Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

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Badirene

Badirene

Sunnydaze101 said:
Ohhhh it would be like young boy likes granny porn. That stuff exists.

I should have read first then commented. Knew you lot all knew about granny porn.
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Scrunchies have exquisite taste in all forms of the erotic arts, it's culture innit.
 
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Sunnydaze101

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mohawk said:
Pregnancy anxiety?? I'll tell you about real pregnancy anxiety. After marrying my school sweetheart, we planned a baby but I got a brain tumour aged 23 and after 6 weeks radiotherapy and months of chemo ended, we began to try for a baby. Over the next few years I had a dozen+ miscarriages before 16 weeks. Every month was huge disappointment and filled with anxiety. I felt I wasn't good enough to be a mother. I was desperate to have a baby and couldn't believe God (I went to church every week and played the organ) blessed me with a pregnancy but each time the baby died.

At 31 I fell pregnant after 7 years of trying and continued to work full time (I was never off since the chemo). Every single moment of every day I was worried about losing this baby like all my others. Then 9 weeks before I was due, I was rushed into hospital with severe pre-eclampsia and our wonderful son was born 8 weeks early. I thought he was going to die too as he was in the special care baby unit and was so small and fragile. We took him home weighing 3lb 9oz and he is the absolute love of my life. Sadly we couldn't have any more children as the chemo ravaged my body and caused many illnesses. I have Addison's disease, crippling arthritis and I am having all my joints replaced as they are crumbling as well as a multitude of chronic conditions.

More heartbreak followed as my super fit, marathon running, rock climbing husband collapsed aged 39 and the docs discovered Stage 4 bowel cancer. He died the following year. Our son has had to cope with losing his dad and to help to care for his chronically disabled mum. I'm back on chemo and take 22 pills and 2 injections every day.

I don't say all this to garner sympathy. It just makes me fume that she really should be enjoying this pregnancy. She didn't try for this baby and can't understand how hard it is. I've recently had to give up full time work after breaking my back. I still work part time from home rather than rely on hand outs. She doesn't realise how lucky she is. Sorry for the rant but I can't sleep because of the pain.....
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Also. Forget to give you a bunch of Scrunchie flowers.

sorry @Katie8ee I’m passing them on 😂

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liar liar

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Badirene said:
Scrunchies have exquisite taste in all forms of the erotic arts, it's culture innit.
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I can remember holidaying in Jamaica many years ago. The hotel was full of all these grey-haired old American women eyeing up the waiters. The next evening you would see said waiter seated at a table with one of them ordering the most expensive stuff whilst the other staff sniggered and made hip thrusting movements or bending over parting buttocks motions whilst the daft old biddy just gazed zombie-like into the bloke's eyes. Hysterical - better than the actual entertainment.
 
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HeCannitSeeMan

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Sunnydaze101 said:
Ohhhh it would be like young boy likes granny porn. That stuff exists.

I should have read first then commented. Knew you lot all knew about granny porn.
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Are we not witnessing this very thing, granny porn, with Neanderthal chops and amitage shanks spunker?
 
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Sunnydaze101

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I don’t think she’s in labour, I think she’s just out of breath right now trying to blow up the birthing pool. Poor youngel
 
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lalalanded

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Have Polly taken down the incriminating evidence? I'm dying to see this video but can't find it anywhere. God, what does it say that she can't even do an ad for scammers like this without overwhelmingly bad feedback.
 
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Sunnydaze101

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lalalanded said:
Have Polly taken down the incriminating evidence? I'm dying to see this video but can't find it anywhere. God, what does it say that she can't even do an ad for scammers like this without overwhelmingly bad feedback.
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Same. I don’t think it was a fixed published thing. Feels like everyone so far have just had it appear on their news feed and then it disappears. I’ve looked on their Facebook and insta.
 
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Eureka

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Sunnydaze101 said:
I don’t think she’s in labour, I think she’s just out of breath right now trying to blow up the birthing pool. Poor youngel
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With the crap she and Chuck eat they could try farting into it instead. That would have it up in seconds.
 
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GossipQueen69

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These photos she’s just put up, it looks like there’s months between most of them all, is that the photoshop?
also, it’s like the bump just ends above her knicker line.. with my pregnancy the whole of me was pushed out from baby or does that depend on how you carry?

Well the photos didn’t work for me 🙄
GossipQueen69 said:
These photos she’s just put up, it looks like there’s months between most of them all, is that the photoshop?
also, it’s like the bump just ends above her knicker line.. with my pregnancy the whole of me was pushed out from baby or does that depend on how you carry?
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liar liar

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Sunnydaze101 said:
Same. I don’t think it was a fixed published thing. Feels like everyone so far have just had it appear on their news feed and then it disappears. I’ve looked on their Facebook and insta.
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The Polly advert is actually on the TV. I've seen it a couple of times now and it is aimed at making mothers feel guilty about not make provisions for their little monsters.

GossipQueen69 said:
These photos she’s just put up, it looks like there’s months between most of them all, is that the photoshop?
also, it’s like the bump just ends above her knicker line.. with my pregnancy the whole of me was pushed out from baby or does that depend on how you carry?

Well the photos didn’t work for me 🙄
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Strange pics - her head is face on and her belly is twisted to one side. Head transplant is the answer.
 
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Sunnydaze101

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liar liar said:
The Polly advert is actually on the TV. I've seen it a couple of times now and it is aimed at making mothers feel guilty about not make provisions for their little monsters.


Strange pics - her head is face on and her belly is twisted to one side. Head transplant is the answer.
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The Goodger one? Or just there general advert? I’ve never seen any but have read they are not to be trusted and are sexist
 
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Can you imagine..
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Off on my weekend jollies and hubby bought me Closer with the article in it. So a ‘source’ aka Moleman or Lozza were quoted few times. Gist of it is
1. They hang out in same circles with same friends and she doesn’t want it to be awks and thinks it’s a nice gesture to prove no hard feelings on her part (of course there wouldn’t be, she was the one stalking THEM on their honeymoon and making comments about their relationship being weird and their sex Life boring)
2. She is very close to Arj and will be inviting him
3. Mentions public spats they’ve had with Mark asking her to stop talking about him and Michelle
4. Apparently rest of Wrights are nice to her when they meet her (doubtful as they couldn’t stand her back then)
5. Apparently Lauren is extremely forgiving (we know that given she went back to Mark and Joey who made her look like a fool cheating or denying being with her)
6. Would love a chance for a proper catch up with the Wrights
7. Anxiety, Anixety, Anixety
8. More calm since being pregnant (clearly forgot some of her headline attention grabbing dramas and insta stories)
9. Wants to go all out with a big fat gypsy Christening when restrictions lifted as she wants chance to show off and is proud of what she’s achieved (WTAF has she other than getting knocked up by a young lad who she knew for 5 minutes)
10. Wants to prove she’s moved on (and is doing so by talking about her ex 😆)

I’m starting to think she enjoys being a laughing stock and looking ridiculous as what is the other explanation for being so tragic this many times 🤔
 
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