Amazingly, I have won my first ever thread title! 
Will it be the one where baybeh is finally born?! Before I start the round-up this is for @265 
- now I’ve dropped the angry face you won’t have to 
As we were finishing the last thread our BYG released some more pregnancy photos which didn’t appear anatomically correct and she forgot to give herself two Disney Princess hands.
The lack of colour matching made me think of an orange muppet arm.
She’s so desperate for cash she’s started namedropping Mark Wright again
@SATCGOSS has read the article in Closer and shared the content with us. More drivel.
She put up a photo of her enjoying a relaxing massage but the street rat paps must have sabotaged her using “effnic whitening cream” because it drew comparisons to a bewful yun’sumo.
Ch’Arg is scraping the barrel with his OF offerings and he won’t be happymum Loz forgot to photoshop his moobs out again.
@Thetruth123 was the first to alert us to her video for Polly - appearing to be a life insurance company aimed at guilting mothers into signing up that passes details onto brokers who may harass you all day long. Seems she’s not bothered to check the company out: the lure of the cash was too much yet again. Also, as @roseturntupnose stated they didn’t really consider her suitability to be preaching to others about what is best for baby.
It came time for BL to plug the #gifted #basicbitch pram she hates and she showed off some lovely photos now that she’s pimped Laulie’s ride to make it looks like a muff. This may be a recurring incident.
Some Scrunchiesendured watched ‘Steph’s Packed Lunch’ in order to see a 5 min segment where yungel droned on about TOWIE and her anixtey again. Obviously unedited/unfiltered Loz was quite a sight to behold (pictures start on page 24). If you can’t bear to watch @fluffyglitterbug did a summary.
Some of us recorded it and needed to quickly delete the evidence and scrub ourselves down with bleach and wire wool.
We had a Friday night full of sleuthing
and polishing our tin foil hats 
There may have been some drinking involved. I loved the use of tuna canoe to rhyme.
Honourable mentions this time go to:
@Rita Chevrolet who taught us a new slang term - Big Loz and Ch’Arg are a pair of rockys;
@Silly-old-Slapper wrote @geordiegirl a very eloquent sick note so she can be on the forums when babygel arrives;
@Liarliar gave us a beautiful verse to be sung to the tune of ‘Get Lucky’;
@Chi4 cottoned on what BYG’s plate-face reminded us of:
And @Blond3g1rl what her lips did;
@Pom Bear found some more bling for the pram - bewful, classy and understated Pommie;
@Sunnydaze101 gave us chapter 1 of a bedtime story which is sure to be a best seller!
Will it be the one where baybeh is finally born?! Before I start the round-up this is for @265 - now I’ve dropped the angry face you won’t have to As we were finishing the last thread our BYG released some more pregnancy photos which didn’t appear anatomically correct and she forgot to give herself two Disney Princess hands.
The lack of colour matching made me think of an orange muppet arm.
She’s so desperate for cash she’s started namedropping Mark Wright again
@SATCGOSS has read the article in Closer and shared the content with us. More drivel.She put up a photo of her enjoying a relaxing massage but the street rat paps must have sabotaged her using “effnic whitening cream” because it drew comparisons to a bewful yun’sumo.
Ch’Arg is scraping the barrel with his OF offerings and he won’t be happy
@Thetruth123 was the first to alert us to her video for Polly - appearing to be a life insurance company aimed at guilting mothers into signing up that passes details onto brokers who may harass you all day long. Seems she’s not bothered to check the company out: the lure of the cash was too much yet again. Also, as @roseturntupnose stated they didn’t really consider her suitability to be preaching to others about what is best for baby.
It came time for BL to plug the #gifted #basicbitch pram she hates and she showed off some lovely photos now that she’s pimped Laulie’s ride to make it looks like a muff. This may be a recurring incident.
Some Scrunchies
Some of us recorded it and needed to quickly delete the evidence and scrub ourselves down with bleach and wire wool.
We had a Friday night full of sleuthing
and polishing our tin foil hats There may have been some drinking involved. I loved the use of tuna canoe to rhyme.Honourable mentions this time go to:
@Rita Chevrolet who taught us a new slang term - Big Loz and Ch’Arg are a pair of rockys;
@Silly-old-Slapper wrote @geordiegirl a very eloquent sick note so she can be on the forums when babygel arrives;
@Liarliar gave us a beautiful verse to be sung to the tune of ‘Get Lucky’;
@Chi4 cottoned on what BYG’s plate-face reminded us of:
And @Blond3g1rl what her lips did;
@Pom Bear found some more bling for the pram - bewful, classy and understated Pommie
;@Sunnydaze101 gave us chapter 1 of a bedtime story which is sure to be a best seller!
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. I am now gonna read your entertaining round-up!
