo herself? Does she cook herself? Does she even washes her own clothes? Obviously life is so fun when the only thing you do yourself is wipe your damn ass! I will never understand how can you roam through Bali streets and don't feel like a fucking white colonizer lol. It's one thing when you visiting for a quick holiday, but to lead a lifestyle like that, I'd feel uncomfortable as hell. But maybe it's just me