there is something so creepy about being ‘single white femaled’ by your boyfriend’s sister
Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips
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She HAS unresolved and underlying issues...and having ONE barely living brain cell does not help.She looks absolutely MISERABLE for someone who is always on vacationalmost....like she has some unresolved, underlying issues.
Ps: I immediately thought of avocado chef
I, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walk 
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Celery juice hahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Tell me you have an unhealthy relationship with food and your body without telling me you have an unhealthy relationship with food and your body.I, too, woke at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walk
There are still people who drink celery juice? 
I looked at her social blade, interesting stats!
@Ciri
Here are the stats from her YT channel recently:
And here is Instagram:
She's losing subscribers on both platforms. Last time she had a good week was in October of last year, where she gained a little over 200 subscribers on her IG (see last stat above). She's been mainly losing subscribers for a long time. Even with her seemingly buying followers here and there, she's still losing followers.
If she's losing 2000 followers on her IG she's having a good month lol.
I looked at her social blade, interesting stats!
@Ciri
Here are the stats from her YT channel recently:
And here is Instagram:
She's losing subscribers on both platforms. Last time she had a good week was in October of last year, where she gained a little over 200 subscribers on her IG (see last stat above). She's been mainly losing subscribers for a long time. Even with her seemingly buying followers here and there, she's still losing followers.
If she's losing 2000 followers on her IG she's having a good month lol.
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The people on the raft be like...what in the hell is going on on that boat??
And Niomi, looking at them, be like: « Man, I wish I was on that boat, running away from my problems again. »
Hum.. you okay there, happy girl?
Geez, she thinks she’s so hot, doesn’t she?
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I had to wake up at 5 for years and years and years because of school and work, I feel stupid now because I never thought about dry skin brushing and doing abs workout, making celery juice and going on a walk and listening to a 12 step meeting all done by 8!I, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walk
…maybe because I had less than an hour to prepare and walk to the bus but I’m sure Holly would think, I just wasn’t manifesting hard enough…but seriously you couldn’t pay me now to wake up at 5, it‘s so ridiculous how these influencers who have all the time of the world and have nothing to do want to tell you how to have a “productive” day, like duck off! 
She just fancies herself as a modern day Brigitte Bardot. Except here’s the thing, Nims: Regardless of your personal stance on her, she’s actually contributed something to the world. Whereas if I never see another sunrise/full moon/smoothie bowl/coconut photo from you, *that* would be your great contribution to the world.
You’ve gotta be wondering why she’s listening to a 12 Step Program…I had to wake up at 5 for years and years and years because of school and work, I feel stupid now because I never thought about dry skin brushing and doing abs workout, making celery juice and going on a walk and listening to a 12 step meeting all done by 8!
Also, I can’t help but wonder if that stupid shoulder shrug is the new flamingo pose, or if she’s just going to be simultaneously doing both. And if so, will the shoulder and leg lift be on the same side of her body, or will it be a left-shoulder-right-leg-and-vice-versa situation?
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Considering she was dating Forky for a while and BB political views maybe she has something in common with her after all.She just fancies herself as a modern day Brigitte Bardot. Except here’s the thing, Nims: Regardless of your personal stance on her, she’s actually contributed something to the world. Whereas if I never see another sunrise/full moon/smoothie bowl/coconut photo from you, *that* would be your great contribution to the world.
You’ve gotta be wondering why she’s listening to a 12 Step Program…
The 12 step program also stood out to me. Maybe it’s about her “overeating” problems someone mentioned before?
Her posts and stories look a lot like Niomi’s, except she encourages more consumerism. She always has a link or a discount code to share.
Probably this:You’ve gotta be wondering why she’s listening to a 12 Step Program…
The 12 Steps of OA
Also, riveting content. (But in a way, preferable?)
(But in a way, preferable?)
You guys are astute! I care very little for The Avocado ‘Chef,’ so I haven’t been paying too much attention to her. But this makes total sense.
Bragging
im awake at 5am as well.. with my 19th old and then my 3.5 year old daughter and I don’t get to eat or even grab a coffee untill 8am!I, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walk
get f**ked holly sorry irrational anger lol 
Is Niomi’s content now just videos of herself looking into the camera in different holiday destinations? At times in the past I have softened towards her but jeez, with everything going on in the world, how does she think this bragging is acceptable? It’s incredibly distasteful in my opinion.
I would send her a recommendation to visit a place in Prague...
Ps: up left corner...
Geeez she is so boring and insufferable dumb. She spends all of her time on selfies and asking other people to take videos and photos of her to the point of huge barf seriously...
No it's Niomi's selfies and videos with a moving shoulder
Hey, it’s vegan! Former Niomi would have loved this.I would send her a recommendation to visit a place in Prague...
Ps: up left corner...
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Geeez she is so boring and insufferable dumb. She spends all of her time on selfies and asking other people to take videos and photos of her to the point of huge barf seriously...
Since she can no longer smile properly, except for a man, the atmosphere in this photo seems awkward. She really looks pissed off, like she wishes she wasn’t there or something.
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I just can't get over the fact that she's taken a random guy she's known for a couple months on a family holiday with her younger sister. How can you really know someone after such a short amount of time? It must be so weird for her sister to have to spend time with these random men. Niomi doesn't think about anyone but herself.
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